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God made Man in His image, for He is a Colossal dipshit.
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Oct 29, 2021 08:03
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- Karate Bastard
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A naked guy with a trombone running around the forest making motorcycle noises to scare off all the game.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Oct 29, 2021
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Oct 29, 2021 08:51
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- Karate Bastard
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These posts are unrelated.
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Oct 29, 2021 08:51
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- Karate Bastard
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Add "with a trombone" to anything to make it funnier.
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Oct 29, 2021 17:53
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- super sweet best pal
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Had a joke last night while I was half asleep and now I can't remember it.
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Oct 29, 2021 19:08
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- Karate Bastard
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Had a joke last night while I was half asleep with a trombone and now I can't remember it.
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Oct 29, 2021 23:19
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- Yinlock
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a sports announcer commentating on a mens mma match but consistently referring to the chest area with boob slang
and renaldo delivers a crushing right to thomas' titty
phillips needs to be careful here, his huge jugs have already taken a nasty kick from the previous match
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Oct 30, 2021 04:43
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Had a joke last night while I was half asleep and now I can't remember it.
I do this when I am high and I hate it so much
I have thought of so many threads, just absolutely incredible topics, novel bits... and by the time I get back to my desk? Poof. 
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Oct 30, 2021 07:33
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- Karate Bastard
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SC2 marines have no way to pick their nose?
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Oct 30, 2021 08:44
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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I do this when I am high and I hate it so much
I have thought of so many threads, just absolutely incredible topics, novel bits... and by the time I get back to my desk? Poof.
Pro tip , use a notes app
I have a shared notes page with a mate that we both out these thoughts into
Eg
Lethal masculinity
Integer underflow Strat to achieve immortality
Become a dracula and stand naked in front of a mirror and do a crap onto the floor so it looks like a turd appears from nowhere
Tactical moonwalking
"hey welcome to grog the caveman's YouTube channel, today I show you 4 tricks to play on friend while hunting for mammut"
Really dumb Black mirror episode where everyone wakes up with big tiddies
Live Action Akira slide fail *Wilhelm scream*
Mr Bean X Forrest Gump
Visual novel Haram anime in North Korean prison
Schrodinger's Dog dick, the superposition of nudity in the twilight series
Jaws porno parody
Time traveler comedy where they have a bank of Hitler clones to replace time travelers coming back in time to kill hitler, but there is a breach in the containment facility and 100-1000 Hitler's are unleashed unto WW2 era europe
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Oct 30, 2021 12:14
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- alnilam
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drat those are good
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Oct 30, 2021 14:15
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The woman looks out of her window and there's a man on the other end of the street staring at her. But then it turns out he was just waiting for a bus. Then she goes to the windows again and he's right in front of the window looking in and somehow still has a plausible excuse. This goes on an on and eventuall he's living with her and running errands. And his name is Stan.
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Oct 30, 2021 15:02
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- Finger Prince
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Why even use a notes app, just open Awful app and post ITT!
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Oct 30, 2021 16:53
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- Finger Prince
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Tactical moonwalking would make a good sketch.
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Oct 30, 2021 16:57
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Mr Bean x Forrest Gump just makes me think what if Forrest Gump was in Capt. E. Blackadder's trench during WW1. But I haven't contemplated whether this is funny or not.
e: Considering that they represent the polar extremes of cynacism and idealism it would probably be an obscenity.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Oct 30, 2021
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Oct 30, 2021 17:57
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- google THIS
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A romantic comedy but told from the perspective of the goofy best friend/flatmate
Hmm, he seems really nervous about this date. Time to give him some advice that is simultaneously off-the-wall, unhelpful, and frankly chauvinistic.
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Oct 30, 2021 18:13
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- google THIS
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I'm always up for a crazy scheme but I really, and I mean really don't think they allow what he has in mind at an airport anymore
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Oct 30, 2021 18:15
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- google THIS
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You know, one of my many weird fantasies is hooking up with Judy Greer and darned if her best friend doesn't look exactly like her
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Oct 30, 2021 18:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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What if the serpent in the garden of Eden was like a metaphor for a sperm or something?
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Oct 30, 2021 23:56
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- dracula vladdy AF
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a Vanity Fair video on youtube: Masturbation Expert Reviews Honking Off Scenes From Movies
[clip of matthew mcconaughey talking about jerking off in wolf of wall street]
okay well first of all this guy is no expert, this is something hollywood always gets wrong. it's a marathon not a race. not impressed with this at all
[clip from boogie nights]
that technique is called the owl's hoot. it was actually made up by the community to root out the people who don't really know anything. anyone who tells you they can do the owls hoot for real is a phony. it's shocking to see it in a major motion picture, obviously fake. not surprised this guy went on to make those stupid resident evil movies, they have all the same mistakes
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Oct 31, 2021 05:32
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One day when General Mills goes out of business I hope I remember to post "Now we are living in a Post Tupac and Bisquick wasteland  "
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Oct 31, 2021 11:00
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- Karate Bastard
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Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created?
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Oct 31, 2021 12:15
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The opposite of being Exceedingly Glad is being Scantily Glad.
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Oct 31, 2021 16:24
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- Karate Bastard
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I push my fingers into myyy....
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Oct 31, 2021 16:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sex Ed wishes he got as much sex as Mister Ed.
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Oct 31, 2021 19:43
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What do you call a sincere method to sew the edges of clothes? The earnest hemming way
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Oct 31, 2021 21:54
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I've had that joke rattling in my skull for a week now trying to make it work. Glad it made a few people groan
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Oct 31, 2021 22:56
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What do you call a sincere method to sew the edges of clothes? The earnest hemming way
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Nov 1, 2021 01:05
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- google THIS
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What do you call a sincere method to sew the edges of clothes? The earnest hemming way
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Nov 1, 2021 01:48
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- deep dish peat moss
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A trucker wowing all of the other truckers at the truck stop by converting to a 20-wheeler.
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Nov 1, 2021 04:22
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- deep dish peat moss
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Reading three "how to juggle" books at the same time by juggling them and then suddenly realizing you already know how
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Nov 1, 2021 04:23
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- deep dish peat moss
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An old-timey king being carried on a palanquin as heralds announce his arrival with trombones and tubas
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Nov 1, 2021 04:25
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- deep dish peat moss
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Ancient warriors meeting on the battlefield sporting boxing gloves
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