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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Judakel posted:

marvel stans seething at sex appeal, reminds them of their own sexless lives which they fill with treats

There it is.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

you must hate Halloween when women are coerced into being slutty minions

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

gradenko_2000 posted:

The Bene Gesserit would have been an expression of Girl Power if only they were genetically breeding Paula Atreides

When Lady Jessica does give birth to a female it turns out to be an abomination to the Bene Gesserit because she gets imbued with spice in the womb lol

For some reason you just can't win with religious extremists

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

correct, you are sexless and filled with patheticness

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

It's comparable to Tim Curry's Red Alert arc.

I wish it was that good

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

telling that you identify as the marvel stan in that quote lmfao

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Fleetwood posted:

It might be a positive that Warner Bros made the movie. They steamed ahead on Watchmen even though they didn't own the film rights to it and have a long track record of pleasing stars/directors even if some of their films aren't big draws

Yyyyeah I got bad news about this

My advice to Dunc fans: if you want WB to make the right decision, you're gonna have to force their hand. Good luck!

gradenko_2000 posted:

I watched Man of Steel in full for the first time last night

absolutely rocked socks

One of us gooble gobble gooble gobble

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Blood Boils posted:

One of us gooble gobble gooble gobble

The effects in Man of Steel actually don't look like a Command & Conquer cutscene, it's just they are bad in plenty of other ways.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

gradenko_2000 posted:

"Scenes from a Marriage" is p good at being not-sexless

weird, i thought it was supposed to be a realistic depiction of marriage

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


hinckley's been listening to swans........ based

https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1452703951162421249

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
anyone remember frances ha? what the gently caress was up with that movie it was so insane

the main conflict is that an untalented girl living in some of the most expensive real estate on earth wants to be a dancer, despite never practicing dance and the actress being bad at it, and the stakes are that if she fails she'll... have nothing happen to her, really, she's completely provided for. she succeeds despite not taking any active efforts to succeed.

it got such good reviews

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Uncle Wemus posted:

I don't understand why everything now is weird and sexless

Because internet porn exists now so movies can't complete with acceptable titillation when sex and nudity is at everyone's fingertips

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
https://twitter.com/ericshethar/status/1452342075232501762?s=21

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The effects in Man of Steel actually don't look like a Command & Conquer cutscene, it's just they are bad in plenty of other ways.

This fight between super beings is nearly incomprehensible and full of collateral damage. My expectations cannot be wrong, therefore the movie is wrong

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

Stfu

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Warner Brothers is presumably going to try to continue Dunc because it has the potential to be a huge franchise making money outside of just film. You've got different factions for merchandise, a decent amount of material to draw from, and a distinct setting. They can sell Spacing Guild mugs and Sardaukar workout clothes. We could get an Arrakis Theme Park in Florida. The sky's the limit, and since Herbert is dead he won't ruin the brand by pushing TERF poo poo on twitter.

If Herbert was alive he definitely would be saying weird poo poo on twitter about gay people and the migration crisis. The latter would probably be some wild stuff about how people from the mid east and africa are taking over europe and that is probably good for humanity's survival in the long run.


The bad news for the franchise elements is that all the factions are Evil. Disney makes good money off storm troopers though so who knows.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Leto II is an exemplar of good, people just didn't understand :colbert:

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

only time i ever saw man of steel was in a bus ride where they had edited the movie to remove all the violent scenes. literally all of them, it was completely incomprehensible

they showed a number of movies this way, each more violent and therefore more nonsensical than the last.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


eve6, that's cringe

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Blood Boils posted:

I for one will never forget Inhumans https://youtu.be/fGTfbMioezc

what da gently caress

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


AnimeIsTrash posted:

eve6, that's cringe

the based/cringe dialectic

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

looks like we solved the mystery of why there was live ammo at alec baldwins movie shoot in the first place

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheWrap/status/1452748404652609536

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

im watching hni; the fighting and boy did madhouse really elevate the material and also i forgot how gay ippo was for miyata

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

oh wrong thread but gently caress marvel and gently caress you anyways

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Some Guy TT posted:

looks like we solved the mystery of why there was live ammo at alec baldwins movie shoot in the first place

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheWrap/status/1452748404652609536

WOW WHAT A BUNCH OF DIPSHIT FUCKHOLES

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

gradenko_2000 posted:

The Bene Gesserit would have been an expression of Girl Power if only they were genetically breeding Paula Atreides

I mean this is literally what they were supposed to do but Jessica actually liked the guy she was a concubine for

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I mean this is literally what they were supposed to do but Jessica actually liked the guy she was a concubine for

https://twitter.com/Roninspoon/status/1452391011670315008?s=20

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Ed wrong thread.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nice repost loser

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
Yeah man of steel was neat. The fighting was cool and the music was nice.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

It's true love you CLOD

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

love is just cope for horny

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
It amazes me that going by all the promotional material that Eternals consists entirely of people standing in a line like suspects in a police line up in a featureless desert.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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they want to familiarise all the many characters but it's so many that they can't all be in much of the same shots

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Any good kingo merch out there?

I've already bought the car

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Maybe it why the movie had that half naked Oscar Isaac scene

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
sorry if this is a weird question but I couldn't help but notice that both Scenes from a Marriage and You season 3 both had polyamory/polycule subplots and is that something that's big in America nowadays or is it just a particular writing tic for liberals

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

sorry if this is a weird question but I couldn't help but notice that both Scenes from a Marriage and You season 3 both had polyamory/polycule subplots and is that something that's big in America nowadays or is it just a particular writing tic for liberals

hollywood writers have decided that every zoomer is in a polycule, and so they now write all zoomer characters and many non-zoomer characters as polyamorous because they want to appeal to the 18-25 demographic

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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it's the latter but also "the politician" season 2

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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I mean this is literally what they were supposed to do but Jessica actually liked the guy she was a concubine for

Also, all the Bene Gesseret plots are now coming to fruition about 20 years too early and slightly hosed up. The plan as I think is implied is:

-Spend 1000s of years building religious imagery of a messiah amongst the peasant populations of important planets
- simultaneously breed the noble houses to produce super brains with latent psychic powers
- Jessica bears Leto only daughters, causing Atreides to stumble and no longer threaten the Emperor's stability
- Jessica's daughters get married off to the genetic supermen being bred elsewhere and bear grandsons
- Emperor only has daughters, no male heirs
- Psychic superman assumes the imperial throne through marriage

But Jessica decides to have a son, Paul awakens his psychic powers by living with the Fremen and doing shittons of Spice for 5 years, then he seizes the throne in a messianic religious war.

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