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Gutcruncher posted:Yeah he was the ships clown on the shittiest crew in the empire Most honorable! It takes great bravery to bring laughter to those who will soon be dead.
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Farscape did the "warrior father/son" thing better, not great, but better.
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I am watching Enterprise for thefirst time and it is apparent that Braga or Brennan likes Asian. On almost every episode so far which involves Hoshi in a major role, she had been practically or literally naked at some point. Also, they really liked recycling scripts; during the 30-so episodes there had been an embarassing amount of "Someone, usually Archer gets captured" or "Enterprise is taken over" episodes. Hell, they even did "Trip gets marooned" and "all but one crewmember is incapacitated" twice in the first 30 episodes.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 21:49 |
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Burning_Monk posted:Farscape did the "warrior father/son" thing better, not great, but better. Imagine your son sleeping with your girlfriend so you decide to slowly die by holding your breath outside the ship for two hours while an earth man who only speaks in movie references tries to calm you down.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 22:04 |
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Der Kyhe posted:I am watching Enterprise for thefirst time and it is apparent that Braga or Brennan likes Asian. On almost every episode so far which involves Hoshi in a major role, she had been practically or literally naked at some point. Every major character ends up mostly naked at some point for the decon gel
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 22:10 |
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Danaru posted:Keiko owns actually, and is one of the few people who just dead-rear end told Winn to blow it out her rear end Yeah Keiko is fine. Like she is kind of mad her career got ruined because her husband took a promotion that forced them to move. That's a pretty normal and OK reaction in my mind. I do think Keiko and O'Brien were not a good fit for each other. But that doesn't mean Keiko is the problem. It doesn't mean O'Brien is the problem. They just weren't a good fit.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 22:15 |
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... And at least four ENT episodes are basically remixes of earlier ones, either TNG or DS9. I think that on the first one and half seasons there are less than 15 episodes which are not rehashes or repeats with an obvious plot twists. The automated space station episode was cool though. Der Kyhe fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Oct 27, 2021 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:Yeah Keiko is fine. Like she is kind of mad her career got ruined because her husband took a promotion that forced them to move. That's a pretty normal and OK reaction in my mind. that's just because they were only two pieces of a three-piece puzzle, just missing a kira shaped piece
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 22:21 |
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CainFortea posted:Every major character ends up mostly naked at some point for the decon gel Yeah, but in addition of that Hoshi does that handbra thing in S1, and takes an actual shower in the S2 transporter episode. It also seems that Starfleet survival guide also tells you to take your clothes off, avoid shade, and sunbathe while walking across the desert during daytime.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 22:23 |
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Der Kyhe posted:Also, they really liked recycling scripts; during the 30-so episodes there had been an embarassing amount of "Someone, usually Archer gets captured" or "Enterprise is taken over" episodes. Hell, they even did "Trip gets marooned" and "all but one crewmember is incapacitated" twice in the first 30 episodes. Which you can see with the quality of what shows up on Enterprise for the first two seasons, in particular.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 23:05 |
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blatman posted:that's just because they were only two pieces of a three-piece puzzle, just missing a kira shaped piece rom you mean
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 23:05 |
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The wank bait was all Berman. He only hired Linda Park after being told he couldn't actually ask for "a busty Asian". E: Also very racist to Garrett Wang Dabir fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Oct 28, 2021 |
# ? Oct 28, 2021 00:15 |
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Der Kyhe posted:"all but one crewmember is incapacitated" twice in the first 30 episodes. That's a great plot though. Can't go wrong
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 05:20 |
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Trip running around in boxer briefs fighting Jeffrey Combs and Ethan Phillips owned
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 14:11 |
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There is new star track today, for kids. I'm gonna watch it.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 14:42 |
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External Organs posted:There is new star track today, for kids. It’s good
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 14:53 |
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HD DAD posted:It’s good Other recent shows has me thinking, maybe the good Star Trek was always for kids?
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 16:09 |
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Kibayasu posted:Other recent shows has me thinking, maybe the good Star Trek was always for kids? Yeah probably
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 16:29 |
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Kibayasu posted:Other recent shows has me thinking, maybe the good Star Trek was always for kids? Don't know about being for kids, but IMHO Star Trek tends to get better when it eases off on the grimdark "everything goes from bad to worse all the time"-attitude that seems pervasive to every new TV-show since 90's. Especially on the prestige shows that Star Trek before LDS always was.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 17:15 |
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Star Trek is a show for bookish preteens to watch and think they're grappling with big adult concepts
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 17:46 |
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Brawnfire posted:Star Trek is a show for bookish preteens to watch and think they're grappling with big adult concepts "I identify with this Vulcan going through a tragically uncool pon far. Thank you Star Trek"
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 18:01 |
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Brawnfire posted:Star Trek is a show for bookish preteens to watch and think they're grappling with big adult concepts yeah, that was my experience too. thanks, tng!
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 21:43 |
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that reminds me about how the cat i had as a kid was, like most cats, completely indifferent to television. the one exception was when data was on the screen. that fuckin' cat loved data!
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that reminds me about how the cat i had as a kid was, like most cats, completely indifferent to television. the one exception was when data was on the screen. that fuckin' cat loved data! I had a cat who didn't care about TV except for when A) My Name Is Earl was on and B) zombie scenes from The Walking Dead. The second a zombie gasped on the TV, he'd run from the other room, sit on the table, watch raptly, then wander off as soon as the scene was over.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 22:32 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that reminds me about how the cat i had as a kid was, like most cats, completely indifferent to television. the one exception was when data was on the screen. that fuckin' cat loved data! Same except it was the Enterprise in the opening credits.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 06:30 |
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Okay I’m watching A Piece of the Action and Kirk doesn’t know how to drive a car but in JJTrek Young Kirk clearly has driving experience so therefore JJTrek officially sucks it’s over it’s done that’s the final word edit: I have been informed that there were some time travel alterations, I regret the error
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 07:16 |
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Would have been forever ago. He forget how.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 07:18 |
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Young Kirk drove it off a cliff, he didn't know what he was doing
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 11:16 |
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star trek is primetime tv slop for squealing american piggies sometimes it has cool scifi elements though edit: just watched an episode of star trek enterprise that tried to be seven samurai vs the klingon. it was slop Jokerpilled Drudge fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Oct 29, 2021 |
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Endless Trash posted:Okay I’m watching A Piece of the Action and Kirk doesn’t know how to drive a car but in JJTrek Young Kirk clearly has driving experience so therefore JJTrek officially sucks it’s over it’s done that’s the final word In A Piece of the Action it was a manual wasn't it? Idk if it was an automatic in JJTrek but that would go a long way to explaining it.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that reminds me about how the cat i had as a kid was, like most cats, completely indifferent to television. the one exception was when data was on the screen. that fuckin' cat loved data! That cat sure knew how to Spot 'em!
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:28 |
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Winifred Madgers posted:In A Piece of the Action it was a manual wasn't it? Idk if it was an automatic in JJTrek but that would go a long way to explaining it. Also in the JJ universe he was often partly raised by his uncle who owned said classic car while in the prime universe he had his dad so it's not hard to justify this all.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:35 |
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kirk's uncle, now that's a story. weird dweeby red pill drug addict just loving losing himself in the machismo of the 20th century, replicating cars and pinball machines, always comparing his failed relationships to some sitcom he is the only person alive to see, winds up with this punkass kid of his brother that he clearly can't take care of one bit that just reminds him how loving old and sick and alone and scared he feels all the loving time yeah that's the poo poo
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:46 |
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Kirk takes him on a tour of the Enterprise and he falls into a time hole and winds back in the 1980s and he loving slays, he's an amazing at the entire thing - all that weird business poo poo that doesn't exist any more in C23, he has real friends for the first time, is confident and successful with the ladies. and kirk has to drag him away kicking and screaming because he's loving up the entire future. but it's killing Kirk because this guy who raised him is finally happy and he knows when he goes back it will be worse because he'll know, for a fact, he was born in the wrong century. kirk evenutally has to phaser him, makes bones give him an implant in his liver that makes sure he physically can't OD and sends him home to try to come to terms with it
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:59 |
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First episode of Prodigy was OK, but once again I'm struggling to think of any aspect of it that felt like Trek. Very much had the look and pace and vibe of all the recent 'Star Wars' animated shows, e.g. Resistance, Rebels, etc. The villains especially had that vibe. Also reminded me of a show my kid used to like called 'Miles From Tomorrowland'. At least it was well done? Didn't actively offend me with its existence the way 'Discovery' did from practically the first moment.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 14:09 |
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Brawnfire posted:That cat sure knew how to Spot 'em! I will acknowledge this even if the other posters wont, because they are cowards. They're too busy defending JJTrek for some stupid reason.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 14:43 |
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 14:47 |
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chaosbreather posted:kirk's uncle, now that's a story. weird dweeby red pill drug addict just loving losing himself in the machismo of the 20th century, replicating cars and pinball machines, always comparing his failed relationships to some sitcom he is the only person alive to see, winds up with this punkass kid of his brother that he clearly can't take care of one bit that just reminds him how loving old and sick and alone and scared he feels all the loving time Tom Paris is Kirk’s uncle?
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:20 |
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chaosbreather posted:Kirk takes him on a tour of the Enterprise and he falls into a time hole and winds back in the 1980s and he loving slays, he's an amazing at the entire thing - all that weird business poo poo that doesn't exist any more in C23, he has real friends for the first time, is confident and successful with the ladies. and kirk has to drag him away kicking and screaming because he's loving up the entire future. but it's killing Kirk because this guy who raised him is finally happy and he knows when he goes back it will be worse because he'll know, for a fact, he was born in the wrong century. kirk evenutally has to phaser him, makes bones give him an implant in his liver that makes sure he physically can't OD and sends him home to try to come to terms with it Sounds like a good candidate for the Kurn Maneuver. Erase his entire memory and ship him off to live with some other family and then he's not your problem anymore. So simple.
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kurn your enthusiasm
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