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going to the moon produces carbon. not producing carbon doesnt produce carbon so we cant do that.
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Oct 24, 2021 23:46
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:loving council dumped glyphosate on my native lilies!!! what the gently caress
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Oct 25, 2021 00:34
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Enfys posted:what the gently caress people loathe native plants
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Oct 25, 2021 01:03
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While I know for a fact that wile e coyote cannot make it to the other side of the chasm and catch that little meep meep bastard, I must admit I have trained myself to believe that gravity will discover him abruptly.
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Oct 25, 2021 01:21
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wile e coyote would have a significantly better quality of life if he just did his own thing until he was starving and then laid down in the middle of the road and waited for death instead of chasing the impossible with his array of idiotic technological wonders that only serve to distract him from the finality of the inevitable
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Oct 25, 2021 02:14
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Dr. Furious posted:people loathe native plants we must rip out the miami palms and plant pine trees there
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Oct 25, 2021 02:46
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:wile e coyote would have a significantly better quality of life if he just did his own thing until he was starving and then laid down in the middle of the road and waited for death instead of chasing the impossible with his array of idiotic technological wonders that only serve to distract him from the finality of the inevitable a life with no chase is no life at all meep meep fucker
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Oct 25, 2021 02:55
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Lost Time posted:You betcha! Biden building back better !
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Oct 25, 2021 03:07
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https://twitter.com/StateDept/status/1452454870276100097
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Oct 25, 2021 03:33
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"a whole-of-government response" so, who are they gonna invade now
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Oct 25, 2021 04:06
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(as a CBP agent shoves a five-year-old migrant kid into a cage on a military base) "I'm doing MY part for the environment!"  (as a DoD analyst drinks his fifth cup of coffee of the day, wondering where we're going to moor the Atlantic fleet when rising sea levels makes all the current bases untenable) "gently caress you, leave me alone. One fire at a time."
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Oct 25, 2021 04:16
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im clapping im standing up and clapping we did it
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Oct 25, 2021 04:17
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quote:The United States is using a whole-of-government response to tackle the #ClimateCrisis
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Oct 25, 2021 04:22
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Homocow posted:... may I see it? no
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Oct 25, 2021 04:23
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i thought The Matrix or Shadowrun or Blade Runner would be our future turns out it's an unholy combination of Judge Dredd and Mad Max
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Oct 25, 2021 04:31
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https://twitter.com/eumichelsilva/status/1452433862559207428
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Oct 25, 2021 04:58
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What if birds aren't singing, they're screaming.
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Oct 25, 2021 05:35
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I'm the bicycle just chilling there barely out of the waters reach
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Oct 25, 2021 06:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCKOI24k_UY
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Oct 25, 2021 06:23
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err posted:
Yep, still trying to parse what "record low pressure system" means exactly, but I think "Oh gently caress" applies. B.C. Ferries have pre-emptively cancelled all the Nanaimo-Horseshoe Bay runs tomorrow. I think they're spooked. A containership got into trouble yesterday off the West Coast and dumped 30 or 40 containers which will be floating around now just below the surface waiting for small vessels to run into them. Some of the remaining containers are on fire and at least two contain hazardous goods. Hopefully they get the fire under control before conditions really get snotty out there. Sounds like some crew member killed an albatross or something. Start charging your EV tonight because we're going to lose power.  bowser posted:I know deniers will never have an "I was wrong" moment but I wonder if climate scientists and educators who pushed the line that "the best thing you can do is vote at the ballot and with your wallet" will ever have that feeling. I'm not sure that would happen, looking at the way extroverts of all level of expertise have handled the pandemic. They've suffered, and as the pandemic has dragged on we've seen increasingly shrill calls to "get back to normal" for the sake of our mental health by following a bunch of rules that do little to nothing to prevent the actual transmission of the virus. Wouldn't surprise me if we see an analogue of this as climate change damage gets worse. Introverts otoh have retreated to our bean bunkers equipped with separate monitors for writing projects, porn, and SomethingAwful, muttering something about Malthus, but nobody listens to us anyway.
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Oct 25, 2021 06:48
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Hexigrammus posted:Introverts otoh have retreated to our bean bunkers equipped with separate monitors for writing projects, porn, and SomethingAwful, muttering something about Malthus, but nobody listens to us anyway. 
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Oct 25, 2021 06:51
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Enfys posted:what the gently caress  Shifty Nipples posted:wow that's a load of bullshit
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Oct 25, 2021 06:57
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the transitory period of end stage capitalism to covid to the start of climate collapse is the time of the introvert, then after that is the time for the surviving extroverts-turned-cannibals
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Oct 25, 2021 07:09
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would the cannibals be climate deniers? i feel like a cannibal would be anti vax
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Oct 25, 2021 08:18
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they can eat the whole-of-my-rear end
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Oct 25, 2021 09:13
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Homocow posted:... may I see it? Mitigate the challenges, it's right there in the tweet duh.
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Oct 25, 2021 11:35
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Mitigation strategy #1: pre-dig the mass graves, so when the time comes we're still able to bury the dead 👍
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Oct 25, 2021 12:40
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Jesus Horse posted:Mitigation strategy #1: pre-dig the mass graves, so when the time comes we're still able to bury the dead 👍 just throw em down the oil wells and depleted mines
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Oct 25, 2021 12:59
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isn’t this the reason why coasts in the global south are absolutely covered in plastic filth? lots of rain water just washes the garbage which won’t ever be picked up out to sea
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Oct 25, 2021 13:06
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https://twitter.com/blueplanetwatch/status/1452437463130116097
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Oct 25, 2021 14:07
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kater posted:I like the idea of trees fighting cars.  Plant these by every highway BIG HEADLINE posted:"We went to the moon in less than a decade, surely we can fix everything that's wrong with the planet in less than that because we have better computers and blockchain now!" I met a guy last week who was tellling me I should be 30% in bitcoin and 30% in gold but also hoarding bullets, and I was trying to conceive of a world where bullets would be super helpful and necessary and yet somehow loving Bitcoin Network still operates, and when I asked him about this he just said "it's the internet, it's basically impossible to shut down" and hand waved it off  This was at a small gathering of a neighbor's mostly college buddies, one of whom works in international development for some huge firm, and whenever Bitcoin Bro would go off about Bitcoin, this other guy would snigger quietly, as if trying to not be impolite but also totally unable to stifle his laughter at the insanity being spewed. Of course, if I still had my bitcoin from 2012 I could instantly pay off my mortgage, switch our whole property to solar, and put in a water purification system. But, you know, really needed that $400 Nissan alternator, so what can you do  "$35 is surely an all time high!!"
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Oct 25, 2021 14:27
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look at this! the very day of their demise! a little man with a backpack and spray gun dumped weed killer on this. i stood there and watched him do it. they're surrounded by native shrubs, which also got glyphosated.
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Oct 25, 2021 14:30
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:look at this! why did he think these are weeds and why did you not I would have tried to spray them all off instantly, and then simply plant more if they die. Over and over and over.
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Oct 25, 2021 14:32
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writing projects lmao
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Oct 25, 2021 15:05
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https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-59016075An Actual Professor of Earth Science posted:"Greenhouse gas measurements are like skidding into a car crash. The disaster gets closer and closer but you can't stop it," said Prof Euan Nisbet from Royal Holloway, University of London. Someone buy them an account.
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Oct 25, 2021 15:56
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Shima Honnou posted:lol rime stop posting in the bad place I thought I was in QCS, clicked a quote link in that thread and didn't see where it took me.  Loving they had to get another baseless snipe about Eugenics onto my rap sheet, though, I guess we know who bought my avatar text now!
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Oct 25, 2021 16:07
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RIP Syndrome posted:https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-59016075 gently caress yeah, screaming into the void owns
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Oct 25, 2021 16:41
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Mr. Lobe posted:just throw em down the oil wells and depleted mines  and then in a few millions years we'll have new oil to burn
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Oct 25, 2021 16:51
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RIP Syndrome posted:https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-59016075 Car crash is a cool analogy but Titanic is really where it's at. You got people from all strata of society unwittingly doomed by their betters (who think coal power is tits and being rich and powerful insulates them from everything). All of them sliding out of control together with no one knowing until the last second that a long series of bad and mostly $$$$ related decisions have been made. Suddenly in the night there is an awful *crack ping* everyone can hear, the ship is still afloat and horizontal leaving plenty of time for more debate and no (futile useless) action. A few people look at the numbers and realize there was never going to be a way to survive. A mad squabble for limited resources to possibly survive said night ensues as it becomes hard to deny the planet is listing to stern. And just forget the Carpathia exists in this metaphor unless you believe aliens will save us.
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Oct 25, 2021 17:09
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god i hate it when they lie to my face. what do you think you're doing by telling these lies? putting people at ease only works for so long. maybe the intended effect is to make them give up hope because "we've already been doing something and it isn't working".
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Oct 25, 2021 17:11
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