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I would let crabs live inside me if they needed to
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 Reported for this false crabvertising 
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Oct 22, 2021 07:13
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well there's no crab yet
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Oct 22, 2021 11:37
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OgNar posted:Heard of a video where a tiny creb found a home in a human earhole. New goal in life: act as a mobile hermit crab shell
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https://twitter.com/zuzofait/status/1451126045705388032 Some #blessed crab-adjacent content
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Oct 23, 2021 04:32
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goon meet at the crab museum https://www.crabmuseum.org/visit
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Mak0rz posted:goon meet at the crab museum The blog section has good crab news. Crabs, Chitosan and Nanotechnology 
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I really want one of their Crab Museum jackets 
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Mak0rz posted:goon meet at the crab museum 
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I searched to see if there is a type of crab called a Bearded Crab and this was the first result https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OglX2ofxeLw&t=29s here's a real crab called a bearded crab (Heteropilumnus fimbriatus)  
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Vermicelli crab, the official mascot of Rice-a-Roni
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if you build it, they will come
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That steep bridge angle makes me think of what architecture would look like in a crab-dominated society.
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That's no crab! It's not even really a lobster
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Oct 25, 2021 18:20
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Just an obese shrimp with an attitude problem.
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The Bloop posted:That's no crab! Aaaaaaahhhh Mock lobster!
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All crustaceans are future crabs by the miracle of carcinization
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Captain DIEgiene posted:Aaaaaaahhhh FROWN FROWWWWN
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Oct 26, 2021 23:36
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Pimpin out the spooky crab 
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Bismuth posted:Pimpin out the spooky crab he died in an unfortunate smelting accident 
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Bismuth posted:Pimpin out the spooky crab That's rad as hell, but I'm a little bit scared to think about what it looked like in life 
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https://twitter.com/franzanth/status/1453421042068643843 Relevant
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Google image search Vampire Crabs. They are the coolest.
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Don't touch the tip top with that, i don't care how much the squid are paying you to do that game 
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I’m gonna go to my fucken grave wondering how he got a hold of that thing
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prob just walked in and took it. IIRC Various synthetics that are used to make toys and other things also have an extremely disruptive effect on the hormonal systems of crabs which makes them want to find and grab stuff like that i think it came up in the thread before. basically the amount of plastics and plasticizers that get dumped down the drain 24/7 have the potential to severely disrupt the reproductive process and general systems of a huge fraction of various animals. Even adult humans poo poo out a credit card's worth of plastic micro beads every week, it gets everywhere and into everything and is completely out of control. Essentially all plastic objects continually shed these particles and they're becoming a part of the geologic record as a new global strata like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs left a layer. You can see this process when you grab a piece of tupperware or anything and it feels slightly soft and velvety or looks more frosted than it did when it was brand new, or if you check out your dildo collection and the texture and firmness is different than when you first got them. There's a couple ways these things degrade, one is the plasticizer dissolving out and then the outer surface becoming brittle and eroding. Another is looking at old electronics that are yellow or brown and that's the bromine seeping out. Guess plastic in general is not that stable over time but the microscopic plastic dust is relatively more stable and few things degrade it beyond that point so it persists? They've found it almost everywhere they've looked for it. They've found plastic particles in the first shits of newborn babies.
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wood didn’t have any microorganisms or fungi to eat and break it down when tress fell so for hundreds of millions of years tree like plants just piled up dead everywhere, it’s where most coal comes from what I’m saying is we need a giant meteor
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I can't help it, it's a, uh, hormonal issue
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/oct/29/apocalyptic-dead-crabs-litter-beaches-north-east-england
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