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really wish they hadn't taken down the 10 hour version of Theoden screaming DEATH over and over
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Oct 29, 2021 02:43
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It honestly would have been way better if they just named it "Meat" and waited for the dust to settle.
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Oct 29, 2021 02:52
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Metameat
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Oct 29, 2021 02:56
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Heathcliff wearing the Meta helmet
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Oct 29, 2021 03:01
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Shear Modulus posted:Metameat Vitameatametamin
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Oct 29, 2021 03:21
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Shear Modulus posted:no it's The Metaverse Forget it, Jake. It's the Metaverse.
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Oct 29, 2021 03:24
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does this mean my old rear end relatives are all going to be buying vr headsets to use meatbook because that would be awesome
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Oct 29, 2021 03:43
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80 year old agnes putting down her knitting to practice her alien isolation vr speedrun
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Oct 29, 2021 03:44
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uber_stoat posted:it's so much worse than the darkest dystopia science fiction. in dystopian fiction those with means have grand designs on power and influence w/r/t the future of humanity In reality Zuckerberg barely wanted to be in that video and probably asked "Hey if I show up for the video can I hide a bbq sauce in the background?"
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Oct 29, 2021 04:26
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uber_stoat posted:it's so much worse than the darkest dystopia science fiction. At least blade runner made hell look cool This poo poo is 
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Oct 29, 2021 04:34
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MLSM posted:At least blade runner made hell look cool I'm having an ok time tbh
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Oct 29, 2021 04:44
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I dont know what youre all complaining about, Carl Sagan made Meatverse sound pretty neat https://youtu.be/ZP7K9SycELA
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Oct 29, 2021 04:50
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Powered Descent posted:Vitameatametamin
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Oct 29, 2021 05:56
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camoseven posted:I'm having an ok time tbh it's still the same facebook horizon, still failing
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Oct 29, 2021 06:34
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Meatbook sounds like a pretty good name for a hookup app actually.
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Oct 29, 2021 07:03
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Aside from his many crimes, failings and evil deeds the worst thing about Zuckerberg is just that he is the most insufferable loving dork imaginable edit: a meta-dork if you will smellmycheese has issued a correction as of 07:27 on Oct 29, 2021 |
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Oct 29, 2021 07:17
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The Lone Badger posted:Meatbook sounds like a pretty good name for a hookup app actually. Facebook of Sex?!?
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Oct 29, 2021 07:41
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Using my mindlink to e-gently caress on Meta Meat
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Oct 29, 2021 07:43
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tokin opposition posted:Using my mindlink to e-gently caress on Meta Meat zuckerberg claims prima notca on everyone
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Oct 29, 2021 07:44
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Antonymous posted:in dystopian fiction those with means have grand designs on power and influence w/r/t the future of humanity This was my initial take too, but it turns out it's not the usual proof of life from the boss, he presented the entire hour plus keynote. The whole loving thing! If he wanted to make everyone feel like they were entering a new era he succeeded but in a more bodysnatchery way than intended.
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Oct 29, 2021 08:03
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tokin opposition posted:Using my mindlink to e-gently caress on Meta Meat Doppleing my Fingals all over like some stupid anteater 
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Oct 29, 2021 08:13
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cannot wait for my job interview in 2025 to be in a lovely ps home look alike
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Oct 29, 2021 08:31
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Honest Thief posted:cannot wait for my job interview in 2025 to be in a lovely ps home look alike You're gonna get judged for your avatar too. There is no right answer to this. If you make a boring human that pretty much looks like you then people will scoff at your lack of creativity. If you make a robot or a cat girl with glowing purple eyes people will scoff at you for being immature and attention seeking.
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Oct 29, 2021 08:39
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Shear Modulus posted:Metameat Tofu?
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Oct 29, 2021 08:43
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tokin opposition posted:Using my mindlink to e-gently caress on Meta Meat Meat Market: more than just a slang phrase
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Oct 29, 2021 08:55
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facebook should purchase tvtropes to really get this meta stuff down 
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Oct 29, 2021 09:01
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Facebook Aunt posted:You're gonna get judged for your avatar too. There is no right answer to this. If you make a boring human that pretty much looks like you then people will scoff at your lack of creativity. If you make a robot or a cat girl with glowing purple eyes people will scoff at you for being immature and attention seeking. complementing my colleague's avi with millennial AAVE because they own a purple shiny shard grinded from working OT
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Oct 29, 2021 09:03
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Honest Thief posted:complementing my colleague's avi with millennial AAVE because they own a purple shiny shard grinded from working OT gatcha raises, but you can also win avatar rare hats instead
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Oct 29, 2021 09:19
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Ruffian Price posted:yeah this is only dystopian with the assumption that facebook will somehow gain relevance after this it's going to own when this inevitably drives off all their "too old to learn a new internet" users and doesn't acquire any new ones
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Oct 29, 2021 11:46
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Shear Modulus posted:zuckerberg claims prima notca on everyone Myspace Tom wondering why nobody went for it when he tried this
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Oct 29, 2021 11:48
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endlessmonotony posted:Pyramids are next, right? There is no solution to JIT because the losses made now by shortages will be covered by the rising prices. Like prices are high now because there's no availability but they're not going back down once there is. Now that the market proved you could have a higher price point.
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Oct 29, 2021 12:37
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blatman posted:it's going to own when this inevitably drives off all their "too old to learn a new internet" users and doesn't acquire any new ones facebook knows it will only last as long as the boomers
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Oct 29, 2021 13:51
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Snapchat Is Fuelling Britain's Teen Murder Epidemic Kill social media before it kills you
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Oct 29, 2021 14:46
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The Sausages posted:Snapchat Is Fuelling Britain's Teen Murder Epidemic Eh, looks like it's more documenting the culture that arises in every underclass. quote:So much for the golden future, I can't even start
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Oct 29, 2021 15:03
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Facebook Aunt posted:You're gonna get judged for your avatar too. There is no right answer to this. If you make a boring human that pretty much looks like you then people will scoff at your lack of creativity. If you make a robot or a cat girl with glowing purple eyes people will scoff at you for being immature and attention seeking. But after a while people will get tired of doing the avatar judging themselves and they'll write a highly-sophisticated machine learning algorithm* to do it for them. * The algorithm will consist of a few hundred lines of python and will serve only to reinforce all of the programmer's own biases. Bugs and exploits in the lovely code (e.g. if your avatar is exactly 1023 pixels tall, an off-by-one bug means it always gets a top score on "cultural fit") will be regularly found and occasionally even patched. None of this will shake the faith of anyone using the algorithm, because it's an algorithm which means it can only produce objective, quantitative truth.
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Oct 29, 2021 16:09
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i feel like children killing children has been a thing popping up semi-regularly in the UK for a good while, like 30+ years idk if thats confirmation bias, maybe i just dont hear about other countries doing it?
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Oct 29, 2021 16:18
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Carthag Tuek posted:i feel like children killing children has been a thing popping up semi-regularly in the UK for a good while, like 30+ years It happens rarely all over Europe. Been a bunch of talk about it during quarantine as mental health services are extremely overcrowded.
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Oct 29, 2021 16:21
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Carthag Tuek posted:i feel like children killing children has been a thing popping up semi-regularly in the UK for a good while, like 30+ years the US has a storied tradition of child murder being perpetrated by children yes.
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Oct 29, 2021 17:21
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Laterite posted:Doppleing my Fingals all over like some stupid anteater mom my nuts
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Oct 29, 2021 17:24
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:the US has a storied tradition of child murder being perpetrated by children yes. "nothing could have been done to prevent this" etc
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Oct 29, 2021 17:44
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