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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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I'm a wood sprite

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


When
you want
the fla-vor of bay-con
inadip

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

verbal enema posted:

I'm a wood sprite

tee hee

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

WhiteHowler posted:

It also felt weird when MST3k did Ator the Fighting Eagle.

That wasn't a re-riff though, was it? As a Cave Dwellers nut I was glad to see it.

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011

Pershing posted:

That wasn't a re-riff though, was it? As a Cave Dwellers nut I was glad to see it.
I presumed it's just because Rifftrax did it first in this case. (They also did Wizards of the Lost Kingdom first, but that one got taken down incredibly soon after release.)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Pretty you may be!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Is that a Slim Jim? Can I have it?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
It's not a riff line but the delivery of "I'm not a bird" followed by the commercial cut always has me giggling.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
I've been drinking blood?! :gonk:

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Help I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
I imagine controlling her will involves sloe gin and a Trans Am.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Zeether posted:

Help I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!

My mustache makes me fall sideways!

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Get me a soda pop and a CaraMELLO!

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Pershing posted:

The whole concept of a re-riff just has no appeal for me. I want to remember the original version, not see it redone.

I liked the live tour version of Eegah. It was new writers, a new cast, and like 20 years later, so there was a lot to revisit, even if they did go to the "Bang!" well from the original riffs maybe a little too often.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

I admit, I want a riff of Hobgoblins without all the homophobic jokes.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Watching Attack Of The Giant Leeches...Jesus, this film has terrible audio. The riffs are nice and clear but the dialogue sounds like it was transmitted from deep space

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Pershing posted:

Watching Attack Of The Giant Leeches...Jesus, this film has terrible audio. The riffs are nice and clear but the dialogue sounds like it was transmitted from deep space

All of the dialogue is HUSH HUSH

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Morter posted:

All of the dialogue is HUSH HUSH

SWEET CHARLOTTE!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Can I offer you some pyjamas?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I bought the drapes too short but I found a way to deal with it.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Spicer, I'm here for the dope

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
When you saw this film, you laughed so hard you spilled your bongwater, didn't ya Mike? :v:

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
I saw a Cops where they pulled a skinny guy out from under a couch.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



I'm a dumb scrawny cracker!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Zamboni Rodeo posted:

I bought the drapes too short but I found a way to deal with it.

My cat's cradle got out of control so I pinned it to the wall.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
I drink a lot, how come I never make the Dewar's profile?

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Martin Balsam: the Dewar's Profile

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Action Pants!

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

SWEET CHARLOTTE!

Grandpa hasn't been the same since the Spanish-American War...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

SWEET CHARLOTTE!

Sweet Mary, NO!!!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Sweet Mary, NO!!!

I will bring you down, Johnny!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I will bring you down, Johnny!

We really should talking through our lawyers.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Funky Valentine posted:

Grandpa hasn't been the same since the Spanish-American War...

The Army of the Potomac has us on the run, sweetie ...

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Mister Kingdom posted:

We really should talking through our lawyers.

That you, student counselor?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


They're burning you in effigy.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

(door closed)

(sound of a pistol shot)

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



(silhouette of Marvin's dad hanging by his loving neck)

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

(silhouette of Marvin's dad hanging by his loving neck)

the only movie the could be as bleak as Red Zone Cuba

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

verbal enema posted:

the only movie the could be as bleak as Red Zone Cuba

Not even its double feature accompaniment T-Bird Gang (which The Mads riffed) is anywhere near as bleak and depressing.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Angry_Ed posted:

Not even its double feature accompaniment T-Bird Gang (which The Mads riffed) is anywhere near as bleak and depressing.

Ah, T-Bird Gang, a film where the best acting performance was from Coleman Francis.

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