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Bonked by the Horní police
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gently caress the police, surely.
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Oct 28, 2021 17:47
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:The lowliest mime is preferable to the greatest magician. Hard agree. Fuckin' card shufflers.
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Oct 28, 2021 18:12
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Oct 28, 2021 18:30
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That's my secret, I'm always poopin
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Oct 28, 2021 19:11
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Isn't this just a reverse cosplay of the forbidden meme?
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Oct 28, 2021 19:25
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Oct 28, 2021 19:25
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Abongination posted:He said something along the lines of "guys, always sit down to piss, otherwise you might just piss everywhere and it's better to just sit down" No joke, I started doing this about five years ago when I got tired of cleaning little piss spots off the toilet rim and floor. It is one modification to my life that I will never take back, and I am happy when I come across other dudes who do the same.
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Oct 28, 2021 19:33
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just face the toilet, squat over it and hang your dong on the seat. boom solved everyone's problem
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Oct 28, 2021 19:37
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Just lie down in a plank across the seat so your bits dangle straight down. Safest way and can't possible miss even if your meat is hard. The well endowed among us might even take a dip in the water when doing this so there's even less chance of missing.
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Oct 28, 2021 19:39
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bike tory posted:Just lie down in a plank across the seat so your bits dangle straight down. Safest way and can't possible miss even if your meat is hard. The well endowed among us might even take a dip in the water when doing this so there's even less chance of missing. i learned that technique in a restaurant many years ago
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Oct 28, 2021 19:40
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Oct 28, 2021 19:47
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Hell yes I'll take the rear end and 6 fat balls please
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Oct 28, 2021 20:00
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Idgi
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Oct 28, 2021 20:08
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The Bananana posted:Idgi She's a pants-pooper OP.
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Oct 28, 2021 20:11
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The Bananana posted:Idgi
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Oct 28, 2021 20:12
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Yeah most normal people who don’t know about her are going to assume it’s about an office shooting
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Oct 28, 2021 20:12
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theflyingexecutive posted:Yeah most normal people who don’t know about her are going to assume it’s about an office shooting we're probably not too far from her doing that so...
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Oct 28, 2021 20:24
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I once managed to sit down on a chair a good distance away from the toilet and arc my piss right into the bowl without spilling a drop. I was young and reckless and would not attempt such a feat today.
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Oct 28, 2021 20:28
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FreudianSlippers posted:I once managed to sit down on a chair a good distance away from the toilet and arc my piss right into the bowl without spilling a drop. Can confirm; I was there and watched every drop
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Oct 28, 2021 20:42
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LargeHadron posted:No joke, I started doing this about five years ago when I got tired of cleaning little piss spots off the toilet rim and floor. It is one modification to my life that I will never take back, and I am happy when I come across other dudes who do the same. High five, sitting pisser buddy. My wife was a tiny bit weirded out when I started, but not having pee splash all over is too good.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:29
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No idea why dudes piss while standing. There's like no advantage to it, only disadvantages. Its some weird toxic masculinity thing isn't it?
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Oct 28, 2021 21:34
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I've heard men in the midwest use 'sit down to piss' as an insult for other men and to imply they're gay.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:37
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Can't even touch your dick when pissing, that's gay. T-pose pissing all day long
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Oct 28, 2021 21:41
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Data Graham posted:Can't even touch your dick when pissing, that's gay. T-pose pissing all day long i hold my hands on my hips and do a lil dance while pissing
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Oct 28, 2021 21:43
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just kneel down before your porcelain god while your'e pissing
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Oct 28, 2021 21:44
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Shai-Hulud posted:No idea why dudes piss while standing. There's like no advantage to it, only disadvantages. Its some weird toxic masculinity thing isn't it? I sit while pissing at home (and laugh at midwesterners' insults) the advantage in a public restroom should be obvious
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Oct 28, 2021 21:44
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I stand while pooping. Yeah, it gets poop bits and water all over the seat and floor but at least no one will question my masculinity
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Oct 28, 2021 21:46
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Mauser posted:I stand while pooping. Yeah, it gets poop bits and water all over the seat and floor but at least no one will question my masculinity You should try running and lifting weights while pooping And probably eating raw meat and smoking a cigar as well
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Oct 28, 2021 21:47
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Shai-Hulud posted:No idea why dudes piss while standing. There's like no advantage to it, only disadvantages. Its some weird toxic masculinity thing isn't it? The only time I piss standing up these days is if I'm in the field or at a bar, and because of covid times, I haven't done either of those things for a long time. Once, I pissed off the side of a ~600m drop at an altitude of about 3900m. We had harnesses to our vehicles so we could work close to the edge, and we were just finishing up checking the cliff face (there was going to be construction below it and they needed an assessment of edge stability) and I took my chance to piss on the entire world. Highly recommended, if you get the chance.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:47
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But can you arc a turd into the toilet from three feet away when you have morning colon
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Oct 28, 2021 21:48
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The Bloop posted:I sit while pissing at home (and laugh at midwesterners' insults) Oh yeah. Pissing in public restrooms or out in nature or stuff like that, you do it standing up. Having a dick is a huge advantage in those situations. But on a normal toilet? Sit your rear end down! Feels good man!
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Oct 28, 2021 21:49
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i think pissing sitting down is something penis havers do when they start to realize having a toilet caked in urine stains is really gross, and also you don't have to clean a toilet as often if you're not constantly blasting piss spray all over it of course some never realize this simple life hack, or have toxic masculinity or something. i want pissing standing up to be special, like one of the few times a year i'm at a bar or pissing on a majestic tree also my non-penis having child kept trying to piss standing up during potty training and some household potty rules, no exceptions, were established with haste
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Oct 28, 2021 21:54
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I personally think its rude to force other people in your house to listen to you loudly piss I mean if you are alone or in a public bathroom then whatever, but a lot of places I've lived you could clearly hear if someone was pissing
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Oct 28, 2021 21:57
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https://i.imgur.com/kHdPdGq.mp4 There's sound.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:57
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Is pissing while standing like some new thing? Pretty sure dudes do it because we don't have to squat down and get partially undressed to not get piss all over ourselves.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:57
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Standing while peeing at a toilet is pure piss hubris that our dick fits through a fly.
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Oct 28, 2021 22:02
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Robobot posted:Is pissing while standing like some new thing? Pretty sure dudes do it because we don't have to squat down and get partially undressed to not get piss all over ourselves. No It's the new toxic masculinity The new tm just dropped and it's how you choose to go to the bathroom alone by yourself
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Oct 28, 2021 22:05
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Well personally I only piss and poo poo into diapers which I then microwave to sterilize, so all of this is foreign to me.
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Oct 28, 2021 22:11
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I piss while sitting, because I can post more that way.
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