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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

Purrmaid

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Catfi-


Ok yeah that's better

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




My laptop's functionality on most days.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
It's the day before Halloween and the cats are having trouble. Sound on for all of these.

https://i.imgur.com/tLLLyQ3.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/i9rNTP0.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Uah83sc.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/DffENxv.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/XyCoJwn.mp4

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qztzsuJft11y54s2v.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

The Moon Monster posted:

Is there a name for the phenomenon where the people who are the most worried about public restrooms being disgusting are the most responsible for public restrooms being disgusting? Crapper's Conundrum or something?

Tragedy of the commode.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
My sister had a terrific cat who was at least part Maine Coon and she trilled like this all the time. It was adorable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpf63NyPEQc

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Ooh yeah. We had one of those too. My mom referred to it as “chirruping”

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Fishing for piranha, the smart way.

https://i.imgur.com/xDLnf1P.mp4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Fishing for piranha, the smart way.

https://i.imgur.com/xDLnf1P.mp4

Now reverse it.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Paladinus posted:

Now reverse it.

Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i
Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

So one you have a boat full of piranhas, what's the next step?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



1. Boat full of pirahnas
2. ????????
3. Profit!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Putt up to the dock, "Piranhas, get your piranhas"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
There's enough billionaires these days for there to be pretty solid demand for piranha tanks under catwalks with no rails in their lairs, he's just supplying the market.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The Lone Badger posted:

So one you have a boat full of piranhas, what's the next step?

Eat em, they're delicious! I caught a few when I was fishing in south america, and we prepared them a bunch of different ways. Tasted great.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

The Lone Badger posted:

So one you have a boat full of piranhas, what's the next step?

Throw them at your enemies!

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Who is this and/or how does it relate to the top statement?

Osmosisch
Sep 9, 2007

I shall make everyone look like me! Then when they trick each other, they will say "oh that Coyote, he is the smartest one, he can even trick the great Coyote."



Grimey Drawer

Beachcomber posted:

Who is this and/or how does it relate to the top statement?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811995&pagenumber=2788&perpage=40&userid=0#post518831107

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If it's not made out of actual soldiers that's loving expensive sausage.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Brexit Britain innit

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


love sausages, hate the poor, simple as

if you don't like it, leave!! :crylaughing:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

OwlFancier posted:

If it's not made out of actual soldiers that's loving expensive sausage.

It memorializes wartime shortages, so it's made of sawdust and gristle

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Made from real British soldiers. :britain:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


well that’s reassuring, i have jaw problems so it’s good to know they won’t be too tough

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Gotta be a German Sausage just for lols

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016

I have heard these are the würst

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Incredibly jealous of people who never saw Kent State Gun Girl's massive poo poo that snaked its way through her panties to cover her like a blanket

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



how do they know it's from the battle of bitain?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Goon Boots posted:

how do they know it's from the battle of bitain?

They used a grinder to give it a short blitz.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Incredibly jealous of people who never saw Kent State Gun Girl's massive poo poo that snaked its way through her panties to cover her like a blanket

Not everyone shares the same fetishes as you :shrug:

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

jesus WEP posted:

well that’s reassuring, i have jaw problems so it’s good to know they won’t be too tough

:ibadpop:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Every time I read that my brain tries to parse it, but before it finishes, the other half of my brain just quietly says “No.”

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

jesus WEP posted:

well that’s reassuring, i have jaw problems so it’s good to know they won’t be too tough

lmao

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It memorializes wartime shortages, so it's made of sawdust and gristle

So just regular British sausage then?

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
It is absolutely a thing for British chuds to latch onto our sausages as a bizarre source of national pride. I got a sausagemaking kit as a christmas present once and the old couple in the tutorial video kept on saying "and that's how you make a proper BRITISH sausage", as if to caution the viewer against sullying their soverign meat-grinder with decadent European fripperies such as meat, and flavour.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Whybird posted:

It is absolutely a thing for British chuds to latch onto our sausages as a bizarre source of national pride. I got a sausagemaking kit as a christmas present once and the old couple in the tutorial video kept on saying "and that's how you make a proper BRITISH sausage", as if to caution the viewer against sullying their soverign meat-grinder with decadent European fripperies such as meat, and flavour.

I don't know why, but the idea of British people being super nationalist is so quaint to me.

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Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

KillHour posted:

I don't know why, but the idea of British people being super nationalist is so quaint to me.

When everything sucks, sometimes the only way to stay sane is to convince yourself that actually this poo poo sandwich you're eating is delicious filet steak, and it's everybody else who is wrong.

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