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This reminds me of a little story I think of sometimes, maybe from this thread or elsewhere on SA or maybe some imagining. It's about a couple walking on a beach who pick up a crab, they put it down and it runs away and it just keeps accelerating in a straight line past the horizon. Is that real or have I got crab madness?
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Xaintrailles posted:Is that real or have I got crab madness? Maybe you're on crab drugs? 
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Xaintrailles posted:This reminds me of a little story I think of sometimes, maybe from this thread or elsewhere on SA or maybe some imagining. It's about a couple walking on a beach who pick up a crab, they put it down and it runs away and it just keeps accelerating in a straight line past the horizon. Is that real or have I got crab madness? I think that is in this thread somewhere.
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Xaintrailles posted:Is that real or have I got crab madness? I GOT CRABBIN' FEVER!
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Scarodactyl posted:I've got the madness! I'VE GOT IT TOO! CRABBIN' FEVER!
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Oct 18, 2021 00:41
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is this carcinomancy
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Oct 18, 2021 01:21
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Oct 18, 2021 01:43
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such speed was, not meant for mortal man to see..
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Oct 18, 2021 01:52
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Oct 18, 2021 01:55
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I would gladly trade my toothbrush for a toothshrimp.
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Oct 18, 2021 02:08
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"it's a living"
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Oct 18, 2021 02:36
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In the future there will be no showers, you just get into the SHRIMP POD
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Xaintrailles posted:This reminds me of a little story I think of sometimes, maybe from this thread or elsewhere on SA or maybe some imagining. It's about a couple walking on a beach who pick up a crab, they put it down and it runs away and it just keeps accelerating in a straight line past the horizon. Is that real or have I got crab madness? One night I dreamed a dream. As I was walking along the beach with my Lord. Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed four sets of footprints in the sand, One belonging to me and one to my Lord, and I'm not sure about the other two. This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it. "Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during my whole life, there were always four set of footprints. I don't understand what is going on." He whispered, "My precious child, you have eight feet. You have always been alone. You are a crab."
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“My child, you have never been a lone, behold!” “And thousands upon thousands of larvae crawl ashore from the sea, as I walk out into the sea, and do a little dance, shaking this year’s butt baby eggs out of my flaps,” “My children now you are small, but soon you will be large and mighty as the lord hath decreed!!” “Well not you,” I say, grabbing and snacking on one of last years young “Mmph, mmm so good, SCHLOMPF schlomp” my weird mouthpart claws squishing em up
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Oct 18, 2021 23:10
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 Crab with dildo
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Great tweet but the best part is at the very bottom there's a warning that a reply that's blocked off saying it contains "sensitive or offensive materials", so of course I clicked it and it's just a dude saying "I'm glad" Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Great tweet but the best part is at the very bottom there's a warning that a reply that's blocked off saying it contains "sensitive or offensive materials", so of course I clicked it and it's just a dude saying "I'm glad" Dildo crab is trying to brighten all of our days but @jack is scrambling to hide the truth: the people are glad of the dildo crab
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Dildo Crab doo doo doo-doo doo-doo ♪
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Welcome... to Jurassnip Park https://gizmodo.com/tiny-crab-trapped-in-amber-is-a-100-million-year-old-st-1847900826
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it's that time again  
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*tentatively reaches over to touch your tip top*
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Pentaro posted:Welcome... to Jurassnip Park treecrabs confirmed
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Pentaro posted:Welcome... to Jurassnip Park I want to eat the amber claws
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Pentaro posted:Welcome... to Jurassnip Park Clawptain Americrab
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naem posted:Clawptain Americrab The First Clawvenger
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He needs a little vr headset, how else is he meant to play doom
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They had to remove the Crab Mastermind and the Cybercrab from the original Doom for balance reasons.
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some deep sea crabs and crustaceans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icx2N70UQwc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJkbU_5_Jzk Squatch Ambassador fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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Heard of a video where a tiny creb found a home in a human earhole. In my search to find, before thinking better of posting it here. I found many videos of crebs who have decided to live in human earholes. Poor homeless crebs, they can live with me, but not in me
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