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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

all movies need to have clearly defined good guys and bad guys or else audiences might get crazy ideas like how nazis are actually good

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I don't understand why everything now is weird and sexless

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Uncle Wemus posted:

I don't understand why everything now is weird and sexless

the reverend mother made paul put his hand in her box and would have killed him if he took it out — that's too "sexless" for you?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


What's more intolerable? Amazon's Mayor Pete or Hulu's Hillary?

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

the reverend mother made paul put his hand in her box and would have killed him if he took it out — that's too "sexless" for you?

He stuck his hand into the Reverend Mother box

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Uncle Wemus posted:

I don't understand why everything now is weird and sexless

horny is banned

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Uncle Wemus posted:

I don't understand why everything now is weird and sexless
All the big budget blockbusters cost so much now that they have to conform to the widest possible international audience. If you want nudity and sex just thrown in for no reason you gotta watch premium tv shows like Game of Thrones and Bridgerton now.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
lmao at dune fans dunking on marvel fans on social media. folks, all science fiction is for babies

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
I love stuff based on old media properties and I want more stuff based on old media properties!!

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Casey Finnigan posted:

I love stuff based on old media properties and I want more stuff based on old media properties!!

you're in luck there's a new adaptation of the extremely successful and enduring IP of macbeth coming out later this year

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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i swear to god if they've hosed with the woman-born lore i will freak out

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Perfect shots of #Eternals

https://twitter.com/Picturethis32/status/1452114103162445832

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

you're in luck there's a new adaptation of the extremely successful and enduring IP of macbeth coming out later this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1dTGiLXEhM

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

It is very important to me, an online weirdo, that actresses are coerced into getting naked on film for same reason.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


the dune books are all kindsa hosed up, the further you get the more frank herbert seems like HP lovecraft levels of intolerant except for gay people rather than the mudblooded irish

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

It is very important to me, an online weirdo, that actresses are coerced into getting naked on film for same reason.

hmmmmmm anti adult themes in movies

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
the sinister coercion of being paid millions of dollars to show your boobs

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

It is very important to me, an online weirdo, that actresses are coerced into getting naked on film for same reason.

no we get it you don’t like tits or dicks

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Harvey Weinstein busting out all of his accounts to back himself up.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

I for one welcome the future of all films looking like videogame cutscenes from 2008

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The Bene Gesserit would have been an expression of Girl Power if only they were genetically breeding Paula Atreides

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Harvey Weinstein busting out all of his accounts to back himself up.

You need to try way harder than this, sexless freak

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

drat horror queefs posted:

I for one welcome the future of all films looking like videogame cutscenes from 2008

That's been the present for like five years or so.

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

It is very important to me, an online weirdo, that actresses are coerced into getting naked on film for same reason.

yeah this is definitely what people mean by calling modern movies sexless. for sure

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
"Scenes from a Marriage" is p good at being not-sexless

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

That's been the present for like five years or so.

:elongate:
the future is now

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

drat horror queefs posted:

I for one welcome the future of all films looking like videogame cutscenes from 2008

eternals looks like rear end but the rule is if you say this you have to post a screenshot from 2008

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


wanting movies to not be sterile and sexless — to have some chemistry and romance and yes maybe some sex scenes with maybe yes again some nudity — is akin to be a serial sexual assaulter

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

josh04 posted:

eternals looks like rear end but the rule is if you say this you have to post a screenshot from 2008



Actually this looks better than eternals so you may have to probe me.

With honour intact I fall upon my sword

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

josh04 posted:

eternals looks like rear end but the rule is if you say this you have to post a screenshot from 2008

mgs4 and deadspace came out that year. looks about right

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

wanting movies to not be sterile and sexless — to have some chemistry and romance and yes maybe some sex scenes with maybe yes again some nudity — is akin to be a serial sexual assaulter

the worst thing in the world is when art has human qualities!

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Judakel posted:

mgs4 and deadspace came out that year. looks about right

post a screenshot not everyone poisons their mind with video games

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
everyone knows the only time people have sex is during assault

ty LIVE AMMO COSPLAY

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

indigi posted:

post a screenshot not everyone poisons their mind with video games

thats your problem

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

drat horror queefs posted:



Actually this looks better than eternals so you may have to probe me.

With honour intact I fall upon my sword

on the one hand they're both sitting there in the centre of the frame emoting, like you've zoomed in on some sims. on the other hand it's matched to the setting and those eternals shots are really bad. i'm prepared to give you this one.

also i'm not a mod here and there's nothing i could do anyway.

Judakel posted:

mgs4 and deadspace came out that year. looks about right

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020
he's vamp, because he's bisexual.

i still have no idea what that means

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

josh04 posted:

on the one hand they're both sitting there in the centre of the frame emoting, like you've zoomed in on some sims. on the other hand it's matched to the setting and those eternals shots are really bad. i'm prepared to give you this one.

also i'm not a mod here and there's nothing i could do anyway.



that looks better than the eternals. and hot

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Judakel posted:

that looks better than the eternals. and hot

you think a man forced to unsafely lick a knife is hot? ok Mengele

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
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indigi posted:

you think a man forced to unsafely lick a knife is hot? ok Mengele

marvel stans seething at sex appeal, reminds them of their own sexless lives which they fill with treats

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