Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Sherry Bahm posted:

Oh, really? Where were you and the X-men when the elephants and Tesla needed you, Cyclops?

He was lusting after / mercy killing the most dangerous 'phant in the Galaxy of course

From every quarter bin of the early 90's: Power Pachyderms #1

(That's actually an Elektra pastiche who is mind controlled into a vat of radioactive makeup by Clarinetto (Magneto, but plays a Clarinet) and the Cyclops pastiche sneezes the makeup off her to save her). I should delete this, because it's the least funny thing possible to write or see.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Oct 29, 2021

# ? Oct 29, 2021 00:10

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# ? May 21, 2024 17:19

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Sherry Bahm posted:

Oh, really? Where were you and the X-men when the elephants and Tesla needed you, Cyclops?

X-Men are like the last group you can call out for not showing up. What the gently caress did the Avengers or the F4 do about Genosha?

# ? Oct 29, 2021 00:13

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Skwirl posted:

X-Men are like the last group you can call out for not showing up. What the gently caress did the Avengers or the F4 do about Genosha?

Weren't the Avengers then forced to roster Beast for awhile until he did too many genocides himself?

How many times do you think Beast has just iced a herd of Elephants because he wanted ivory for some experiments?

# ? Oct 29, 2021 00:18

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
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Kalli posted:

He was lusting after / mercy killing the most dangerous 'phant in the Galaxy of course

From every quarter bin of the early 90's: Power Pachyderms #1

(That's actually an Elektra pastiche who is mind controlled into a vat of radioactive makeup by Clarinetto (Magneto, but plays a Clarinet) and the Cyclops pastiche sneezes the makeup off her to save her). I should delete this, because it's the least funny thing possible to write or see.

She's clarly not Rogue Elephant, she doesn't have the white streak in her hair.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 00:19

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Okay, for those not familiar with Nemesis the Warlock, Torquemada is the crazed, xenophobic leader of a future human empire. Candida is his ex-wife who went insane after (I think) the death of their kids. Nemesis has eased her mental health by posing as a wandering jongleur. Now that she's sane, Torquemada would like to re-marry. However, he is currently married to Sister Sturn...

It was originally in a 2000AD Special back in the early 90's but I found it in the 3rd Volume of The Complete Nemesis the Warlock.

I can't help but read the poor soldier's lines in anything but an over the top BBC Shakespeare voice. Its all a bit bleak, but "give it plenty of tongue" has stuck with me for nearly 30 years and still makes me giggle.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 00:28

Earthorn: Jul 18, 2012

Skwirl posted:

X-Men are like the last group you can call out for not showing up. What the gently caress did the Avengers or the F4 do about Genosha?

And krakoa has already successfully genocided at least once, in pursuit of their we-will-not-be-replaced agenda.

How does any of this fit in the funny panels thread?

# ? Oct 29, 2021 01:55

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

_{Assassination Classroom - Chapter 150}

# ? Oct 29, 2021 08:30

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Infinitum posted:

_{Assassination Classroom - Chapter 150}

Those are the most amateur railway bandits I've ever seen.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 11:17

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Superman #19 (1942)

The Defenders #51 (1977)

# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:51

Kevin Palpatine: Dec 20, 2017

Darthemed posted:

AND?!?

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:58

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

Not very funny but he says he uses controlled breathing and the air in the empty can to wait until the death trap drained its water

# ? Oct 29, 2021 18:06

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Kevin Palpatine posted:

AND?!?

Then he drained several more.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:16

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Push El Burrito posted:

Then he drained several more.

I too have done this maneuver before.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:40

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

It's not exactly a "funny panel" per se, but in the midst of all the heavy dramatic poo poo in Inferno #2 weird pouty crosseyed Kitty Pryde really sticks out

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:02

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

It's been a while since I've read the old Claremont stuff the last time Destiny was alive, is there a reason Kitty hates her specifically? Or is it just Kate going with Xavier over Mystique?

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:08

thetoughestbean: Apr 27, 2013; Keep On Shroomin

Skwirl posted:

It's been a while since I've read the old Claremont stuff the last time Destiny was alive, is there a reason Kitty hates her specifically? Or is it just Kate going with Xavier over Mystique?

Didn�t Destiny do the assassination that would have lead to the Days of Future Past?

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:09

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

thetoughestbean posted:

Didn�t Destiny do the assassination that would have lead to the Days of Future Past?

Maybe Mystique did it? I can't imagine Destiny doing it given what her powers are. Again it's been a while since I've read the relevant comics.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:13

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Skwirl posted:

Maybe Mystique did it? I can't imagine Destiny doing it given what her powers are. Again it's been a while since I've read the relevant comics.

The Brotherhood attacks (which Destiny is part of), but yeah it's Mystique who sneaks in to do the actual shot I'm pretty sure.

They weren't uh, subtle though

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kalli posted:

The Brotherhood attacks (which Destiny is part of), but yeah it's Mystique who sneaks in to do the actual shot I'm pretty sure.

They weren't uh, subtle though

Days of Future Past Destiny was loving bad at her job. Like 616 Moira should know this and realize she's bad at what she does. I think it's specifically she just hates Destiny.

They might be lying because they lied in X of Swords promos, but I'm looking forward to Blindfold coming back and Legion also being around and then I just thought of Blindfold and Destiny interacting and realizing Blindfold is literally a second blind precog and I've never thought about that before.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Oct 30, 2021

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:24

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Skwirl posted:

Days of Future Past Destiny was loving bad at her job.

As I recall they end up getting arrested (minus Mystique), then Rogue steals Carol's powers, those two try to break them out of prison, but only manage to get Destiny out.

Then they fought Rom the Spaceknight and that convinced Rogue to go join the X-men which pissed Mystique off enough to break everyone out of prison and go work for the government as Freedom Force.

So maybe she was just thinking really far ahead on how to get a decent pension.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:30

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kalli posted:

As I recall they end up getting arrested (minus Mystique), then Rogue steals Carol's powers, those two try to break them out of prison, but only manage to get Destiny out.

Then they fought Rom the Spaceknight and that convinced Rogue to go join the X-men which pissed Mystique off enough to break everyone out of prison and go work for the government as Freedom Force.

So maybe she was just thinking really far ahead on how to get a decent pension.

Destiny can't see into other universes, so she went along with a plan that has mutant concentration camps as it's direct result

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:33

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Kalli posted:

The Brotherhood attacks (which Destiny is part of), but yeah it's Mystique who sneaks in to do the actual shot I'm pretty sure.

They weren't uh, subtle though

i'm glad they shrunk down destiny's egghead helmet for inferno

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:35

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

site posted:

i'm glad they shrunk down destiny's egghead helmet for inferno

Having only ever seen old drawings of her I was shocked when she had a normal shaped head in Inferno. Like, I thought behind the mask/helmet she just had a huge noggin.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:10

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

"For we all know what the first cro-magnon did to the last neanderthal!"

I'm pretty sure the current consensus is "sweet sweet love" for that one.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 04:01

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

TwoPair posted:

Having only ever seen old drawings of her I was shocked when she had a normal shaped head in Inferno. Like, I thought behind the mask/helmet she just had a huge noggin.

tbh when i first saw her in inferno 1 i thought the whole costume was bad but now that I've seen that old panel I'll at least accept one that is less bad

# ? Oct 30, 2021 04:03

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Bruceski posted:

"For we all know what the first cro-magnon did to the last neanderthal!"

I'm pretty sure the current consensus is "sweet sweet love" for that one.

I thought it was "Nothing, because they were both in existence together for a substantial period of time and therefore the first cro-magnon died of old age or whatever well before the last neanderthal was born"

# ? Oct 30, 2021 04:19

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Zereth posted:

I thought it was "Nothing, because they were both in existence together for a substantial period of time and therefore the first cro-magnon died of old age or whatever well before the last neanderthal was born"

Well yeah, that too.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 04:45

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Zereth posted:

I thought it was "Nothing, because they were both in existence together for a substantial period of time and therefore the first cro-magnon died of old age or whatever well before the last neanderthal was born"

Sounds like someone didn't read Anthro.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 04:45

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

Kalli posted:

The Brotherhood attacks (which Destiny is part of), but yeah it's Mystique who sneaks in to do the actual shot I'm pretty sure.

They weren't uh, subtle though

Nah it was Destiny, because Future Kate (in 13 year old Kitty's body) phases through her and disrupts her precognition by being from the future.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 05:11

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

just gotta kiss my vulnerable young self. so innocent, so untouched. and i'm in her and she's me.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 05:23

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Ghostlight posted:

just gotta kiss my vulnerable young self. so innocent, so untouched. and i'm in her and she's me.

as long as you make deadline mr byrne.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 05:23

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.