[Biosphere Collapse] 420 days of blazin' it

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Paradoxish: Dec 19, 2003; Will you stop going crazy in there?

T-Paine posted:

wrap it up
https://twitter.com/AntoniaJuhasz/status/1453743570217807874

I mean this is all entirely correct. The only error is the implication that it's the consumers making the actual consumption choices.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:40

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:08

err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

How would you even get the world to cooperate and downscale oil production and use. It's in everything for everything. Any type of worthy restrictions would cause complete collapse of the world economy. Even if we did some type of planned multi-year phased withdrawal, I can imagine social unrest being catastrophic.

Of course we are going to get all of this eventually, it will all be too late and there just won't be cooperation or planning involved.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:55

Clever Moniker: Oct 29, 2007

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:02

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; I'm helping!

I take an antidepressant in a plastic capsule every day. That's probably bad, right?

err posted:

How would you even get the world to cooperate and downscale oil production and use. It's in everything for everything. Any type of worthy restrictions would cause complete collapse of the world economy. Even if we did some type of planned multi-year phased withdrawal, I can imagine social unrest being catastrophic.

Of course we are going to get all of this eventually, it will all be too late and there just won't be cooperation or planning involved.

The modern world is going to end one way or the other. We need a just collapse, not to keep going for another twenty years and then it's Oops! All Crops Have Failed!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:04

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

I wouldn't count on it

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:10

Rime: Nov 2, 2011; by Games Forum

LMAO the moratorium on new energy leases in the Gulf of Mexico, intended to block further O&G development, applies to Wind Farms. I'm dying.

No plans whatsoever in Canada in the next decade.

Barely 3GW of offshore planned on the West Coast by 2030.

Good poo poo, good poo poo. The LMAO's are real.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:11

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Rime posted:

LMAO the moratorium on new energy leases in the Gulf of Mexico, intended to block further O&G development, applies to Wind Farms. I'm dying.

what
lol

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:22

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Rime posted:

LMAO the moratorium on new energy leases in the Gulf of Mexico, intended to block further O&G development, applies to Wind Farms. I'm dying.

No plans whatsoever in Canada in the next decade.

Barely 3GW of offshore planned on the West Coast by 2030.

Good poo poo, good poo poo. The LMAO's are real.

energy is energy, Rime, it's only fair.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:40

Feral Integral: Jun 6, 2006; YOSPOS

Chamale posted:

I take an antidepressant in a plastic capsule every day. That's probably bad, right?

The modern world is going to end one way or the other. We need a just collapse, not to keep going for another twenty years and then it's Oops! All Crops Have Failed!

I think meds are contained in gelatin capsules, not plastic

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:57

IAMKOREA: Apr 21, 2007

Rime posted:

LMAO the moratorium on new energy leases in the Gulf of Mexico, intended to block further O&G development, applies to Wind Farms. I'm dying.

No plans whatsoever in Canada in the next decade.

Barely 3GW of offshore planned on the West Coast by 2030.

Good poo poo, good poo poo. The LMAO's are real.

Lol. Lmao

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:58

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:11

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Chamale posted:

I take an antidepressant in a plastic capsule every day. That's probably bad, right?

yeah thats bad cause your body cant digest plastic, so you're just making GBS threads your antidepressants out every day. get them in a gelatin capsule like everybody else

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:13

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; I'm helping!

Feral Integral posted:

I think meds are contained in gelatin capsules, not plastic

I looked it up, since I'm vegan, and apparently mine are ethylcellulose. Also the medication contains lac bugs welp. I need it to live more than I need chicken or whatever so I'll keep taking it

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:14

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Chamale posted:

I looked it up, since I'm vegan, and apparently mine are ethylcellulose. Also the medication contains lac bugs welp. I need it to live more than I need chicken or whatever so I'll keep taking it

eat the bugs, chamale

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:17

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:23

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Rime posted:

LMAO the moratorium on new energy leases in the Gulf of Mexico, intended to block further O&G development, applies to Wind Farms. I'm dying.

No plans whatsoever in Canada in the next decade.

Barely 3GW of offshore planned on the West Coast by 2030.

Good poo poo, good poo poo. The LMAO's are real.

got a source on the moratorium including wind farms? That�d be a particular lol because 2 weeks ago they announced a bunch of gulf coast wind leases.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:27

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Paradoxish posted:

I mean this is all entirely correct. The only error is the implication that it's the consumers making the actual consumption choices.

It's better that the guy frames is like other people are at fault,
because it makes people go, "no gently caress you. This is your fault. I loving hate sitting traffic."

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:32

Hexigrammus: May 22, 2006; Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

bagual posted:

Anyway came here to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie1X5t_7Zto

Tornados in the amazon

Future travel guides to include helpful phrases like holy poo poo / mierda santa and run you fuckers / corre folladores.

Also laugh out loud / re�r en voz alta.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:38

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:54

Hexigrammus: May 22, 2006; Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

MightyBigMinus posted:

https://thebulletin.org/2021/10/jellyfish-attack-nuclear-power-plant-again/

just fuckin lol

I know which side I'm betting on

I was going to write about jellyfish loving fjords/inlets/lochs and how they stratify and how it should be possible to place the cooling water intake well below the problem but I see the Inverness plant is on the coast of the North Sea so I have no idea what's going on here. Well done you slimy little bastards!

Rime posted:

LMAO the moratorium on new energy leases in the Gulf of Mexico, intended to block further O&G development, applies to Wind Farms. I'm dying.

No plans whatsoever in Canada in the next decade.

Barely 3GW of offshore planned on the West Coast by 2030.

Good poo poo, good poo poo. The LMAO's are real.

Oh god, I'm dying! (Along with the rest of the planet.)

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:57

kater: Nov 16, 2010

Chamale posted:

I take an antidepressant in a plastic capsule every day. That's probably bad, right?

The modern world is going to end one way or the other. We need a just collapse, not to keep going for another twenty years and then it's Oops! All Crops Have Failed!

I�m preeetty sure plastic capsules are bio plastic at least but duckin who knows it�s probably cheaper to supplement with oil somehow.

bio plastic is also the binder for gluten free bread and god knows what other food. what was in those 30% tuna subway sandwiches again?

oh I see I�m responding late to cellulose paranoia

# ? Oct 29, 2021 19:15

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

# ? Oct 29, 2021 19:42

Rectal Death Adept: Jun 20, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

i had an unexpected long commute today and NPR seemed really insistent that COPE26 or whatever is our last best hope

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:18

Complications: Jun 19, 2014

Rectal Death Adept posted:

i had an unexpected long commute today and NPR seemed really insistent that COPE26 or whatever is our last best hope

as paris before it, and kyoto before that

it too will be supplanted in its turn

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:26

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Rectal Death Adept posted:

i had an unexpected long commute today and NPR seemed really insistent that COPE26 or whatever is our last best hope

lol a bunch of old decrepit pedophiles meeting flying out to at comittees and events to gently caress children and self-congratulate themselves about considering the opportunities of the path forward to make progress toward the paris accords. or whatever dumb poo poo.

the future is just endless events and commitees of visibly-decaying elites

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:27

Lostconfused: Oct 1, 2008

Did this get posted already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIyKmqEdgR4

I guess the youtube algorithm figured me out.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:28

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Rectal Death Adept posted:

i had an unexpected long commute today and NPR seemed really insistent that COPE26 or whatever is our last best hope

like imagine you're an alcoholic with liver failure, and you still drink a handle or more a night.

the next new years resolution might be your best hope that you'll quit cold turkey and get your chit.

but the fact you're waiting til then to even decrease your drinking is why your friends arent as hopeful as you are.

whatever, who wants another round of shots to warm the belly?

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:28

God Hole: Mar 2, 2016

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

lmao

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:29

Raine: Apr 30, 2013; ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:32

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 24, 2006; "Della? Take a lid"

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:55

Basic Poster: May 11, 2015; Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Does anyone have the gif of the family driving away from a nuke with the dad laughing I there rearview? I have need of it.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:57

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:16

bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

Hexigrammus posted:

Future travel guides to include helpful phrases like holy poo poo / mierda santa and run you fuckers / corre folladores.

Also laugh out loud / re�r en voz alta.

1. portugu�s n�o � espanhol

2. what future travel lmao

# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:23

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Trabisnikof posted:

got a source on the moratorium including wind farms? That�d be a particular lol because 2 weeks ago they announced a bunch of gulf coast wind leases.

think about it tho. they dont want windfarms in the oil moratorium zone cause one day they will put oil platforms there.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:48

T-Paine: Dec 12, 2007; Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Trabisnikof posted:

like imagine you're an alcoholic with liver failure, and you still drink a handle or more a night.

the next new years resolution might be your best hope that you'll quit cold turkey and get your chit.

but the fact you're waiting til then to even decrease your drinking is why your friends arent as hopeful as you are.

whatever, who wants another round of shots to warm the belly?

Haha! What a weird and unfamiliar analogy I'm sure no one in this forum can relate to, least of all the gently caress me!! LOL

# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:49

Steely Dad: Jul 29, 2006

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

This genuinely does get funnier with every emptyquote and I wish it weren't too long to be a thread title

# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:31

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

T-Paine posted:

That they created the sprawl and incentivized automobile travel etc etc and are now blaming us for being forced to consume their products to stay alive has some real nice "stop hitting yourself" vibes

if we didn't want the oil and car companies to destroy public transportation 60 years ago we should have voted harder

# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:31

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Mola Yam posted:

so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement

this is modern art

# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:32

silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

https://twitter.com/borkwilly/status/1453957968441999376?s=20

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:08

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

https://twitter.com/GregStohr/status/1454165425411985412

seems bad but idk

vote?

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:10

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