Emi Sakura Promotions Thread: There Is No God Here

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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
	Akki
	Mei-chan
	Sakura-san
	Anton
	Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
	Yunamon

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

control the wrist control the man

wrist control into the Fujiwara arm bar!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:48

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 05:06

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Ref� do something!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:48

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Man they are taking out chies arms

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:49

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

what a great hold from Mei

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:50

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

goblin mode activated

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:51

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

chie's strikes looking really good with akki's selling

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:53

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

There�s still power in those arms

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:53

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

YES YES

this lock!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:56

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Where did hagane go? Also that�s a cool looking sub

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:57

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Hagane and Chie are attacking both legs instead of focusing on one leg

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:58

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

which will be stiffer Hagane/Akki or Kingston/Danielson

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:59

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Damnit rampage time

# ? Oct 30, 2021 02:59

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

drat they're usually so good with their avoiding rampage timings. I blame the slow sponsor section.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:01

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

the height on that wall kick off!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:02

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

BIG BIG BOOT EXCHANGE

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:06

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

these strikes are so loud

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:08

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

whomp

whomp

whomp

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:08

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

NEVER STRIKE A GOBLIN'S FACE.

Ya get bit

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:09

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

what's it going to take!!!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:10

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

keep on fighting Mei!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:10

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Chie tried so hard but Mei got to the edge!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:12

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

holy poo poo I think she dived off the window pane

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:14

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Best Bros retain

fantastic effort from Chie

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:15

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Heartbroken. Crying Chie is such a tough visual to see

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:17

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I don�t know who can beat the best bros

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:18

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

I don�t know who can beat the best bros

The biggest booking problem for ChocoPro at the moment. But after this I can believe Egg Tarts.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:23

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

fez_machine posted:

which will be stiffer Hagane/Akki or Kingston/Danielson

It was the Mei / Chie forearm exchange. Also, watching those two matches on split-screen was intense.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:23

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Starting to feel a little like they're repeatedly yanking the football away from Chie. She's ready for a high profile win in ChocoPro.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 13:37

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

yeah, lulu pencil would at least get some success in tag matches while they ran the story of her getting her first pinfall but I don't get this constant disappointment thing for Chie

# ? Oct 30, 2021 14:05

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

DJExile posted:

yeah, lulu pencil would at least get some success in tag matches while they ran the story of her getting her first pinfall but I don't get this constant disappointment thing for Chie

This is fairly typical Sakuraist booking though.

Chie isn't losing any more than the rest of the 4th generation, she might even be doing better. The fact that she's positioned to maybe have a big upset win says how high Emi/Masa is on her.

According to Cagematch the loss percentages for each of the 4th gen this year are:

Chie: 76.7%

Sayaka: 80.8%

Otoki: 80.5%

Sayuri: 71.4%

Lulu: 90.7%

Rin Rin: 85.7%

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Oct 30, 2021

# ? Oct 30, 2021 14:25

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

gently caress YOU BEST BROS

# ? Oct 30, 2021 17:29

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

ok i finished the rest of the episode and this is a must-watch Janken, start to finish

# ? Oct 30, 2021 17:36

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Chie marking out during the Janken finals was amazing.

# ? Oct 31, 2021 00:34

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #169: NICE! THIS SHOULD BE A FUN ONE! HALLOWEEN THEMED SPECIAL EPISODE
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match guide for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

quote:

Terrifying Tag Bout!

CDK (Masa Takanashi & Chris Brookes) VS Antonio Honda & Shin Suzuki

CDK! CDK! CDK! Calamari Drunken Kings (Chris Brookes & Masa Takanashi) are back in Ichigaya once again. This drunken pair of unruly hooligans make their dastardly return to take part in the Halloween Special! While Chris Brookes has been one of the regular stars of the promotion (even winning MVP for a season) Masa Takanashi has only recently returned from injury. He's been making up for lost time by putting in hard work and consistently great matches! Chris is making big moves elsewhere: the Tsundere Submission Specialist even challenged for the top title DDT! Chris is really awesome, have you seen his clothing line? Death By Roll-Up! Those long limbs and devious tactics lead to some of the coolest wrestling you'll find in the world. Masa on the other hand is mostly back into the swing of things, but he's already proven why he is a pillar of DDT and Gatoh Move! That swaying style, the speed of his counters, his over the top antics! He's honestly one of the most fun wrestlers to watch in a promotion full of entertaining characters. More people need to utilize his style! They're both great...maybe that is why they are Kings? Expect the usual lot of natural synergy and eye catching combinations. They'll need all that and more if they're going to survive the madness that awaits them...

Antonio Honda is unpredictable in a normal situation, but on Halloween he has even more prop comedy potential! While he might joke his way into getting his opponents to let their guard down, Anton is still a very real threat. He has one of the best singles records in ChocoPro, after all! This is primarily due to the fact he can bend the rules of both Ichigaya and reality. Also, the refs generally do nothing. Did I mention that he has an ancient fox spirit sealed within him that often comes out for violent mischief? He's a living ghost story! This story teller has a knack for Halloween, so his presence alone will make this match memorable. His partner is the returning Shin Suzuki! The bearer of the Black Heart emoji teaches children at the Heat Up dojo, where he also wrestles. His warm personality fits well with the general vibe of Ichigaya...and honestly, dealing with kids comes in handy in this den of goblins and hooligans! Much like many of the reccuring guests for the online promotion, he has appeared across a wide variety of the Japanese independent scene. In his last appearance, his unique personality and athletic prowess endeared him to the audience quickly... and this wild Halloween match should be a great second test for him!

The Mystery Halloween Rumble

Every Halloween, Chaos Rules!

Another Rumble in Ichigaya! Costumes, Chaos, and Creatures from various forms of media! Last year saw a Gundam get murdered by Snow White, a Tropical Harley Quinn, an Indian Samurai, and a Little Red Riding Hood who stole your heart and vanished before your very eyes! Not to mention the giant piece of Sushi. So many twists and turns! Ichigaya is known for the goblins present on a regular show. Imagine the nightmares they will bring to a Halloween Costume Festival! What makes this a Rumble? Delayed entry, Brawling, and Window-based eliminations, of course! Say Hallooooween!

Watch live on Youtube for free
HERE

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# ? Oct 31, 2021 00:57

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

lmao
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1454615389875343361

# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:09

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

STARTO

Chris Brookes as ???

Masa as Winnie the Pooh

lol!

Shin as Masa

Antonio as Emi

# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:10

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

wow Lulu is here???!!

Sayaka is Lulu

Chie is a clockwork anime thing?

Mei is a neko (a Haruna Neko?)

Obi is Rocky

Yunamon is a wall or a grey thing?

Otoki is Freddie Krueger

Sayuri is a very flattering vampire

Chris is in the pencil army

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Oct 31, 2021

# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:32

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Chie has suspicions

# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:34

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

ok the real pencil army is here

# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:42

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 05:06

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

into the box with you mei!

# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:43

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