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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

The Sausages posted:

"This site is a poo poo hole."


This is honestly how I feel about internet arguments

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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Last Chance posted:

it shows the mario game in the picture. the mario game is "mario bros." for the nes

:actually: it depicts “Super Mario Bros.” 1983’s “Mario Bros.” preceded 1985’s “Super Mario Bros.” in both creation and the Mario canon.
:goonsay:

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

20 thousand people are watching a live stream of a rock

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Well, it's nude. loving slut rock.

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

d0grent posted:

20 thousand people are watching a live stream of a rock



what is the goon equivalent of 20 thousand people watching a live stream of a rock

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

zgrowler2 posted:

what is the goon equivalent of 20 thousand people watching a live stream of a rock

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


There was that time we all looked at that Swedish(?) guy's unsecured webcam in his workshop and he was politely baffled by the amount of attention a bunch of internet nerds were giving him

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Everyone watching that stream is stoned

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


zgrowler2 posted:

what is the goon equivalent of 20 thousand people watching a live stream of a rock

Chickcam always seemed popular

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

kntfkr posted:

Well, it's nude. loving slut rock.

The virgin Quartz vs the Rock Chad

Edit:

Brawnfire posted:

Everyone watching that stream is stoned

:golfclap:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/qfjovq/contrary_to_widely_held_gender_stereotypes_women/

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Eggs a bit dry but otherwise nice.

"Hey mom, good morning Id usually be in my room cranking my hog to interracial choke porn but instead I made you a nutritious breakfast, enjoy!"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

What a wholesome post :unsmith:

Who knew that it was his furious masturbation habit that kept him from learning how to make culinary delights?

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

i'd rather he have jacked off on that toast than eat those eggs

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


he should definitely take more time away from jacking off to actually learn how to cook eggs, those eggs are miserable

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Is he the dad, or the son?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Poohs Packin posted:

Is he the dad, or the son?

Hoping son, but knowing Reddit it's the dad.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

That’s just the Gordon Ramsey YouTube video recipe EXACTLY lmao. Not even a slight alteration. Also he didn’t use enough sour cream/cream fraice or didn’t stir enough the color is wrong. If you do it right the eggs are like almost liquid it’s delicious.

congrats for badly copying a 3 minute YouTube video of an incredibly simple recipe now fo stoke one out to celebrate

Butter Activities fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Oct 26, 2021

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004


lmao everytime they see a study they don't agreement they become statisticians and start flapping their hands and screaming about pee hacking

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

That’s just the Gordon Ramsey YouTube video recipe EXACTLY lmao. Not even a slight alteration. Also he didn’t use enough sour cream/cream fraice or didn’t stir enough the color is wrong. If you do it right the eggs are like almost liquid it’s delicious.

congrats for badly copying a 3 minute YouTube video of an incredibly simple recipe now fo stoke one out to celebrate

Ramsey's eggs are super easy to make and you can undercook them with some shredded sharp cheddar cheese if you don't have sour cream.

I didn't need to take a break from jacking off to learn to make them, but they do make a good post-J.O. snack.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

gently caress it I’m gonna go jack it and make some eggs before work starts

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Well you can't jack a few eggs without breaking fast.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

That’s just the Gordon Ramsey YouTube video recipe EXACTLY lmao. Not even a slight alteration. Also he didn’t use enough sour cream/cream fraice or didn’t stir enough the color is wrong. If you do it right the eggs are like almost liquid it’s delicious.

congrats for badly copying a 3 minute YouTube video of an incredibly simple recipe now fo stoke one out to celebrate

The Ramsay eggs take a fair bit of time to do right. They probably cranked the heat so they could get back to crankin their hog.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Poohs Packin posted:

The Ramsay eggs take a fair bit of time to do right. They probably cranked the heat so they could get back to crankin their hog.

You are assuming they were not cranking it while cooking.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Poohs Packin posted:

The Ramsay eggs take a fair bit of time to do right. They probably cranked the heat so they could get back to crankin their hog.

Not a ton of time though. Just medium heat and take it off and on a few times while stirring like mad and they get super fluffy.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Caesar Saladin posted:

lmao everytime they see a study they don't agreement they become statisticians and start flapping their hands and screaming about pee hacking

the whole science subreddit is absolutely god awful

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Not a ton of time though. Just medium heat and take it off and on a few times while stirring like mad and they get super fluffy.

https://youtu.be/GSOu3-cymnY

OG Ramsay eggs

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Eat the eggs smash mouth

I made them for you by not jacking off :wink:

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018


Yeah that's the good stuff

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Eggs are super hard to gently caress up really. Like I do magic with eggs and Im not a tv chef or anything. Jacking off may help the process in some way unsure, not willing to stop in order to falsefy my hypothesis.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Msm constantly ignoring SAs achievements, as usual

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




gordon ramsey famously jacks off before he cooks and kind of egg dish, and they're perfect every time

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



RFC2324 posted:

Msm constantly ignoring SAs achievements, as usual

Reddit's annual revenue per user is $0.30, SA has that beat with the :10bux: alone. Not to mention the millions of dollars worth of angry redtexts.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

gently caress SNEEP posted:

gordon ramsey famously jacks off before he cooks and kind of egg dish, and they're perfect every time

"IT'S RAW!!!"

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Olive Oil. Hot Pan. In. Dick. Out. Three light strokes. TOUCH more olive oil.

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice

RFC2324 posted:

Msm constantly ignoring SAs achievements, as usual

Isn't SA actually profitable?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Lol at the first post going "we WILL allow anecdotal evidence in this thread"

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

internet celebrity posted:

Isn't SA actually profitable?

No now give me money for my Patreon or the site shuts down

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