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If someone on the street says "gently caress you, buddy" or "watch it, pal" then you are now legally their friend and you MUST invite them to your next barbecue
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If someone on the street says "gently caress you, buddy" or "watch it, pal" then you are now legally their friend and you MUST invite them to your next barbecue
"Oh I'm your pal, huh? Well why don't you come to my barbecue this Saturday?"
"This Saturday, huh? Maybe I will, buddy. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll bring potato salad too, how'd you like that?"
"oh reaaaal nice, pal. Potato salad. Yeah I'd love that. Why don't you bring some beer while you're at it."
"you know what, I think I will. But if I get wasted, I'm crashing on your couch, buddy"
"I wouldn't let you drive, pal"
"see you Saturday then, buddy"
"yeah, say hi to your wife, pal"
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Oct 25, 2021 14:34
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Watch it, pal I feel is pretty clear, but I'm getting real mixed signals off of gently caress you, buddy.
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Oct 25, 2021 14:46
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Lol, Hobbits are so stupid and ignorant and insular, what a bunch of dopes.
Frodo: Leaves the shire and a tree tries to eat him.
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Oct 25, 2021 15:15
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Smh you've never eaten a raw, wriggling fish? What a pair of bumpkins
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Oct 25, 2021 15:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Frodo and Sam in a tavern, "and then a loving tree tried to eat me". Everyone bursts out laughing at these rubes that who expect trees not to be carnivorous.
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Oct 25, 2021 16:22
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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Sad? You should come see my show, I'm Pagliacci
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Oct 25, 2021 17:37
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Bonko Baggins strides forth boldly from Hobbiton, meets tall wanker with more umlauts than fingers, happily returns, never to venture forth again.
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Oct 25, 2021 18:27
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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When you get to the Pearly gates St Peter asks Jimminy Cricket "should I let him in?"
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Oct 25, 2021 19:58
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Toxicology Rapport.
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Oct 25, 2021 20:00
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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*picks up lab results*
*starts beatboxing*
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Oct 25, 2021 20:25
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Forget it Jake, it's Skeleton Town.
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Oct 25, 2021 21:47
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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A competition gaining nationwide traction is who can hold their breath for the longest time
no one realizes that this causes brain damage, as both the competitors and spectators have trained so long at holding their breath they are severely brain damaged
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Oct 26, 2021 07:46
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Bonko Baggins strides forth boldly from Hobbiton, meets tall wanker with more umlauts than fingers, happily returns, never to venture forth again.
He has one umlaut because he doesn't have any fingers.
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Oct 26, 2021 11:34
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Oculus Noctuae
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He has one umlaut because he doesn't have any fingers.
His name was Stübsz
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Oct 26, 2021 11:53
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Stübsz, the Elf
son of Ëäërlŷïnðåüwieyeiäe'ë the Mopey.
e: son of Tarzan, apparently. Come to think of it I think the movies got it all wrong when it comes to elf name pronunciation. Huh.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Oct 26, 2021
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"Galadriel!!!"
--Aragorn, swinging off parapet by hawser line to swipe at the uruk-hai
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Oct 26, 2021
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Oct 26, 2021 12:33
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The ancient practice of settling any argument by citing a proverb except it's drity jokes.
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Oct 26, 2021 14:59
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The ancient practice of settling any argument by citing a proverb except it's drity jokes.
A dick that cums twice as hard, is half as long
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Oct 26, 2021 15:50
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The ancient practice of settling any argument by citing a proverb except it's drity jokes.
it seems to me that the honorable gentleman from Pennsylvania would have our nation stick its dick into 3 holes in the wall, against the advice of the farmer with whom we are lodging.
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Oct 26, 2021 15:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sonic Adventure: A Film by Akira Kurosawa.
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Oct 27, 2021 12:42
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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we therefore commit this turd to the toilet, girth to girth, rear end to rear end, butt to butt; in sure and certain hope of the continuation of eternal digestion.
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Oct 27, 2021 13:08
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powerful scene where sonic pleads with the forest animals that make up the innocent bystanders of the sonic universe. he shouts, begs them to band together and help. in the long pauses in his speech there is no response and no background music, only the sound of wind, as the impoverished animals stare at the ground dejectedly, like beaten-down peasants, only occasionally looking up to see sonic speak. in the next scene sonic is silently eating a bowl of gruel in a dirty hut.
...fast as gently caress!!!!!!!
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Oct 27, 2021 17:29
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I love the one where the it's sonic and another 6 hedgehogs defending a village from bandits
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Oct 27, 2021 17:44
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Love and Indignity: A hornology.
Dick Slaughter was a gigollo and part time hitman and he was good at his job(s). Then one day, fortune came knocking. Hunted by the law he's running out of options.
A film by Raphio Crmublewarner.
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Oct 28, 2021 15:38
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In a dystopian world where everyone is sorted into professions based on their last name....
One girl is born with a strange name...
a name that might just shake up the system...
Will she bow to the powers that be, or forge her own path?
Find out this summer in...
AMANDA HUGNKISS
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Oct 28, 2021 16:27
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Hey what you looking at you trough looking motherfucker???
--me, at the abyss
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You stare into the abyss long enough, it stares right back at you... and that's when the attack comes - not from the front, but from the sides *whistling noise* from the two abysses you didn't know were there
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- google THIS
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The abyss is gonna blink soon, I know it
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