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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

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# ? Oct 24, 2021 05:28

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# ? May 16, 2024 05:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bismuth posted:

Yeah this is spot on

# ? Oct 24, 2021 06:15

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Bismuth posted:

nothing finer than discussing cussy

# ? Oct 24, 2021 06:19

Sentinel: Jan 1, 2009; High Tech
Low Life

Bismuth posted:

Once in a thousand years poo poo is just spot on.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 06:50

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Bismuth posted:

Ok fine I'll do it, what is this from?

# ? Oct 24, 2021 06:53

Steve Holt!: Aug 28, 2006; STEVE HOLT!; College Slice

tangy yet delightful posted:

Ok fine I'll do it, what is this from?

The TV version of What We Do In The Shadows.

E: Also Tumblr.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 06:57

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Steve Holt! posted:

The TV version of What We Do In The Shadows.

E: Also Tumblr.

thanks i'll have to check it out

fe: not tumblr

# ? Oct 24, 2021 07:01

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

tangy yet delightful posted:

thanks i'll have to check it out

fe: not tumblr

Oh jeez. You are in for such a loving treat.

WWDITS is god tier TV.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 07:08

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Also, in case you've never come across this info before:

If you're going to cook over wood fire, the absolute best is oak, then mesquite, alder, and hickory, then fruit trees like cherry, apple, peach, pear, and olive, then nut trees like pecan or walnut.

It's also safe but not optimal to burn wheat straw / hay or corn cobs.

Bradford pears, redwood, birch, cypress, cedar, and ash should not be used to cook food unless you're in a desperate situation because they'll make the food taste disgusting, BUT they're not toxic.

Pine has a reputation for being "poisonous", but it is technically safe, and it does have a nice smell. The sugars in the sap cause eye irritation and will make food absolutely gross as hell, though.

All of the above, as well as untreated grass, pine cones, and pine needles are safe to use as kindling to start a wood fire from the "good" list.

Elm, Sycamore, and Eucalyptus are absolutely vile tasting.

Almost all shrubs should always be avoided.

100% of vines should never be burned.

Rose, Sassafras, Yew, and Teak contain major cancer-causing carcinogens that will pollute food, and cause respiratory failure if inhaled.

Absolutely NEVER cook with or breathe the smoke of treated wood, building materials, or pallets as they contain immediately lethal toxins / carcinogens.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 07:10

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

I like this new version of astrology better

# ? Oct 24, 2021 07:23

Stexils: Jun 5, 2008

im elm

# ? Oct 24, 2021 07:56

ShadowSpectre: Oct 6, 2016

Bismuth posted:

I like this new version of astrology better

astrologgy

# ? Oct 24, 2021 07:58

Blackchamber: Jan 25, 2005

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Absolutely NEVER cook with or breathe the smoke of treated wood, building materials, or pallets as they contain immediately lethal toxins / carcinogens.

I'm looking at getting a cord of wood for the fireplace this winter and there are tons of ads on Facebook marketplace for broken down pallets and construction leftovers being offered as free firewood.

I have some leftover wood in my backyard from the previous owner, I burned what I could last winter and what's left over is what was left directly on the ground and gotten moldy. You shouldn't burn moldy wood either. Oh and there's what looks to be part of a telephone pole. I have no clue where they got it but I sure as hell am not burning that indoors.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 08:07

smellmycheese: Feb 1, 2016

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Absolutely NEVER cook with or breathe the smoke of treated wood, building materials, or pallets as they contain immediately lethal toxins / carcinogens.

..meanwhile in Northern Ireland

# ? Oct 24, 2021 08:14

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Ok who of you is talking smack about pine I will loving end you

# ? Oct 24, 2021 09:24

Ignimbrite: Jan 5, 2010; BALLS BALLS BALLS; Dinosaur Gum

pine is a c tier wood at best

# ? Oct 24, 2021 09:43

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Son of a

# ? Oct 24, 2021 09:44

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Pine is one of the best selling woods

# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:05

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

smellmycheese posted:

..meanwhile in Northern Ireland

Is that whole blue section just chep pallets? I'm in awe

# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:10

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Did you ever pine smoke a herring? Put some sapwood in there, some of those branches and needles, maybe some juniper

# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:16

smellmycheese: Feb 1, 2016

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Is that whole blue section just chep pallets? I'm in awe

It�s all pallets. They set up scores of these before every 12th July and then set fire to them, usually burning down several nearby houses in the process

This is considered the highlight of Protestant Loyalist culture

# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:19

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Is that whole blue section just chep pallets? I'm in awe

The whole thing is made of pallets if I remember right. Unionists are Extremely Normal.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:43

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

it�s not all pallets, sometimes they put car tyres and photographs of murdered catholic children

# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:47

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Also, in case you've never come across this info before:

If you're going to cook over wood fire, the absolute best is oak, then mesquite, alder, and hickory, then fruit trees like cherry, apple, peach, pear, and olive, then nut trees like pecan or walnut.

It's also safe but not optimal to burn wheat straw / hay or corn cobs.

Bradford pears, redwood, birch, cypress, cedar, and ash should not be used to cook food unless you're in a desperate situation because they'll make the food taste disgusting, BUT they're not toxic.

Pine has a reputation for being "poisonous", but it is technically safe, and it does have a nice smell. The sugars in the sap cause eye irritation and will make food absolutely gross as hell, though.

All of the above, as well as untreated grass, pine cones, and pine needles are safe to use as kindling to start a wood fire from the "good" list.

Elm, Sycamore, and Eucalyptus are absolutely vile tasting.

Almost all shrubs should always be avoided.

100% of vines should never be burned.

Rose, Sassafras, Yew, and Teak contain major cancer-causing carcinogens that will pollute food, and cause respiratory failure if inhaled.

Absolutely NEVER cook with or breathe the smoke of treated wood, building materials, or pallets as they contain immediately lethal toxins / carcinogens.

I am partial to the flavours of Chep or Loscam.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 10:57

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

tangy yet delightful posted:

thanks i'll have to check it out

fe: not tumblr

Do the movie first... then the series imo.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 11:44

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

The movie is kinda long and boring but the series is perfect

# ? Oct 24, 2021 11:52

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

I nearly named my new cat Laszlo and I'm still regretting it. he would have been Laz for short obviously

# ? Oct 24, 2021 12:07

PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 12:11

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Chestnut sounds like it would be good for smoking/barbecuing as you'd want a relatively low heat anyway.

I've smoked pork & brisket with logs from my friend's old cherry tree and I'm working thru an oak tree I've felled from my back yard last year.

Good to know not to use Bradford pear. I assumed pear trees in general were ok.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 13:14

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Definitely dont cook over these.

# ? Oct 24, 2021 13:20

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

smellmycheese posted:

It’s all pallets. They set up scores of these before every 12th July and then set fire to them, usually burning down several nearby houses in the process

OwlFancier posted:

The whole thing is made of pallets if I remember right. Unionists are Extremely Normal.

CHEP is a company that makes and rents pallets. They make their money by charging a ridiculous deposit fee and suing anybody who steals or sells their pallets. They can be identified by the distinctive blue paint on the sides

# ? Oct 24, 2021 13:31

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

flavor.flv posted:

CHEP is a company that makes and rents pallets. They make their money by charging a ridiculous deposit fee and suing anybody who steals or sells their pallets. They can be identified by the distinctive blue paint on the sides

$11Million in fines to one company lol
https://www.smh.com.au/business/bunnings-11m-pallet-cleanser-20100511-uupr.html

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