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Nidoking
Jan 27, 2009

I fought the lava, and the lava won.
Can't decide between 1 then 3, or 3 then 1. But I think we should do those in some order.

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That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
Cast summon bones on Sebastian then 4. Become a God

quote:

You click on the giant version of Sebastian's body to cast Summon Bones. You pull the following buff: You cast ENDURE. Sebastian seems to know what you are doing: the moment you cast ENDURE the slab covering the staircase vanishes, and the stairs emerge. The arch at the end leads to the staircase you want.

You are not sure what just happened, but you try to become a God:

Swim + Swim

Endurance + Endurance

Intimidation + Intimidation

Shoot + Shoot

Impress + Impres

Useful + Useful

You pick up your journal to cast Magic Spell, but suddenly a skeleton arms rises up from the ground and begins attacking you. You barely avoid the attack, but you lose concentration, and the spell ends. You walk away, taking the Bomb with you to lighten the load.

You have gained enough Experience to gain a new level! Your new class is [Assassin] Sebastian, which grants you:

[Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]

A neat new stat table!

You can now also use up to 5 at once!

You walk through the arch, and when you stand at the top you see the portal. The only thing that you need to do now is to go through the portal. You touch the door handle. It is cold, and it's not moving. You feel around the door.

You find a chair on the other side. You sit down, you place Sebastian on the chair and you rest, exhausted.

The portal is dark, and you can't see anything. You go down. You need to find a way through the pyramid. You move down the corridor, noticing that the door is now behind you. You find yourself in a huge room. A section of the floor tiles has crumbled. You can see water lapping on the edges.

YOU:
1.
Simply explore the whole map. You can travel at 3mph.

2. Look around the map for the portal. It's a secret door, open it.

3. Take the steps down and close the door behind you.

4. Climb back up the steps to your left. The path is like that, you have to be careful, there are traps.

5. When you reach the room on the other side of the hallway you have found the portal, click on it.

6. Wait for the process to end. Once it's finished, you are in the ancient fortress.

7. Something huge is coming out of the portal, and it looks like a cloud, with a spiral, but also a human face.

??? the Master Barbarian (Lv 1.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 1)

Attributes
  • Wisdom 11[+1]
  • Luck 6
  • Charisma 6
  • Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
  • Swim 1[+1]
  • Athletics 0
  • Endurance 10[+1]
  • Health 10
  • Stamina 15
  • Stamina Recovery 10
  • Determination 1[+1]
  • Desperation 1[+1]
  • Honor 1[+1]
  • Shoot 1[+1]
  • Impress 1[+1]
  • Useful 1[+1]
Special Skills
  • Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
  • ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
  • Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
  • [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
Backpack
  • A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
  • A miniature full moon
  • A Rune
  • A familiar sabre
  • A Bomb
Quest Journal
  • Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
  • Discover what happened to the doctor.
  • Find the Great Pyramyd. It is the destination of your journey. ✓
  • Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
NOTE: we have left the body of the giant version of Sebastian on a chair, but we gained a Bomb.
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That Italian Guy fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Oct 31, 2021

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would choose 2, which feels like it would also naturally lead to 7

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
5 Click on it

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

1. You didn't dump all those points into endurance and stamina for no reason, shake a leg.

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep
I say Option 1 and apply our very effective, yet average walking pace. We should have this place mapped in no time.

Blastinus
Feb 28, 2010

Time to try my luck
:rolldice:
Crap.
#1. Let's power walk our way through the whole map.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender
4. Check for traps. Always check for traps.

BraveLittleToaster
May 5, 2019
#1. A little walk won't kill us.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


This room-by-room style is getting tedious. Let's simply explore the whole map. 1.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



We summoned bones and a skeletal arm came to attack us, maybe this spell comes with a hidden cost? :ohdear:

Anyways, 7.

Black Robe
Sep 12, 2017

Generic Magic User


This looks like a sequence rather than a pick-one, so Start with step one.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
1. Simply explore the whole map. You can travel at 3mph.

quote:

You decide the best way to procede is to simply explore the whole map. The Great Pyramid is made of stone that is 600 miles across and you can travel at 3mph, so no matter how long it takes, you will have an epic look at every nook and cranny.

You reach the end of the hallway. You have entered a cave. You go inside and get immersed into an adventure.

You are in an underground lake. You are in a boat on a lake. The scene before you is not like anything you have ever seen before. The water is red and your boat is a giant claw. You see sharks lurking.

This is the adventure that will change the world. This is the adventure that will tear it apart, or bring it together.

Who are you, and what are you doing here? Your Journal still has a blank space where your name should be; your name, of course, is Mantis. What's wrong, Ma'am?

You become the richest woman in the world and now, you come to Egypt to rescue your brother. You have been seen.

Ah, it's just my pet monkey, said the Rat. He's not my pet. I bought him when he was a baby and I gave him to him when he grew up. The rat is just making fun of me. Ma'am, don't worry. We're going to get through this in no time.

You walked through the pyramid , but you do not feel very surprised. Why?

Here is a box of crystals! You open it, and it's full of crystals! You are intrigued by this box. You have the chance to examine them closely, but before you do that, YOU:
1.
Pick up ALL of the Jewelry.

2. Steal the sacred Amulet.

3. Take the Amulet to an ancient ruined temple.

4. Find the legendary treasure.

5. Submit it as an addon.

6. Apply the correct mod to YOUR game and enjoy the adventure.

Mantis the Master Barbarian (Lv 1.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 1)

Attributes
  • Wisdom 11[+1]
  • Luck 6
  • Charisma 6
  • Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
  • Swim 1[+1]
  • Athletics 0
  • Endurance 10[+1]
  • Health 10
  • Stamina 15
  • Stamina Recovery 10
  • Determination 1[+1]
  • Desperation 1[+1]
  • Honor 1[+1]
  • Shoot 1[+1]
  • Impress 1[+1]
  • Useful 1[+1]
Special Skills
  • Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
  • ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
  • Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
  • [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
Backpack
  • A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
  • A miniature full moon
  • A Rune
  • A familiar sabre
  • A Bomb
Quest Journal
  • Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
  • Discover what happened to the doctor.
  • Find the Great Pyramyd. It is the destination of your journey. ✓
  • Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
3 the amulet belongs in a museum temple

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Slaan posted:

3 the amulet belongs in a museum temple

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
we need to figure out how to increase honor imo

BraveLittleToaster
May 5, 2019
1. Leave no valuable objects behind.

Black Robe
Sep 12, 2017

Generic Magic User


We're now the richest woman in the world, so we don't need loot any more. 3, take the shiny to a temple, what could go wrong.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



3

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


1. Pick up ALL of the Jewelry.

The first rule of adventures is always be looting.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

I heard that the "Missing Objects" are only missing because the developers neglected to add them to the game world. Try option 6 and see if that spawns them in.

Blastinus
Feb 28, 2010

Time to try my luck
:rolldice:
Crap.
Ah man, it's one of those lame Monty Haul-type adventures where there's just treasure sitting everywhere. We need to pick Option #6 and add some challenge hacks to our campaign.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
3. Take the Amulet to an ancient ruined temple.

quote:

You examine the crystals - there is an Amulet in there! You recognize it: it is one of your older ones! You had it in the past, and now it is back in your possession.

You feel the Amulet in your hand and you remember what you used to do with it: you used to play with it, just like any other kid.

But no, you're not a kid anymore. You are a fighter. You're strong. You can do anything.

And now it's time to use the Amulet.

Now the Amulet is in your hands and your journey begins...you start to navigate the Great Pyramid, looking for the ruined temple where the Amulet must be placed.

You have been moving for a while now, but you don't see anything special. You turn around and see the face of a huge unknown creature on a wall. The only thing that it is doing is to stand there, grinning at you!

You are travelling again, but this time you are travelling faster. In fact, you are moving fast enough to see things move! In the distance, you see a shape that is a lot bigger than you expect it to be.

A huge wing! A monster! You are going to have to move really fast to avoid the wing! The Monster moves towards you and the ground gets higher.

YOU:
1.
Move to the right (above the monster)

2.Acquire Vision (looking at the wing)

3. Hurl Energy Sphere

4. Hurl Missiles

5. Hurl Energy Cloud

6. Shoot Missiles

7. Block Attacks

8. Equip your weapon

9. Your health goes down very fast

10. Dodge enemy attacks

11.Halt the Monster

12. Advance the Amulet to "Z".

13. You come in and you realize that there is something very wrong.

Mantis the Master Barbarian (Lv 1.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 1)

Attributes
  • Wisdom 11[+1]
  • Luck 6
  • Charisma 6
  • Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
  • Swim 1[+1]
  • Athletics 0
  • Endurance 10[+1]
  • Health 10
  • Stamina 15
  • Stamina Recovery 10
  • Determination 1[+1]
  • Desperation 1[+1]
  • Honor 1[+1]
  • Shoot 1[+1]
  • Impress 1[+1]
  • Useful 1[+1]
Special Skills
  • Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
  • ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
  • Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
  • [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
Backpack
  • A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
  • A miniature full moon
  • A Rune
  • A familiar sabre
  • A Bomb
  • You old Amulet
Quest Journal
  • Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
  • Discover what happened to the doctor.
  • Find the Great Pyramyd. It is the destination of your journey. ✓
  • Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
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BraveLittleToaster
May 5, 2019
A wing! A ferocious beast indeed.

Option 1. It surely can’t see or hit us if we move above it and stick to its right.

Black Robe
Sep 12, 2017

Generic Magic User


12. Advance to Z. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 of your local currency.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Option 9. Seems the most realistic.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender
8. Equip your weapon. It's time to fight, this doesn't look like something which can be outrun.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



See things with your eyes! 2.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



12

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
2 the wing is the weak spot

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Advancing that amulet can only do something good, 12

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep
Option 12: Activate the amulet's hidden Z powers!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
8

Master barbarian cmon

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
12. Advance the Amulet to "Z".
8. Equip your weapon
2.Acquire Vision (looking at the wing)

quote:

You advance the Amulet to "Z"; then you equip your trusty Saber and fix your gaze on the wing! The deadly wing swings down towards you, but you slash the wings with your sword! The monster is wounded!

The Monster is hurt! And the wing is no more...but there is still something ahead...

It's the Fire Throne! You rush to the Fire Throne.

The Fire Throne explodes, and when it does, the Wing falls and takes the Fire Throne with it! You don't hesitate: you grab the Fire Throne and use it to warm up the Amulet.

Oh my, it's cold now, said Ma'am. Let's go!

You push open the door and enter the Lost City. You can still see the Fire Throne on the other side of the room.

This is the quest you are doing: you are looking for the Fire Throne. That was an easy quest! You have enough experience point to level up and gain the ability to glide.

You can now use the special ability which allows you to make a weapon.

You have stumbled onto a burial chamber! You must look at the markings on the walls.

In ancient Egypt, there was no concept of time. Everything happened at once.

What do you see?

The Great Pyramid is one of the largest structures in the world, and the oldest pyramid on Earth. It is 5,000 years old.

There is one keyhole, and the Wall of Time.

The writings on the walls reveal that the Fire Throne was originally located somewhere on the Great Pyramid. The Great Pyramid sits on the border of two worlds: the physical and the spiritual. You have arrived at an almost inaccessible place.

You are on the border between two worlds. In this place, you have no idea who you are, what you are doing, or what's going to happen. But first you decide to use your new ability to make this weapon:
1.
Sword, Katana

2. Bow, Rifle

3. Spear, Dart

4. Axe, Staff

5. Dagger, Smallsword

6. Mace, Shield

7. Bow, Dual Blade

8. Bow, Shotgun

9. Staff, Staff

10. Spear, Mace

With your level up, YOU also gained the following bonus to your Attributes (pick one):
A.
Attribute

B. Ability

C. SPECIAL Thanks To: N-Tec for creating their site and the entire concept of this game.

D. Combat Ability

E. Mediocre Facepalm

Thanks to Infinite Cellar for the help with the names of all items in this game!

F. Amulet

G. Additional Wisdom

H. Physical Defence

I. Magic Defence

J. Undead

K. Prayer

L. L

Mantis the Master Barbarian (Lv 2.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 1)

Attributes
  • Wisdom 11[+1]
  • Luck 6
  • Charisma 6
  • Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
  • Swim 1[+1]
  • Athletics 0
  • Endurance 10[+1]
  • Health 10
  • Stamina 15
  • Stamina Recovery 10
  • Determination 1[+1]
  • Desperation 1[+1]
  • Honor 1[+1]
  • Shoot 1[+1]
  • Impress 1[+1]
  • Useful 1[+1]
Special Skills
  • Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
  • ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
  • Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
  • [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
  • Glide
  • You can now use the special ability which allows you to make a weapon.
Backpack
  • A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
  • A miniature full moon
  • A Rune
  • A familiar sabre
  • A Bomb
  • Your old Amulet (warm)
Quest Journal
  • Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
  • Discover what happened to the doctor.
  • Find the Great Pyramyd. It is the destination of your journey. ✓
  • Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
  • Find the ruined temple where the Amulet must be placed.
  • Find the Fire Throne. ✓
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BraveLittleToaster
May 5, 2019
Option 8, hell yeah we're taking the shotgun and bow or shotgun bow.

Also, continue minmaxing, Option H

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
4L

Arzaac
Jan 2, 2020


8D. Shotgun Bow sounds sick as hell, and I assume more combat ability lets us use it better.

Not that we're probably gonna use any of our attributes in this godforsaken game, but still.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i have a feeling we need to increase L

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


8 Shotgun bow all the way

Increasing our mediocre facepalm is tempting but, i guess we might need L more

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tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
8 Shogtgun Bow E Mediocre Facepalm

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