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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

punishedkissinger posted:

ok yeah i think everyone listed as a producer on this deserves to hang

I very specifically disagree with this because of the chain of events but you do you

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

dr.acula posted:

I think we should cap the number of movies allowed to be made a year

They should only make the good ones we want to watch I agree thank you for this

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
if we just put guns on the front of all the cameras, this wouldn't have happened

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

My favorite part of this thread is the guy that is really upset and confused by the fact that people are talking about unions and worker rights when someone literally died because worker rights and safety were ignored to the point where the local union had a walk out.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

my most favourite part of the thread is the bad jokes, my least favourite part is the serious chat about culpability and consequences from the armchair investigators

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019



GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

new statement from alec baldwin: "stendec"

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Gresh posted:

Trunt Jr t-shirt


I can't tell what's real anymore and had to look it up... of course it's real.

Of course it's real.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Bronze Fonz posted:

I can't tell what's real anymore and had to look it up... of course it's real.

Of course it's real.

lmao anyone that wears that on a set in NM is going to get fired and maybe punched in the face

edit: AND NOT BECAUSE ALEC BALDWIN IS A BELOVED PERSON, just to set the record straight

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?


Holy poo poo, this isn't a shop.

drat, the tweet earlier wasn't the same Trump kid. Would have been funny if he deleted his post about "being the bigger man" because he decided he could make more being a prick.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
gently caress Trump

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Let's Go Baldwin

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Big Beef City posted:

more death will fix this problem thank you for this

Alec "The Cinereaper" Baldwin to star in every movie from now on. All films now X rated gorefests as even CGI films feature crowds of Minions getting scythed down like a field of wheat as a 3D Alec "Deathspicable Me" Baldwin shambles onto the scene, liquid physics foam spraying from his mouth and a belt-fed machine gun roaring savagely over the screams of small yellow coloured dungaree wearing creatures. Immersive cinema theatres are given gallons upon gallons of goats blood to shower on a laughing audience when the time comes for the mandatory Alec "Blood Blood Blood!" Baldwin to appear

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Quentin Tarantino retires as his films are now considered tame and derivative

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Too bad there was t a good guy with a gun to stop this!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




MrQwerty posted:

lmao anyone that wears that on a set in NM is going to get fired and maybe punched in the face

edit: AND NOT BECAUSE ALEC BALDWIN IS A BELOVED PERSON, just to set the record straight

Wow if you wanna marry Alec Baldwin so much why don't you suck his cock while he's shooting people dead?

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Too bad there was t a good guy with a gun to stop this!

All of those guns and not a single good guy to use one. Well, that's the movie industry for you.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Too bad Alex wasn’t black, otherwise the cops would have shot him first and no one would have died! Lol!

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Why isn't there a vaccine for bullets yet

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Remember when there wasn’t a Trump involved with literally every loving thing that happens?

neither do I

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Remember when there wasn’t a Trump involved with literally every loving thing that happens?

neither do I

"it was a good shoot"

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


More like Baldfail

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Holy poo poo, they're going to continue production? Bullshit. Dumb loving thing to say right now.

Remember HBO's Luck? That was just horses.


Having Hannah Gutierrez Reed's Rust starring Alec Baldwin continue production is a really bad look. I think they'll have to double back and shut it down. If it is released, I'll never watch it because it was probably gonna suck anyway and the only thing Alec Baldwin was ever good in was It's Complicated(2009).

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Too bad there was t a good guy with a gun to stop this!

Are we sure Alec wasn't the good guy? Surely this cinematagrapher was no angel. Someone dig up the police report about her smoking weed when she was 15.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





goddamnit i made this joke on page 2, i've been sitting on a goldmine. hunter trump stole my million dollar idea :argh:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

kntfkr posted:

If it is released, I'll never watch it because it was probably gonna suck anyway and the only thing Alec Baldwin was ever good in was It's Complicated(2009).

You and I both were definitely going to watch this if this hadn't have happened.

So now that is has, them doing this affects your moral choice in...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

*gasps*
zero capacity

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Reposition. Sell shirt says "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE / DONALD TRUMP JR SUCKS BALLS" portion of profit goes to victims of Alec Baldwin. Trick Vice into making article about it. Million bucks. Go. Twitter. Now.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Thanks for all of the info guys— I’m going to go explain on set gun safety to the barista at Peets coffee. Will let you know if i get her number

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Big Beef City posted:

You and I both were definitely going to watch this if this hadn't have happened.

So now that is has, them doing this affects your moral choice in...

Nah, I thought Netflix cancelled Ozark so I got rid of Netflix and got HBO Max right before squid games came out, but I think HBO Max is the better value. They're both wastes of time. I probably won't get Netflix back. I was never gonna watch Rust. Alec Baldwin as a cowboy is not a homerun premise anyway.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

smoobles posted:

Why isn't there a vaccine for bullets yet

further proof vaccines don't work

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

kntfkr posted:

Nah, I thought Netflix cancelled Ozark so I got rid of Netflix and got HBO Max right before squid games came out, but I think HBO Max is the better value. They're both wastes of time. I probably won't get Netflix back. I was never gonna watch Rust. Alec Baldwin as a cowboy is not a homerun premise anyway.

oh thank goodness

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hows your disney sub doing? Let us know in the comments below!

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

I’m a Quibi man myself

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Big Beef City posted:

Let me ask you this;

what would you be comfortable with happening in movies since you've stated repeatedly that you don't want guns on set OR stunts to be occurring?

quote:

To produce scenes of simulated sex, von Trier used digital compositing to superimpose the genitals of pornographic film actors onto the bodies of the film's actors.[21] Producer Louise Vesth explained during the Cannes Film Festival:

We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles, who really did have sex, and in post we will digital impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star and the [sic] below the waist it will be the doubles.[21]

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

So they filmed a porno so they didn't have to film a porno?

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord

Vengarr posted:

I think all gun scenes should use live bullets, to keep everyone on their toes and thinking constantly about safety.

the audiences would appreciate this and thus increasing ticket sales which would easily generate revenue to pay livable union wages

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


wow what an excellent point you've made that's settled both sides and will satisfy audiences you've done it, you've done it. Thank GOD almighty, you've done it.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Big Beef City posted:

wow what an excellent point you've made that's settled both sides and will satisfy audiences you've done it, you've done it. Thank GOD almighty, you've done it.

settle down, beavis

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