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A video game where you play a 90s hacker and literally you just hit keys. This might exist. |
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Oct 20, 2021 18:12
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Prurient Squid posted:A video game where you play a 90s hacker and literally you just hit keys. This might exist. "I'm in" I say as I roll my face across the keyboard. |
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Oct 20, 2021 18:24
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Oct 20, 2021 18:31
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Prurient Squid posted:A video game where you play a 90s hacker and literally you just hit keys. This might exist. https://hackertyper.net/ |
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Oct 21, 2021 01:21
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JFK after he watched Star Wars I loved the paht wheah luke flew to, er, degobar to meet mahstuh yoder ---------------- |
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Oct 21, 2021 01:52
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we choose to go to the forest moon of endoah nawt becaws it's easy but becaws it's whea the death stah shield generatah is
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Oct 21, 2021 01:53
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Doctor Dogballs posted:JFK after he watched Star Wars |
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Oct 21, 2021 02:24
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Naouh thaht I knouw they ah brothaor and sistahr, Luke and Leiah kissing feels weiardah |
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Oct 21, 2021 02:26
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Doctor Dogballs posted:JFK after he watched Star Wars lmao |
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Oct 21, 2021 02:38
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Ich bin ein Bothan. |
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Oct 21, 2021 02:47
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Doctor Dogballs posted:yoder |
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Oct 21, 2021 08:26
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Pickup line: "Well, well, well... reading a book about Marxism eh? Seize the means of production eh? Indeed. I wouldn't mind seizing the means of your reproduction system if you know what I mean?" |
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Oct 21, 2021 15:21
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Would you like me to fertilise your egg?? |
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Oct 21, 2021 15:21
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Hey baby how bout we make our genitals like the workers of the world and ... Unite |
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Oct 21, 2021 15:47
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Did it hurt? When you co-wrote the communist manifesto? Because drat, you look like an Engels. |
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Oct 21, 2021 15:59
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I've logged into the mainframe. I'll download a gibson. drat, they're onto me, I better reconfigure the detection grid and hightail it outer there! |
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Oct 21, 2021 15:59
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Finger Prince posted:Did it hurt? When you co-wrote the communist manifesto? Because drat, you look like an Engels. |
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Oct 21, 2021 15:59
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Finger Prince posted:Did it hurt? When you co-wrote the communist manifesto? Because drat, you look like an Engels. |
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Oct 21, 2021 16:26
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Finger Prince posted:Did it hurt? When you co-wrote the communist manifesto? Because drat, you look like an Engels. |
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Oct 21, 2021 17:41
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Finger Prince posted:Did it hurt? When you co-wrote the communist manifesto? Because drat, you look like an Engels. |
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Oct 21, 2021 17:53
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Finger Prince posted:Did it hurt? When you co-wrote the communist manifesto? Because drat, you look like an Engels. |
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Oct 21, 2021 19:46
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Batman but with swearing. |
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Oct 21, 2021 19:56
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Commissioner Goddamn |
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Oct 21, 2021 20:04
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Batman: I've had it up to here with The loving Penguin TFP: gently caress YOU, TOO, BATMAN |
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Oct 21, 2021 20:17
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The loving Penguin must be stopped, he has too much progeny |
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Oct 21, 2021 20:26
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Ventral EggSac posted:The loving Penguin must be stopped, he has too much progeny That's just it, dude doesn't gently caress at all. Everybody just hates him to the point where he's gone ahead and added it to his business cards |
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Oct 21, 2021 20:38
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"The Fuckin Penguin stole every can of freon during this heatwave and nobody can get their ac fixed!" "The Fuckin Penguin managed to give the entire football team pneumonia! They'll have to forefit the big game!" "The drive to ban porn from the internet was funded entirety by one person: The Fuckin Penguin!" |
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Oct 21, 2021 20:49
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"No Survivors" by the Mountain Ghosts I hope that our few surviving friends form a search party and save us and I hope we come up with a failsafe plot to escape the guy trying to slay us I hope the footsteps from upstairs turn around and go away and I hope that the guy with the bag on his head will not carve off parts of my face And I hope that the clockwork device on my head stops ticking soon and I hope this truck with no gas carries me far away so I don't get chopped up in a torture room By a guy who's seven feet tall and wielding a rectangular meat knife and that's how I died that's how we'll both die I hope I'm still in one piece tomorrow I hope I live ages long Our friends said they'd find us before the sun rises We're pretty sure they're long gone I hope I live to the credits I hope the end's getting closer I hope I'm not in the sequel And I hope this series is over And I hope when they find me dismembered down here They put it all back the right way And I hope the papers let everyone know that the killer escaped and survives to this day I'm still running I have no kind of plan He is bearing down on me Hatchet and chainsaw in hand And that's how I died That's how we'll all die
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Oct 21, 2021 21:21
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Barco Fiesta posted:"No Survivors" by the Mountain Ghosts |
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Oct 21, 2021 21:25
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Francis (Pontifex Maximus): Pax Vobiscum Me (A Golden God): Infinite puppies |
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Oct 22, 2021 18:06
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krampster2 posted:Pickup line: "Well, well, well... reading a book about Marxism eh? Seize the means of production eh? Indeed. I wouldn't mind seizing the means of your reproduction system if you know what I mean?" "We have nothing to lose but our chains...unless you're into that." |
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Oct 23, 2021 01:55
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A specially trained secret agent, the product of a covert government black project, has aquired such ability to take the initiative in any situation that they lose any interest whatsoever in being a secret agent and don't even bother going rogue. The Bored Identity (not to be confused with James Bored). |
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Oct 23, 2021 09:53
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Tomorrow never dies huh Ugh I just |
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Oct 23, 2021 10:27
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Are you wearing the exact same disguise now for the fifth time?! Come on nobody is going to fall for that, you got to be more creative Bored, in Groucho glasses: no. |
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Oct 23, 2021 10:32
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A doctor who makes prank call house calls Huh fever, cough... runny nose? You'd better go catch it! |
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Oct 23, 2021 12:26
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Squeezes the bulb of the blood pressure monitor and it squirts water at the patient's face |
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Oct 23, 2021 12:28
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Prurient Squid posted:A specially trained secret agent, the product of a covert government black project, has aquired such ability to take the initiative in any situation that they lose any interest whatsoever in being a secret agent and don't even bother going rogue. Karate Bastard posted:Are you wearing the exact same disguise now for the fifth time?! Come on nobody is going to fall for that, you got to be more creative this is what would happen if pro wrestler Orange Cassidy was a spy instead of a wrestler, i love it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB9l6rODUSs&t=403s
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Oct 23, 2021 13:43
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RavenousScoot posted:Squeezes the bulb of the blood pressure monitor and it squirts water at the patient's face Sad? You should come see my show, I'm Pagliacci |
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Oct 23, 2021 14:00
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In times of madness, we need the sanity cube. |
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