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Oct 8, 2021 06:25
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Stavros could eat Cornett alive.
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Oct 8, 2021 13:17
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Stavros could eat Cornett alive. "So back in the day, in Tennessee wrestling, the HEEL didn't need to do A MILLION MOVES to get OVER because he KNEW HOW TO-" "Whatever man, shits boring, who cares."
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Oct 8, 2021 14:16
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*intro riff* ADRENALINE IN MY rear end SOMETHING SOMETHING IN MY rear end
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Oct 8, 2021 16:59
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Dawgstar posted:Laid OUT BY THE CHAIRMAN you mean! That's not Shawn Spears 
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Oct 8, 2021 17:49
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that stupid godsmack snakebite song is stuck in my head along with images of leviathan emerging from catfish creek wearing dracula teeth after watching that video
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Oct 8, 2021 19:01
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Mulaney Power Move posted:that stupid godsmack snakebite song is stuck in my head along with images of leviathan emerging from catfish creek wearing dracula teeth after watching that video I want a shot for shot remake of the Leviathan video but with John Silver instead of Dave Bautista.
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Oct 8, 2021 19:22
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BGrifter posted:I want a shot for shot remake of the Leviathan video but with John Silver instead of Dave Bautista.
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Oct 8, 2021 19:28
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the only leviathan story i ever heard really wasn't a story, just that he was scared to go in the water at night and it was too cold
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Oct 8, 2021 20:07
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seeing the river for the first time, that's not really the type of river you would summon a leviathan from. maybe a catfish man. bautista should have been Zaat! aka Dr. Z. i could see bautista doing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L9lHYjxSr0 Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Oct 8, 2021 |
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Oct 8, 2021 20:10
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But could Leviathan sashay through the sarcasm?
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Oct 8, 2021 20:40
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telling you - leviathan as is, except he's in the zaat costume. the guy's career would have really taken off.
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Oct 8, 2021 21:17
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I watched the Leviathan video and now it won't leave my YouTube recommendations lol it's like SIMON GOTCH BURIES ENZO AMORE redux
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Oct 8, 2021 22:29
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Destroy My Sweater posted:I watched the Leviathan video and now it won't leave my YouTube recommendations lol it's like SIMON GOTCH BURIES ENZO AMORE redux I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the algorithm bite enter my veins Never did I want to be here again And I don't remember why I clicked
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Oct 8, 2021 22:33
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I understand it's not everyone's cup of tea and they weren't mine either but Godsmack are amazing live.
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Oct 8, 2021 22:35
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Godsmack are fine. A little generic, but “I Stand Alone” is a fun song. Not to be confused with “I Walk Alone” by Saliva. I mix Godsmack up with Disturbed a lot. But Disturbed were a better band, so that’s not a bad thing.
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Oct 8, 2021 22:45
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the best song of the same species is "I Alone" by Live.
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Oct 8, 2021 23:34
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coconono posted:the best song of the same species is "I Alone" by Live. Not alone by starkill, also from the superior Canada
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Oct 9, 2021 00:52
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owa ah ah ah
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Oct 9, 2021 01:14
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Destroy My Sweater posted:the Cornette to Cumtown pipeline
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Oct 9, 2021 01:28
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Classic territory story: Wrestlers go to dinner one week at a local buffet after the show: $2 dollars all you can eat. Come back the next week, $3 dollars all you can eat. Come back again, the next week: $4 all you can eat. Come back the week after that: $2 all you can eat (no wrestlers) edit: Jim wondering where the pool is for a "pool party" is, when it turns out that someone misheard "Pull Apart" and the from then on they were called "Pool Parties" on the booking sheet.
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Oct 19, 2021 10:12
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that does explain why Jim kept inviting wrestlers to pool parties with his wife, he was trying to tell them to pull out but they kept mishearing
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Oct 19, 2021 10:20
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remember how i was bitching about danielson being put on the youtube preshow? guess who agrees!
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Oct 19, 2021 22:02
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Mulaney Power Move posted:remember how i was bitching about danielson being put on the youtube preshow? guess who agrees! Ouch, hope you can recover from this L.
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Oct 19, 2021 22:03
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Boy I wonder which match he would have bumped for it
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Oct 19, 2021 22:21
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MassRafTer posted:Ouch, hope you can recover from this L.
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Oct 19, 2021 22:26
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It was for a different reason though. Said if you want to compete with Smackdown then you increase ratings for the tv show. He argued it would have a better rating if Danielson was on it, just bump the girls match. Also a youtube show won't steal smackdown ratings because if a person is still watching smackdown at that point they can just keep watching and do the youtube show later. if smackdown sucks and they decide to watch the youtube live instead they probably would have tuned out anyway.
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Oct 19, 2021 23:01
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Mulaney Power Move posted:just bump the girls match Sounds like someone hasn't acknowledged the new tribal chief yet.
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Oct 19, 2021 23:45
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the Smackdown P18-34 rating did drop somewhat significantly (and harder than the other demos) when Dragon/Suzuki on the youtube show starts. It's not necessarily the reason, but it did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE-VCdtH8XQ&t=2070s Wezlar fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Oct 19, 2021 |
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Oct 19, 2021 23:57
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Mulaney Power Move posted:It was for a different reason though. Turns out Jim was wrong as always, shocker!
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Oct 20, 2021 00:12
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He also complains about Suzuki's stuff looking weak/fake and like... what the gently caress is he talking about? I've literally been in the room for a Suzuki match, he's either really hitting the other dude... or working snug enough that it doesn't matter.
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Oct 20, 2021 01:08
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Yes, when I think of Minoru Suzuki I definitely reason that he isn't hitting the other guy hard enough
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Oct 20, 2021 01:23
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Gaz-L posted:He also complains about Suzuki's stuff looking weak/fake and like... what the gently caress is he talking about? I've literally been in the room for a Suzuki match, he's either really hitting the other dude... or working snug enough that it doesn't matter. That's not what he said. He said it looks phony when two guys stand in the middle of the ring and just trade blows. Like I hit you, now OK you hit me now.
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Oct 20, 2021 01:39
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Mulaney Power Move posted:That's not what he said. He said it looks phony when two guys stand in the middle of the ring and just trade blows. Like I hit you, now OK you hit me now. He said both.
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Oct 20, 2021 01:47
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Obviously Jim has never watched a slapFIGHT event
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Oct 20, 2021 02:06
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Mulaney Power Move posted:That's not what he said. He said it looks phony when two guys stand in the middle of the ring and just trade blows. Like I hit you, now OK you hit me now. man, wait until he sees a move like the leg drop
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Oct 20, 2021 03:17
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Alaois posted:man, wait until he sees a move like the leg drop This one time I saw a guy sell a bump by slowly wriggling off a platform then dangling for a bit then taking a lovely bump. Imagine how cornette would react if he saw that.
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Oct 20, 2021 05:09
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jim will go on about realism or simulated combat but he really wants cartoonish brawling where dudes flail their arms and fall over when getting pawed at by worked punches and then immediately get up to feed for more punches it doesn't look phony to him because that's how they did it since he was a kid and if you examine most of his complaints that's the real issue and whatever else he comes up with is just how he justifies it to himself. like it's impossible to take somebody seriously when they say vtriggers look weak because the person taking it doesn't do a back bump.
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Oct 20, 2021 06:41
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Destroy My Sweater posted:the Cornette to Cumtown pipeline Cornette: "So, this Kenny Ome.." Nick: "So, the next bit is adding the word 'penis' to wrestler names" Stavros: *laughs in Stavros* Hell yeah, dude. Cornette: "As I was saying.." Stavros: "Hulk Penis, Ultimate Penis, Macho Penis.." Adam: "Mr.Penis" Nick: "Ahmed Johnson.. Penis."
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Gaz-L posted:He also complains about Suzuki's stuff looking weak/fake and like... what the gently caress is he talking about? I've literally been in the room for a Suzuki match, he's either really hitting the other dude... or working snug enough that it doesn't matter. What he means is that Minoru Suzuki is Japanese.
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