Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
Shout out to my main man stoli, Infowarrior of 2020. Keep it real.


Dont forget to get the x2 fluoride free toothpaste and super kriill oil.

My mans been up for 3 days shooting the super male vitality directly into his veins.

He can not be stopped!

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

Car wrap info cars are hilarious to me


e, it's dickclit pills

I thought this person was just bragging!


This has to be a fire hazard.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


DicktheCat posted:

This has to be a fire hazard.

More tire hazard I would think.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
And general 'can't see poo poo from the rear view mirror' hazard.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


SCAM-DEMIC

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
. oops

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

I'm so pro-life I want people to die of easily preventable diseases because gently caress you liberal.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






this car looks like it's melting

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011


This might be the one context in which truck nuts would actually be cool.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
Oh that's it, you've done it now. You're a democrat. You're a democrat! I'll democrat every last one of ya!

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

I read this in my head in the the voice and cadence of zefrank's True Animal Facts

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Wow there are some deep thoughts in there.

TACOMA'S ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

LOCALS ONLY gently caress OUT

What?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
was halloween display house crawling and saw a parked truck with I believe is a folded up gadsden flag

that's my story

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

YARIS GANG
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT EAT poo poo

I HATE THE FOLLOWING CARS: DODGE RAMS, CHODE RUNNERS, AND THE BIG MERCEDES BENZES THAT ARE PRETENDING TO BE JEEPS

EVERYONE CAN gently caress OFF
HONK AT YOUR LOCAL PERSON IN FRONT OF ME AT ANY GIVEN TIME ON THE ROAD

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




It's like 12 strokes at once.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Ventral EggSac posted:

YARIS GANG
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT EAT poo poo

I HATE THE FOLLOWING CARS: DODGE RAMS, CHODE RUNNERS, AND THE BIG MERCEDES BENZES THAT ARE PRETENDING TO BE JEEPS

EVERYONE CAN gently caress OFF
HONK AT YOUR LOCAL PERSON IN FRONT OF ME AT ANY GIVEN TIME ON THE ROAD

RIP MY ROBINS EGG BLUE YARIS

T boned by some jerk in a Ford Explorer who didn’t see the light. Drove into me so hard I hit into a third car

THANKS 4 THE STITCHES

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


S-slut?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


She's a woman of color with a degree of political power - she's either a slut or actually a man, obviously!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

RIP MY ROBINS EGG BLUE YARIS


After we test drove one, my ex and I decided that Yaris sounded so much like a word for ladybits that we used it that way for quite a while and it will forever make me think of that

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

The Bloop posted:

After we test drove one, my ex and I decided that Yaris sounded so much like a word for ladybits that we used it that way for quite a while and it will forever make me think of that

Yaris...


Yoni...


Yeah... Yeah, I can see that.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Treasonist. Why is this the part that drives me insane.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



President and only member probably. Also I want to know what a Jeep did to them in the past to deserve such hatred.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Treasonist. Why is this the part that drives me insane.

Because it’s pure Trump: deflect by accusing your opponent of your own crimes

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


That's traitorism!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Lol that a zonie is trying to act like people from California want to drive through Arizona

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Dixie rag and the pan African flag within that kind of proximity and dare I say it, it terrifies me

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Why do I have a feeling he has a very, very warped sense of what racism is?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Zil posted:

Why do I have a feeling he has a very, very warped sense of what racism is?

White lives matter

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


Terrorists and take.
Go Home Obama!
With you! desert strike end racism

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

It’s about history not hate :rolleyes:

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Brother Tadger posted:

It’s about history not hate :rolleyes:

I think you mean "heritage of hate."

e: I've been advised that the correct phrase is "heritage, not hate."

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



This reads like someone so apoplectic they can’t form complete sentences. Just spitting with rage. Bulging eyes and veins and a red face.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is very confusing flag/word messaging

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply