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Frank Frank posted:Look all I’m saying is that we probably shouldn’t rule out Garfield as a suspect just yet. Maybe someone didn’t love him and/or left him. It was a mistake to pardon him from the fork jail the first time it happened.
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When you die on set you get a guest spot on 7th Heaven?
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Failed unions along with you. 
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Oct 28, 2021 00:44
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kntfkr posted:is that a bedazzled necktie on a gold chain? Close, it's a metal tie necklace; the tie is about half the size of a real one. My sister had one like that in high school.
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Baldwin shot a cinematographer in Santa Fe Just to unionize
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Nathen definitely just sees celebacy as some kind of marketing tool. Don't worry! The cows in the big cow lasagna don't even gently caress! This is absolutely a huge concern consumers have.  He seems to think it's some kind of self-help, positive actualization thing where he's going to be just focused on his brand if he's #celibate. If he can focus on just his business it'll thrive! This is what you can achieve by not being a sex monster.
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Oct 28, 2021 06:36
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I guess selling lasagna to volcels is an untapped market, I give him credit for creativity.
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Oct 28, 2021 11:31
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I guess...... Meoooow!
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Oct 28, 2021 11:56
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the overlap in the Venn diagram between volcels and incels is where GARfield … EATS!!!
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Jesus Christ Nathen we get it you're celibate Where's our #farm2plate????
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Oct 28, 2021 13:09
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If I knew this man personally, or cared even a little about his well being, I would be extremely concerned right now ... mneowww!
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Oct 28, 2021 13:58
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:If I knew this man personally, or cared even a little about his well being, I would be extremely concerned right now ... mneowww!
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Oct 28, 2021 14:04
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My "I promise I'm not even interested in loving your food" marketing strategy is having lots of customers asking questions already answered by my marketing #mneowww
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Oct 28, 2021 14:12
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This might be happening as his followup to his "Society says this is okay!" freakout over Superman kissing a man. People reacted poorly to his reaction, and he did not like that. So now he wants everyone to know that, no, you all misunderstood, he It might also be happening for no good reason at all. It's really hard to know for sure... mneowwww!
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Oct 28, 2021 14:14
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Nathan Fielder needs to make a whole season of his show just with this guy - there's absolutely nothing he wouldn't be talked into doing Nathen For You
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Oct 28, 2021 14:17
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steinrokkan posted:My "I promise I'm not even interested in loving your food" marketing strategy is having lots of customers asking questions already answered by my marketing #mneowww Thank God he said orange sauce amirite? 
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Oct 28, 2021 14:27
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Whole lotta sex monsters ITT.
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Oct 28, 2021 14:45
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Jon Arbuckle Special Sauce
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if he doesn't want to have sex why should he care about what's sexy. can he not think of another word that's a compliment and an adjective?
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Oct 28, 2021 15:57
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Oct 28, 2021 15:58
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Proving how little I care about sex by talking about it constantly.
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Oct 28, 2021 16:03
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How is his photographer not just constantly laughing at him? I wonder if he somehow holds it all in and then goes home and just loses it.
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Oct 28, 2021 16:31
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"Be youself no matter what your sexual orientation is and just shutup and live life." Nathan might consider taking his own advice, mneowww!
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Oct 28, 2021 16:46
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Was it feeling species to thinking species, or the other way around? Maybe Nathen should just try to become some kind of automaton thing that exists via patterns and social programming or something.
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Oct 28, 2021 17:21
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Feeling he should feel up Garfield. Then thinking he should feel up Garfield. Then feeling up Garfield.
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Oct 28, 2021 17:43
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Ok the open mouth modified duckface expression is actually starting to annoy me at this point. Nathen since you read this thread please try something different.
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Oct 28, 2021 17:47
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It's so weird to me how he appears to be incapable of doing anything without filtering it through a lens of Branding(tm). He's like someone cast a spell on a business school marketing textbook and it came to life and assumed (semi-)human form.
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Loving the idea that he hired a professional photographer and went to a studio for a series of shots to be used as backgrounds for his voluntary celibacy meltdown
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Oct 28, 2021 17:57
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Apparently he was on some Twitch stream last week, for anyone brave enough to track this down. The still photos of Nathen are about all I can take. https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1452008675598651393
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Oct 28, 2021 18:08
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His writing style is honestly the weirdest thing to me. It's very different from his speaking voice and reminds me of like a Middle Eastern shopowner admonishing troublemakers to gtfo his store
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Knormal posted:Apparently he was on some Twitch stream last week, for anyone brave enough to track this down. The still photos of Nathen are about all I can take. Yeah alright, I've probably sat though worse e: Did we know there was a song or did I blank that out
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:His writing style is honestly the weirdest thing to me. It's very different from his speaking voice and reminds me of like a Middle Eastern shopowner admonishing troublemakers to gtfo his store I posted a thing a while back that I thought was Nathen but it turned out to be one of those aggregator sites that uses predictive AI. They were almost indistinguishable.
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I can't tell if they're regular viewers of this stream or here specifically for this, but the chat is actually active. e: they appear to be regulars. The Garfield eats song has been playing on a loop for 7 minutes. I've made a terrible mistake. Skipping ahead. The song has been on for 23 minutes. I love the song now and want to bathe in it's orange glory. 53 minutes, Nathen is here! He's broadcasting from his "country house" in...Markdale? Couldn't quite catch it. He goes there every other week apparently. GE is coming to grocery stores worldwide and will have the usual assortment of pizza, lasagna, burgers and "grass fed hot dogs." No more restaurants. He said gently caress  He doesn't know he's on twitch somehow. 204 viewers!He created the phrase "stay browsed" because "stay tuned" is antiquated and from the 50s or something. I will note that the streamer appears to be 100% sincere in being interested in what he's saying. Someone keep hitting him up through godaddy trying to sell him entergage.com. Which one of you is this? Physical copies of Arabiolosis are on pre-order on Amazon if anyone wants a souvenir. He actually sounds pretty normal so I don't think he's having an actual mental break. Thankfully something else came up so I'll skip around through the rest later and see if he says anything interesting, unless someone else wants to. It goes from roughly one hour in to an hour and 45.
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Insight 1 from the interview: Nathen "sold" an "ad agency" when he was 24, so clearly he's a bootstrapping fella who's hated for his drive and moxy E2: God, he's talking about being "celibate" - he's celibate, but, in his own words "very touchy" E: His constantly exasperated speaking style and being outraged that the world doesn't appreciate him enough is infuriating E3: Sure I bullied my employees, but trust me, they bullied me more back 
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Oct 28, 2021 19:02
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steinrokkan posted:God, he's talking about being "celibate" - he's celibate, but, in his own words "very touchy" Extremely on brand for Nathan
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sharknado slashfic posted:53 minutes, Nathen is here! He's broadcasting from his "country house" in...Markdale? Couldn't quite catch it. He goes there every other week apparently. Most likely he means Markham. It's like this semi-rich suburb of Toronto, assholes live there mostly. I understand it's also something of a tech hub.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:00
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Somehow after reading through every entergaging post in this thread the thing that still confuses me most is the "n" in "mneowww". Like, why?
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My first guess was that maybe it's a holdover from when he spoke Arabic more, but apparently their onomatopoeia is مُواَء which is approximately "muwaa". The only languages that think a cat sound starts with "mn" seem to be slavic. I can't remember if any part of his life story crossed paths with eastern europe but if so I guess that would explain "jikes" as well since they can use j for y. In summary, love mneow, feed mneow, don't leave mneow
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