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orbs and cubes and pyramids, oh my!
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 19:29 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 03:01 |
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Boxturret posted:what if on the one day a year you are allowed to touch the cube you interface it with the orb? any more dangerous and unruly questions like this and your cube visiting privileges will be rescinded mister!!!
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 19:57 |
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I love how they're careful to specify that the once a year timer does not reset with change of ownership because you know that's some bullshit a coiner would try to rules lawyer
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 20:35 |
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Hammerite posted:any more dangerous and unruly questions like this and your cube visiting privileges will be rescinded mister!!! i paid fifty thousand dollars for an entry on a ledger that a separate site says corresponds to a link to an image of a photo of a piece of paper that says every 23rd of june between the times of 3 and 3:30pm I can touch the cube for 3 minutes with one hand you can't take that away from me!
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 20:37 |
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Boxturret posted:i paid fifty thousand dollars for an entry on a ledger that a separate site says corresponds to a link to an image of a photo of a piece of paper that says every 23rd of june between the times of 3 and 3:30pm I can touch the cube for 3 minutes with one hand
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 21:11 |
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https://twitter.com/robochai/status/1453008923670233097
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 22:24 |
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https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1453098248487374849
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 22:52 |
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attractive women in nyc are known for constantly paying for other peoples drinks
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 00:10 |
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i guess the one silver lining for cryptoshit is that all of the worst people in all of creation are super eager to tell you all about it is there so much as a single terrible shithead out there who is very publicly anti-shitcoin?
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 00:12 |
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Prepare as NFT? What would that entail?
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 00:12 |
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Paladinus posted:Prepare as NFT? What would that entail? as best as i can tell, it puts your crypto wallet address in the file metadata, and tells the NFT marketplaces how to read that metadata so they can display it next to the file itself that's all
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 00:39 |
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'export as nft' option automatically puts in a call to your local pd child trafficking department
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 00:40 |
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it's the same as export as jpg but it pegs your gpu for several hours
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 00:54 |
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 00:57 |
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Sapozhnik posted:i guess the one silver lining for cryptoshit is that all of the worst people in all of creation are super eager to tell you all about it https://twitter.com/LuxAlptraum/status/1385198380310278144?s=20 still true
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 04:56 |
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is it too tinfoil hat of me to see assholes like Adobe and Getty rubbing their hands and seeing some way through this nonsense to somehow monetise right clicking Jpegs ?
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:28 |
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:31 |
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now i'm imagining some intrepid captain of industry making a special device with a camera proof screen and no ports that can connect to the internet and then make an nft site that will only display the images when it's loaded on that device, just to stop the vile right clickers
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:37 |
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SubG posted:it's the same as export as jpg but it pegs your gpu for several hours Adobe creative smog
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:47 |
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smellmycheese posted:is it too tinfoil hat of me to see assholes like Adobe and Getty rubbing their hands and seeing some way through this nonsense to somehow monetise right clicking Jpegs ? It’s not a conspiracy theory if it’s actually happening lmao
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:48 |
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personally i think that nfts have already perfectly solved the right click save as "problem" by making dozens of series of artwork so bad and derivative that no one in their right mind would want to save them locally for later viewing
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:50 |
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Boxturret posted:personally i think that nfts have already perfectly solved the right click save as "problem" by making dozens of series of artwork so bad and derivative that no one in their right mind would want to save them locally for later viewing It’s like every “do not want” vs “do want” meme. Do not want: poo poo art for free Do want: paying for poo poo art
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:54 |
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lol
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:55 |
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Boxturret posted:now i'm imagining some intrepid captain of industry making a special device with a camera proof screen and no ports that can connect to the internet and then make an nft site that will only display the images when it's loaded on that device, just to stop the vile right clickers I'd put a bug bounty on that just to spite cryptophiles
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:57 |
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https://twitter.com/aaronreynolds/status/1453201022890004485
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 06:59 |
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no you see the telegraph has to accept bitcoin so i can not pay using that instead, it's the principle of the thing
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 07:28 |
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i do wonder where all these ntfsers are getting hundreds of thousands of money to throw around at a picture of a smoking ape in a hat
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 07:37 |
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Boxturret posted:i do wonder where all these ntfsers are getting hundreds of thousands of money to throw around at a picture of a smoking ape in a hat i just assumed it all came from pump and dumps of other crypto they converted to etherium and can't practically do anything else with since it'd crash the price / they'd have to pay taxes on it / they'd go to jail
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 07:39 |
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dodgy art deals are a pretty classic money laundering scheme though, so maybe some of them will finally be able to cash out their dirty money now.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 07:42 |
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i can't imagine anyone spending hundreds of thousands of dollars they actually earned on any of this poo poo, but it makes a lot more sense if it's funded by imaginary made-up bullshit numbers they acquired through imaginary made-up bullshit. also there's prolly a big dose of that whole microtransaction psychology trick mobile games do of requiring that you first buy abstract poo poo you can't intuitively value like "gems" or "crystals" or whatever, except in the complete opposite direction. like "99 eth" definitely feels a whole lot less real than four hundred thousand actual dollars
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 07:46 |
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Shame Boy posted:i just assumed it all came from pump and dumps of other crypto they converted to etherium and can't practically do anything else with since it'd crash the price / they'd have to pay taxes on it / they'd go to jail i just assume that everyone with a monkey avatar or whatever was one of the suckers that bought in with a "founder's deal" for like $100 and are flouting their wise business decision by pointing to the paper prices of monkey jpegs (and hyping it up trying to find a bigger sucker to dump on)
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 08:18 |
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Shame Boy posted:i can't imagine anyone spending hundreds of thousands of dollars they actually earned on any of this poo poo, but it makes a lot more sense if it's funded by imaginary made-up bullshit numbers they acquired through imaginary made-up bullshit. Tether's pumped $60bn of fake money into the crypto 'economy', so... None of the money is real. If the 'crypto rich' assholes tried to cash out, they'd crater the price and bankrupt the exchanges in the process.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:42 |
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Can I... lick the cube?
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 10:56 |
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buddy,
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 10:58 |
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Liquid Communism posted:Tether's pumped $60bn of fake money into the crypto 'economy', so...
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 11:19 |
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orange juche posted:Can I... lick the cube?
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 11:26 |
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Cube is inferior to inanimate. Carbon. Rod.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 11:44 |
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Shame Boy posted:no you see the telegraph has to accept bitcoin so i can not pay using that instead, it's the principle of the thing tbh i can get behind this dude not wanting to pay any money at all to read the telegraph
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 12:51 |
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Boxturret posted:now i'm imagining some intrepid captain of industry making a special device with a camera proof screen and no ports that can connect to the internet and then make an nft site that will only display the images when it's loaded on that device, just to stop the vile right clickers But I want to see the original, not some copy recreated on a screen. If there's a frame buffer and RAM involved, it's a copy.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 13:00 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 03:01 |
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Fame Douglas posted:But I want to see the original, not some copy recreated on a screen. If there's a frame buffer and RAM involved, it's a copy. oh god i think you somehow just figured out the appeal behind that tungsten cube
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 13:06 |