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beginning to think this guy may be celibate
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Has anyone said "Celibate caliphate" yet?
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Oct 28, 2021 23:49
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Ara-diealone-sis
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Change from loving BEING into BEING
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Akratic Method posted:It's so weird to me how he appears to be incapable of doing anything without filtering it through a lens of Branding(tm). He's like someone cast a spell on a business school marketing textbook and it came to life and assumed (semi-)human form. Before the killer virus distracted everybody, they were trying to push this at my job, and my boss was telling me to "build my personal brand." It's so bizarre and feels gross and dehumanizing to me. azurite fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Oct 29, 2021 |
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Oct 29, 2021 02:43
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Why did Nathen have a problem with Superman being gay?
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Oct 29, 2021 02:50
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Why did Nathen have a problem with Superman being gay? it's not fair if he can't be gay
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Oct 29, 2021 02:53
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How long until we get celibacy branded big cow lasagne
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Oct 29, 2021 04:58
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if you leave mneow, you'll take away the biggest part of me
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Oct 29, 2021 05:30
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Love me, feed me, don’t touch me* *Private security will be present
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Oct 29, 2021 05:57
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EL BROMANCE posted:How long until we get celibacy branded big cow lasagne Please do not gently caress the lasagna.
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Oct 29, 2021 05:59
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Nathen should combine his two passions and make Garfield licensed male chastity devices
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Oct 29, 2021 05:59
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Those are called Garfield comics
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Oct 29, 2021 06:24
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kntfkr posted:Nathen should combine his two passions and make Garfield licensed male chastity devices 
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Ara-diealone-sis ahahahaha
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Oct 29, 2021 11:07
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I'm late to the Garfieldeats party but the izzzyzzz youtube video got me somewhat up to speed. From skimming the last several pages uh, I'm guessing she just covers the tip of the garfberg.
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blinkeve1826 posted:Somehow after reading through every entergaging post in this thread the thing that still confuses me most is the "n" in "mneowww". Like, why? M-neo-www. New Level Meow. Meow, but elevated. ... Mneowww!
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Oct 29, 2021 13:56
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Ara-diealone-sis
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Ara-diealone-sis 
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:M-neo-www.  So genius Nathan is master of neologisms
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Oct 29, 2021 16:06
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Spacedad posted:I'm late to the Garfieldeats party but the izzzyzzz youtube video got me somewhat up to speed. Yeah she barely even gets to scooby doo eats, which is now dead.
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Oct 29, 2021 16:36
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Spacedad posted:I'm late to the Garfieldeats party but the izzzyzzz youtube video got me somewhat up to speed. I have been here from the beginning somehow and it's a wild ride. Still can barely believe all the wild stuff that's come out of it. I thought this thread was going to get closed and goldmined over a year ago. I also cannot believe it's been over two years.
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Spacedad posted:I'm late to the Garfieldeats party but the izzzyzzz youtube video got me somewhat up to speed. I regret to inform you that you're legally required to read Arabiolosis now
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Oct 29, 2021 17:55
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TISSUES ALREADY COME IN A BOX 
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not to mention the machines at the tissue factories stagger the tissues in a very very precise way that has them folded over eachother slightly so that when you remove a tissue, it pulls out the one that's folded under it so it pops outta the box, ready to be grabbed. If you just toss tissues in there you'll be fishin' for tissues with nasty snot, jizz or mung hands and yuck you just ruined all the tissues.
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Oct 29, 2021 18:22
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All the packaging he wanted people to reuse is stuff that gets greasy just in the course of its normal intended use. Your tissues are going to absorb the grease. The whole thing will attract vermin. I guess Nathen's dream failed because of Dream Monsters like me who don't live in his paracosm 
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Oct 29, 2021 18:27
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:TISSUES ALREADY COME IN A BOX Yeah, but they aren't sauce flavored!
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Oct 29, 2021 18:56
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Escape From Noise posted:I thought this thread was going to get closed and goldmined over a year ago. I also cannot believe it's been over two years. lmao I just checked, first post was march 15th 2019 still fully entergaged here
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necroid posted:lmao I just checked, first post was march 15th 2019 I had to check midway through my post. I couldn't believe it myself.
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Oct 29, 2021 19:21
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I am fully entergorged
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Oct 29, 2021 20:09
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Plant MONSTER. posted:not to mention the machines at the tissue factories stagger the tissues in a very very precise way that has them folded over eachother slightly so that when you remove a tissue, it pulls out the one that's folded under it so it pops outta the box, ready to be grabbed. If you just toss tissues in there you'll be fishin' for tissues with nasty snot, jizz or mung hands and yuck you just ruined all the tissues. I think - but am not sure - he wanted people to wrap a box of tissues in the lasagna box, like one those bamboo tissue holders. Except made of the same cardboard as the tissue box itself... and greasy.
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Oct 29, 2021 20:16
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Clean tissue box holders are already dying. Sleek, slippery tissue boxes covered in lasagna grease are the way forward.
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Oct 29, 2021 20:18
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If you can smell the grease it means your covid is getting better, checkmate nerds
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Oct 29, 2021 20:21
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I'm sure having a lasagna box tissue holder would help with the celibacy though
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Oct 29, 2021 20:35
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Escape From Noise posted:Clean tissue box holders are already dying. Sleek, slippery tissue boxes covered in lasagna grease are the way forward. He's disrupting the tissue industry
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Oct 29, 2021 20:35
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CodfishCartographer posted:I'm sure having a lasagna box tissue holder would help with the celibacy though Au contraire, the lasagna residue is a handy impromptu lube for when things get steamy - steamy as one of our piping hot patented Garfield pizzas!
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Oct 29, 2021 20:37
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Grease Monsters are hurting young entrepreneurs with their negative posts, yet complicit Google (what happened to 'dont be evil'?  ) does nothing to censor them before they can appear on the forum. Mneowww!!!
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just say mno to sex
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