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Does Jeffrey have a spleen fund or something?
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I'd settle for a slush fund. Because there's no way this group doesn't drive him to drink.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:28 |
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Jeffrey is a Bitcoin millionaire, everyone knows that. The forums don't need to support him
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 16:03 |
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internet celebrity posted:Isn't SA actually profitable? Yeah Lowtax was constantly whinging about how SA barely made enough to get by but when Jeffrey took over it turned out that it had way more than enough income to cover its expenses and Lowtax had just been spending the extra on himself.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 17:06 |
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Yeah Lowtax was constantly whinging about how SA barely made enough to get by but when Jeffrey took over it turned out that it had way more than enough income to cover its expenses and Lowtax had just been spending the extra on himself. Monthly Expenses: Server Fee's: $450 Hosting: $55 Artisanal Cookies: $6,500 Somebody please help my budget!
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 17:11 |
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DandyLion posted:Monthly Expenses: Don't forget the midrange sports car lease.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 17:56 |
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Yeah Lowtax was constantly whinging about how SA barely made enough to get by but when Jeffrey took over it turned out that it had way more than enough income to cover its expenses and Lowtax had just been spending the extra on himself. It barely made enough after he'd skimmed enough prescription painkillers off the top line would be a more accurate narrative I guess. e: though I am wilfully watching a Seagal film where he is make believing that he is Italian so I could be a bad person for suggesting that.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 22:15 |
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Obliviously sitting in the dark and posting.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 22:23 |
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Theophany posted:e: though I am wilfully watching a Seagal film where he is make believing that he is Italian Please tell me more. I've mostly seen the ones where he plays a Thai, Chinese, or Native American guy.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 22:40 |
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jeffrey is a butt and also smells my butt
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 05:05 |
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Cognac McCarthy posted:Please tell me more. I've mostly seen the ones where he plays a Thai, Chinese, or Native American guy. Out For Justice, it is utterly terrible by early 90s action movie standards. Its maybe one redeeming feature is William Forsythe's moustache on his baby face?
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 07:45 |
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Gotta forward an impression of myself on the newsfeed brb
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 09:03 |
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Something about calling yourself spayed is unsettling.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 09:15 |
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At least she'll no longer be in heat.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 10:05 |
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celebrating the literal void in my life lol
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 10:08 |
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Outside the context about how loving weird childfree is it’d be a pretty funny way to sever from a family that views you as an incubator
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 11:04 |
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What the gently caress is r/chodi and how does it keep showing up on the front page even though 90% of the comments are not in english and the other 10% is vile hate poo poo that reads like facebook.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 11:29 |
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Workaday Wizard posted:What the gently caress is r/chodi and how does it keep showing up on the front page even though 90% of the comments are not in english and the other 10% is vile hate poo poo that reads like facebook. “Indian free speech sub” Godspeed
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 11:33 |
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So, uh, this post shot to the top of r/pics and you may wonder why something so banal has been propelled to the front page by the reddit algo... https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qhal2t/got_ditched_for_a_date_took_myself_out_instead/ the OP's post history requires a goddamn seatbelt and airbags.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 12:00 |
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Workaday Wizard posted:What the gently caress is r/chodi and how does it keep showing up on the front page even though 90% of the comments are not in english and the other 10% is vile hate poo poo that reads like facebook. Indian equivalent of r/sino but actually Indian, fewer tankies or angry western incel types of East Asian descent. So mostly Hindu fascist types. Kinda like r/turkey but worse English
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 12:23 |
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Theophany posted:So, uh, this post shot to the top of r/pics and you may wonder why something so banal has been propelled to the front page by the reddit algo... I like (hate) how it gets progressively more bizarre or alarming in a nearly linear fashion each post back in the history.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 13:10 |
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Theophany posted:So, uh, this post shot to the top of r/pics and you may wonder why something so banal has been propelled to the front page by the reddit algo... 3 posts down her history: 10 posts down:
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 13:47 |
The true Reddit experience summed up by one poster
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 14:11 |
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At first I merely thought we had strayed one step further from God's light, then I read that history and realized there never was a light.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 14:15 |
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There’s kinks, then there’s making at least 7 different people’s lives intertwined around you because you can’t just loving role play or whatever. It’s like trying to get kidnapped by ISIS because you’re really into BDSM.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 14:49 |
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See, this is what we get when we mock the redditors that don’t want kids.
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# ? Oct 28, 2021 15:03 |
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r/superstonk is getting to the top of r/all by promising riches. The plan is... quote:Ok so I saw your post on the top of r/All. I’m an Aussie with an iPad and a few dollars to my name. What steps do I take? Top replies: quote:You are the catalyst You have a winning way, so keep it Your future, your future, your future You are an angel heading for a land of sunshine And fortune us smiling upon you quote:1, Open a brokerage account - IBKR, Fidelity That's... it? quote:Unfortunately you are going to be a millionaire, and you’ll be buying whatever house you like for cash quote:G’day mate!
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 12:59 |
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It appears to me that the Gamestop / AMC / Memestock thing is basically a cult now? I mean, during the peak lockdown, before vaccine rollouts and whatnot, that was like two weeks of excitement but seems like people are legitimately carrying this forward, thinking that Gamestop will be the end of the economic system as we know or one share will be worth million???
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:03 |
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Looking at the stock it's been going steadily downhill since the end of august. Not sure what their plan is
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:25 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:Looking at the stock it's been going steadily downhill since the end of august. Not sure what their plan is Build maximum momentum before they hit the ramp
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:26 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:Looking at the stock it's been going steadily downhill since the end of august. Not sure what their plan is Buy high, sell low.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:28 |
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If someone is telling you they're going to make you rich, what they really mean is they need you as a pawn in their scheme to get rich themselves. Poor bastards.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:29 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:Looking at the stock it's been going steadily downhill since the end of august. Not sure what their plan is Their only plan is to make sure they're not the one holding the bag at the end 💎🙌🚀💯💯💯💯
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:39 |
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Goons are perpetually confused by bitcoin pump and dumps and the astroturfing campaigns that enable them.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:47 |
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The kids on Reddit are actually just stupid and nuts though
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 13:48 |
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elon musk makes a tweet with a moon and dog emoji ======down 1 pyramid level====== relatively smart redditors take it as a communication straight from the divine and buy immediately, then spread how easy it is to make money ======down 1 pyramid level====== cretins buy internet dog money and drive up the price further because elon christ told them to ======down 1 pyramid level====== goons post in the reddit thread ======down 1 pyramid level====== nevermind it doesnt go lower
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:40 |
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There was a point where they had a chance to do an internet-based pump and dump that would leave big finance companies holding the bag. It's not technically illegal to use a subreddit to pump a stock like using a TV channel would be. Then Robinhood illegally popped the bubble because they correctly calculated that the fines for doing so would be less than the amount of money their parent company was going to lose. At this point the Redditors are either trying to make someone's else hold the bag, or they're cargo cultists.
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 21:16 |
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Happy page 500. Let's celebrate it with a penis shaped cake. Posting my highly specific story on a very popular viral board using a throwaway account so my wife who uses Reddit doesn't find it.
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i thought this was a hackernews post for an embarrassingly long amount of time edit: I did a poll on fedi and of the 5 people so far to respond (it's way outside normal active hours for fedi), there's a 3:2 split in favour of hacker news lol alexandriao fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Oct 31, 2021 |
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