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Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/NORMALHOROSCOPE/status/1450683214268301317

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/SirIve/status/1450730893086113799

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




It's also not just branded chess which makes it even funnier to me.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Huh, they finally jazzed it up.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

If they wanted to stay true to the show they should have put some hallucinogens in a normal chess set.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/simpsonsalbums/status/1450850172670521348?s=21

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
https://twitter.com/datnofact/status/1450474659233910784

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Oh poo poo, Chess 2 dropped.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

zedprime posted:

Oh poo poo, Chess 2 dropped.

Patch notes: Towers and king can no longer do that switchy-switchy thing they could do, it was weird and confusing and I don't like it.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/harddrivemag/status/1439363607083507713

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

zedprime posted:

Oh poo poo, Chess 2 dropped.

Pff, I'm way ahead of you all. I'm playing 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

zedprime posted:

Oh poo poo, Chess 2 dropped.

:actually:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_2:_The_Sequel

quote:

Chess 2: The Sequel is a chess variant created by David Sirlin and Zachary Burns of Ludeme Games. Sirlin, whose previous design work includes rebalancing Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, approached what he believed to be a problem of rote endgames and static opening games in chess by introducing asymmetrical piece compositions and an additional win condition.[1] A video game version of Chess 2 is available on Ouya as of 2014. The game was released on Steam on 19 August 2014.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Chess: Origins

A Wide-open RPG about the journey of a lowly pawn on a quest for promotion. Featuring RTWP combat, and a deep immersive storyline (that retcons everything you think you knew about chess)

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

christmas boots posted:

Chess: Origins

A Wide-open RPG about the journey of a lowly pawn on a quest for promotion. Featuring RTWP combat, and a deep immersive storyline (that retcons everything you think you knew about chess)

I heard Chess 2: Revengeance is the Dark Souls of board games.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Frank Frank posted:

I heard Chess 2: Revengeance is the Dark Souls of board games.

Dark Souls is the Cooking Mama of roguelike Metroidvania dungeon crawler beat 'em ups

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Everybody knows that in chess, movement is turn-based. What my ruleset presupposes is... maybe it isn't?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mescal posted:

Everybody knows that in chess, movement is turn-based. What my ruleset presupposes is... maybe it isn't?

Chess with Diplomacy base movement?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

1stGear posted:

Patch notes: Towers and king can no longer do that switchy-switchy thing they could do, it was weird and confusing and I don't like it.

the game was ruined after that en passant patch

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Mescal posted:

Everybody knows that in chess, movement is turn-based. What my ruleset presupposes is... maybe it isn't?

did you just say you're on mescaline?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Dark Chess

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Mescal posted:

Everybody knows that in chess, movement is turn-based. What my ruleset presupposes is... maybe it isn't?

Ah, Kung-Fu chess: https://youtu.be/UFHywwwS2EE

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



https://twitter.com/JElvisWeinstein/status/1449476727198019585

consensual poster
Sep 1, 2009

https://twitter.com/reduct_rs/status/1450938318200311808

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/cardi_ree/status/1450468447067021336

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1450893399704354825?s=21

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Watch this without looking at the timer in the corner and see if you can guess when the shot is going to end.

https://twitter.com/nickdale/status/1450617359375343617

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1450886280636780545

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
I really hope montero never milkshake ducks us because his music owns, his twitter owns, and the rage he inspires online is loving delicious

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

I really hope montero never milkshake ducks us because his music owns, his twitter owns, and the rage he inspires online is loving delicious

He came close when he signed up to do an NFT, but backed out after the backlash.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

wizzardstaff posted:

Watch this without looking at the timer in the corner and see if you can guess when the shot is going to end.

https://twitter.com/nickdale/status/1450617359375343617

that whole movie is so great, and it's shot like a terry gilliam movie 20 years prior.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Nfts are dumb as poo poo but they don't make you a Nazi at least

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Brandfarlig posted:

Nfts are dumb as poo poo but they don't make you a Nazi at least

ehhhh these things tend to work as pipelines

nft - techbros - mra - nazis

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Regarde Aduck posted:

ehhhh these things tend to work as pipelines

nft - techbros - mra - nazis

nice internet poisoning

Pandaal
Mar 7, 2020

Regarde Aduck posted:

ehhhh these things tend to work as pipelines

nft - techbros - mra - nazis

love the confidence with which people just post out of their rear end like this lmao

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1450527896586571787

https://twitter.com/danascoot/status/1450947806722674696

https://twitter.com/stuffysour/status/1450721986221592577

https://twitter.com/roastmalone_/status/1449891148642750466

https://twitter.com/Bmac0507/status/1450944097007591425

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I'm sure it's worse people on the spectrum, but a hot desk situation sounds horrorific no matter who you are.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
au contraire! i for one love spending 20% of my work day loving around with software just to find a place to plant my rear end, and then setting all my poo poo up anew every single god drat day, and undoing it all at the end of the day. you see, i work in a dick suckin factory so the more time spent humoring sadistic consultants and bosses with ludicrous inefficiencies means less time smokin' flesh pipe

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm trying to figure out a situation where hot desking (which sounds like a sex thing) makes any loving sense at all.

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sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
It makes sense when you realize the goal is not to generate TPS reports or whatever the gently caress, it's to dehumanize the workers

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