Uncle ShortyB posted:

AITA for never returning my friend’s oven mitts

2 years for a set of oven mitts? If I left a spare set of like, oven mitts or tongs or whatever at my friend's house after they just moved in and forgot them, even if I remembered like 6 months later or whatever I would just ask "Hey do you even still have those?" and they said "yeah you left them here and I assumed it was a gift." I would honestly just say "Alright they're your problem now." The gently caress do you urgently need oven mitts for 2 years after you forgot them that can't wait to order them from like, amazon or whatever? Especially if your solution is "Mail them back to me and pay for it."

Puppy Time posted:

I am trying to figure out whether this person has a yorkie that her mom thinks is a bichon frise, a beejohn that she thinks is a yorkie, a mutt, or some other small dog that she's hilariously wrong about.

For reference, this is a beejohn


and this is a yorky


They are very difficult to mix up if you have functioning eyeballs.

Elissimpark posted:

Maybe the friend has been eating cold lasagne for the past two years because of the OP's obliviousness. Just sadly watching the lasagne go cold in the oven, becasue they don't have oven mitts to get it out.

Puppy Time posted:

I am trying to figure out whether this person has a yorkie that her mom thinks is a bichon frise, a beejohn that she thinks is a yorkie, a mutt, or some other small dog that she's hilariously wrong about.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

My boyfriend (17M) of about 3 years wants to be a clown… I (17F) am afraid of clowns…

Woodchip posted:

now that i moved across the country for husband's job, he is perfectly willing to lose said job because of vaccine mandate

Nooner posted:

I am mostly interested in how the throwaway "oh yeah he is also joining the freemasons" fits in with the wants to become a clown thing

Kenshin posted:

Googling "bichon yorkie" brings up loads of results and pictures.

It's a cross between a bichon frise and yorkie. Surprise!

OzyMandrill posted:

'Beejohn yorkie' / Yorkichon = a designer mutt
= significantly less prone to debilitating genetic conditions, so I'm ambivalent about the whole 'mix two breeds and charge a fortune for what used to be called a mutt' thing.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

My wife and I both have professions tied to our name so we solved the kids name by jamming our last names together. We were lucky in that the first four letters of my name and the last five letters of her name worked out to a roughly normal looking/sounding last name.

There's no rules you can name a kid what ever you want.

Woodchip posted:

My (25M) mom wants my wife (25F) to use my last name for her PhD

Sisal Two-Step posted:

tell your mom to gently caress off. who even cares.

Uncle ShortyB posted:

I like this. Anyway, content time:

AITA for never returning my friend’s oven mitts

2 years for a set of oven mitts? If I left a spare set of like, oven mitts or tongs or whatever at my friend's house after they just moved in and forgot them, even if I remembered like 6 months later or whatever I would just ask "Hey do you even still have those?" and they said "yeah you left them here and I assumed it was a gift." I would honestly just say "Alright they're your problem now." The gently caress do you urgently need oven mitts for 2 years after you forgot them that can't wait to order them from like, amazon or whatever? Especially if your solution is "Mail them back to me and pay for it."

emptyspace posted:

Or use a couple damp towels if you can't make it to the dollar store. It's not exactly hard to take something out of the oven without burning yourself.

Alchenar posted:

/Relationships: stay in your room while he de-clowns

emptyspace posted:

Or use a couple damp towels if you can't make it to the dollar store. It's not exactly hard to take something out of the oven without burning yourself.

Tetramin posted:

Lol it’s ok because I thought the cops would bust in after she’d had a couple bites of pizza, not before.

Evil Willow posted:

Aita for pawning cards?

Invisible Clergy posted:

pnac attack posted:

use whatever's handy to take a pan out, who gives a hoot

quote:

My son wanted to have a Halloween party with his dad, but his dad was going to be away from this Friday, so we had it last weekend. Before the party, I let my son pick out headbands for all of the guests. He chose devil horns for my ex and cat ears for me.

My ex and I haven’t been getting along at all recently. Mostly because he intentionally sabotaged my new relationship and then was acting like he was just trying to protect me and our son. So, I thought the devil horns were perfect for him, although I didn’t encourage or tell my son to pick those for him.

When my ex wore the horns, he asked us how he looked and I said, “exactly the same as always”. My son thought it was funny and proceeded to try and explain to me that he was wearing horns and it turned into a game of me pretending I couldn’t see them and him trying to show me where they were. It was clear by his expression that my ex didn’t find it funny at all.

At one point I was in the kitchen getting dessert and my ex followed me to “help”. What he actually did was start a fight over what I said.

AITA?

quote:

So today on the way home from work I encounter an accident. As I am pulling around the scene I notice that the lights behind my car look like several police are following me. I then get the idea for my marvelous gently caress up. I take a selfie when said lights behind me and send it to my dear husband with the text "poo poo." A few seconds go by and he responds with "Are you getting pulled over?" I text back and say I'm not pulling over!

Queue the phone call with an exasperated/confused husband asking me if I'm being serious. I tell him I'm not going to jail, I'm running and that I'm planning to ditch my car in a shopping center and run.

Well the only problem is I'm very convincing when I am joking/playing a prank and he of course starts to go into hysterics before I start laughing and telling him it's a joke.

I laugh for a bit and then proceed to tell him it's a joke I'm almost home ha ha ha. But the line is dead. He has hung up. Silence. I try to call back and straight to voicemail. Angry text flood my phone and I'm met with a very angry husband who most likely wants to murder me as I arrive home.

Dear husband will not play Mario Party with me tonight. I have apologized profusely and when he reads this I hope he knows he is the bestest husband in the world and I'm so sorry and please play Mario Party with me baby.

Tobermory posted:

Relevant content from the old thread:

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for saying my ex looked exactly the same when he was wearing devil horns?

therobit posted:

When I was little my dad was a blacksmith and a sheet metal worker. He had a close friend who was a welder and the guy’s party trick was taking pans out of the oven with his bare hands. I don’t know the temperatures involved but when I got older it always struck me as some absurd macho thing. My mom, a nurse, was horrified.

Zurtilik posted:

TIFU by making my husband think I was going to prison and now I can't play Mario Party.

esperterra posted:

Are you truly a cook if your hands can still feel heat?

Zurtilik posted:

TIFU by making my husband think I was going to prison and now I can't play Mario Party.

quote:

I’m 20m. I’ve been dating my girlfriend 19f since we were 13. We were best friends since preschool before that. She’s been involved in every happy memory in my life, every good time. I bought an engagement ring for her. I was going to ask her to marry me on November 1st. Not anymore since i found out she’s been sleeping with my brother 29m. Apparently while I was working overtime this summer (trying to save for a house…and a wedding….and a future FOR HER) she was lonely and needed company. And one day she got to my house before I was done with work and he was over doing laundry. They got to talking and hanging out and then I guess loving. I have no idea how long this has been going on for, or if it was going to continue to go on if I didn’t find out. I feel like the loving floor has been pulled out from under me. I don’t know how to process this. But I guess if anyone ones a cheap engagement ring hit me up

quote:

Thanks for all the messages and positive support. I appreciate it.

I dumped my ex obviously. She started crying, saying I was her best friend, she never meant to hurt me. I told her to loose my number and get into therapy. A lot of people were pointing out that the relationship between my brother and ex might be unhealthy bc of the age gap and how he’s know her his entire life. I don’t know or care about any of that, it seems like something her and a therapist should figure out.

A lot of people messaged me asking if I told her/my parents. I really didn’t have a choice since all of them were supposed to be involved in the proposal (we were going to have a party after) I had to tell them why it was off.

Her parents were really mad. Especially her dad, her mom started crying. My parents were pissed too, apparently him and my dad had a pretty explosive fight (I wasn’t there for it, I don’t want to be anywhere around him for a while. But I guess my dad told him he didn’t want him coming to the house for a while.

I found someone to buy the ring for $7500 so I didn’t take much of a hit. Hopefully his relationship will end up better than mine.

I did tell my ex about my plan to propose and I showed her the ring. Idk that might have been petty or rude of me but I guess I wanted her to realize.

Again thanks for everything. I appreciate the advice and encouragement from you all.

quote:

dipshit redditor: Your brother is a predator who took advantage of your teenage girlfriend.

OP: She wasnt an innocent victim here.

dipshit redditor: I’ll bet you’ll look back on this when you’re older and think differently.

OP: I don’t know jack about grooming. But I know it doesnt take much thought or intelligence to know not to gently caress your boyfriends brother. And she’s a smart person.