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Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Seriously though, the husband could probably do a successful gofundme/whatever to sue the everliving poo poo out of this entire sorry band of ding dongs.

If this wasn't about guns there's people like Trump's failson who'd likely fund the venture out of spite.

Edit: loving hell.. the worst thought I had today gets the snipe.

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oliveoil
Apr 22, 2016

ben shapino posted:

lol she's gonna get off with a slap on the wrist isn't she

Haha "get off"

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
The husband has probably had 1000 lawyers contact him offering to represent him for free. He's going to clean up.

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Schweinhund posted:

The husband has probably had 1000 lawyers contact him offering to represent him for free. He's going to clean up.

Sure, but call me old fashioned, but I wouldn't entrust a personal vendetta to anyone who wasn't on retainer.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Schweinhund posted:

The husband has probably had 1000 lawyers contact him offering to represent him for free. He's going to clean up.

As long as there are more bullets in the world than lawyers willing to take the case, Alec Baldwin is safe.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Gather round the campfire, children, and I'll tell thee what I know.

Our armourer is the Witch of Bulletomya, a fel nixie whose whims and wishes are inscrutable to those not in the knowing of the Mystik Ways. Ere she travels come guns carrying a bewitched payload, be they blanks or have they the dragon's fury within? Only in her glamour can she give away these poisoned apples to unwitting fools with the carefree spirits to fire them indiscriminately.

Through these dark actions we can only surmise that this is a battle of wills between the subtle machinations of the Witch and the unending bloodlust of the Baldwin. Her plan was to seal the creature away by revealing his violent nature to the world, but lo! His affable reputation has now turned eyes to her, and she acts to bewitch those eyes with scantily clad illustrations. It matters naught. The Ballistic Theatrical Waltz has begun, and thus follows... The Gloaming.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

punishedkissinger posted:

kenneth would somehow have extensive firearms knowledge and have perfect etiquette when handling them.

Well, he is from Georgia and 100s of years old.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Der Kyhe posted:

That statement could not sound more like it was bought from him by the Baldwin lawyers to ensure that Alec walks whatever the DA's office decides to do with this.

yeah i read the article after posting (pro-tier move) and you're right

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
They talked to these people immediately after it happened. Don't think they had time to arrange deals with Alec Baldwin.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Schweinhund posted:

They talked to these people immediately after it happened. Don't think they had time to arrange deals with Alec Baldwin.

yeah it sounds 100% like what we all suspected and the dude is a moron for blabbing to the cops immediately. you'd think someone who carried this much liability would know better.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

This time I'ma let it all come out
This time I'ma stand up and shout
I'ma do things my way, it's my way
My way or the highway
:blastu:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

This ends with Alec Baldwin and Hannah Gutierrez-Reed being interviewed on the Today Show where they cry and hug each other. Neither face charges.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The choice of three guns and only one was loaded with live ammo (the one used in the killings). I wish this turned out to be a publicity stunt for a whodunnit movie and the deaths were faked.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

This ends with Alec Baldwin and Hannah Gutierrez-Reed being interviewed on the Today Show where they cry and hug each other. Neither face charges.

As long as they forgive themselves then justice will have been served.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

I'm going to make a movie named "Bust"

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

This ends with Alec Baldwin and Hannah Gutierrez-Reed being interviewed on the Today Show where they cry and hug each other. Neither face charges.

Instead at least one of them will release a book about how this experience has shaped their lives that will be a massive success, make them a ton of money, and may itself be made into a film one day

it's just dumb enough to happen

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

my money is on Gutierrez-Reed getting manslaughter and no one else being charged

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Instead at least one of them will release a book about how this experience has shaped their lives that will be a massive success, make them a ton of money, and may itself be made into a film one day

it's just dumb enough to happen

This is way more likely to happen god loving damnit.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Baldwin Murder: The Oprah Interview

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004



punishedkissinger posted:

my money is on Gutierrez-Reed getting manslaughter and no one else being charged

i don't know. i need to examine more evidence before i can make a determination of guilt. can someone post the rest of this photoshoot?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

she had an insta and twitter full of poo poo like this that i WILL NOT be linking or mentioning again

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

she had an insta and twitter full of poo poo like this that i WILL NOT be linking or mentioning again

afraid some live rounds might be shot off? haha.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

God this poo poo is hilarious and weird

"hey handsome, wanna gently caress? On this stool? In this alleyway?"

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

please dont be mean she is about to change a lightbulb

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


oh dope posted:

God this poo poo is hilarious and weird

"hey handsome, wanna gently caress? On this stool? In this alleyway?"

Much like the gym bros who always wear small backpacks and cut-off tees (which let them hold the backpack straps in a way that emphasizes their arms and shoulders), some folks know the angle at which they look best and will find a way to hit that post no matter what the context is.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

uXs posted:

The 'ban all guns from film sets' is a pretty dumb overreaction. There have been thousands of movies made since Brandon Lee with no problem, and it took a combination of a crew doing target practice with guns from the set, an inexperienced armorer who leaves guns and ammunition lying around all over the place, and an assistant director who picks up a random weapon from a table and yells 'cold gun' without actually checking, to have this (very serious) accident.

With a safety culture that bad, just banning guns seems fairly useless and not addressing the actual problem, which is that none of those people should've been allowed anywhere near a film set.

Pretty much. Everyone talking about how they hope this leads to more regulations confuses me. There already were regulations that exist. This happened because those regulations were openly and fragently ignored. The only way change comes out from this is if everyone culpable takes a big hit so people actually worry about those regs and take a damning looking union walkout over safety more seriously.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


FoolyCharged posted:

Pretty much. Everyone talking about how they hope this leads to more regulations confuses me. There already were regulations that exist. This happened because those regulations were openly and fragently ignored. The only way change comes out from this is if everyone culpable takes a big hit so people actually worry about those regs and take a damning looking union walkout over safety more seriously.

There could also be more regulation enforcement, where groups like Cal/OSHA or NM OSHA are making regular visits to sets to check up on things. Of course, the problem with this is that productions will just move to whatever place gives them the least "hassle".

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

oh dope posted:

God this poo poo is hilarious and weird

"hey handsome, wanna gently caress? On this stool? In this alleyway?"

Just lol if you’ve never had alleyway stool sex with a gun-toting moron

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I think there should be a regulation that says Hanna Gutierrez-Reed cannot be within 500 feet of a movie set.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

I think there should be a regulation that says Hanna Gutierrez-Reed cannot be within 500 feet of a movie set.

jeez now you're destroying her nascent porn career too. gbs really hates women huh

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I don't think she would be very good at porn based on her astounding ineptitude at everything.

"See, now you're just mashing it."

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

kntfkr posted:

I don't think she would be very good at porn based on her astounding ineptitude at everything.

"See, now you're just mashing it."

yup, the armorer is too stupid for porn

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

this thread got gross really fast

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

kntfkr posted:

I think there should be a regulation that says Hanna Gutierrez-Reed cannot be within 500 feet of a movie set.

or any on-probation DUI alcoholics

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Klyith posted:

or any on-probation DUI alcoholics

this thread is making me a DIY alcoholic

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

punishedkissinger posted:

this thread got gross really fast

Always was

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

punishedkissinger posted:

this thread got gross really fast

turn on your monitor

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

im sorry. i am sorry if my raw sexuality is too much for this thread.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

kntfkr posted:

I think there should be a regulation that says Hanna Gutierrez-Reed cannot be within 500 feet of a movie set.

But bullets travel way farther than that

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
From the article last page or maybe two ago, I hadn't heard about the gun being full of dummy rounds before

quote:

The film crew was shooting a scene inside a church building on the ranch. According to earlier affidavits, Baldwin was practicing cross-drawing the firearm while seated in a church pew, and was demonstrating how he would point it toward the camera, when it went off. Souza told investigators that he heard a loud pop, and that Hutchins then grabbed her midsection and stumbled backwards, before being helped to the ground. Souza also noted that he was bleeding from the shoulder.

The affidavit filed on Wednesday states that in the aftermath, Halls retrieved the gun from the pew.

“After the gun was fired, David Halls picked up the firearm from a pew inside the church, and took it to the Armorer,” the document states. “Hannah then was told to ‘open’ the gun so he could see what was inside. David advised he could only remember seeing at least four ‘dummy’ casings with the hole on the side, and one without the hole. He advised this round did not have the ‘cap’ on it and was just the casing. David advised the incident was not a deliberate act.”

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