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I’m going to say mneowww to sex and backwards crawl out of the room to hide my entergorgement
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:I’m going to say mneowww to sex and backwards crawl out of the room to hide my entergorgement Plz stop being obsessed with sex. Much secxyier to be celibate. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Oct 30, 2021 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Plz stop being obsessed with sex. Mich secxyier to be celibate. It's a It's a It's a It's a Sin
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Oct 30, 2021 07:19
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What is an orgasm? A miserable pile of entergagements.
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Oct 30, 2021 07:29
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Love me, Feed me, Degrease me.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:13
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I wasn’t aware Garfield even had a catchphrase, and I still don’t think he does How is don’t leave me any better than never leave me? It’s still a negative command.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:I wasn’t aware Garfield even had a catchphrase, and I still don’t think he does Garfield is basically famous for a catchphrase. Just not the one Nathen uses.
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Oct 30, 2021 14:38
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Hating Mondays? I always considered that more of an ethos
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Oct 30, 2021 14:40
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call me, beep me, if you wanna feed me
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CodfishCartographer posted:I'm sure having a lasagna box tissue holder would help with the celibacy though After you have sex with the lasagna flip the box over for tissues. Easy cleanup!
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Hating Mondays? I always considered that more of an ethos "I hate Mondays" -Garfield
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I'm just so tired of all these Garf wars
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Empty Sandwich posted:I'm just so tired of all these Garf wars You know I had the titular line?
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Seth Pecksniff posted:After you have sex with the lasagna flip the box over for tissues. Easy cleanup! He should've pushed the idea that it can be re-used as a litter box. Still a lovely idea but would've made more sense!
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steinrokkan posted:Live in sin, or gain entrance into the kingdom of Garf. Your choice. And again I say unto you, It is easier for Garfield to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God, and keep in mind that Garfield is fat.
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Oct 30, 2021 15:36
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does drinking dog cum count as sex
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Feline Mind Meld posted:does drinking dog cum count as sex don't worry, you're still a virgin
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Feline Mind Meld posted:does drinking dog cum count as sex Depends on how you obtained it
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Oct 31, 2021 03:12
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By New Years he will be leaking a porn tape of him/someone in the suit
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Oct 31, 2021 03:21
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Now I am become Garfield, destroyer of sex.
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Oct 31, 2021 04:08
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Also “worth $14000” to who exactly?
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Frank Frank posted:Also “worth $14000” to who exactly? $14,000 is probably what Nathen’s dad paid for it.
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a $14000 fursuit to NOT have sex in 
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Has anyone considered that this man might just be an extremely dedicated performance artist?
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gently caress SNEEP posted:a $14000 fursuit to NOT have sex in Saves on cleaning bills
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Vinny Possum posted:Has anyone considered that this man might just be an extremely dedicated performance artist? Garf'33
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Oct 31, 2021 05:43
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So he's really the mascot? Which he also owns? So he owns himself?
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Pretty sure Garfield has a girlfriend
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Elephant Ambush posted:So he owns himself? He's been owning himself for years.
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Oct 31, 2021 07:19
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:He's been owning himself for years. 
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:I wasn’t aware Garfield even had a catchphrase, and I still don’t think he does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjvYmE9B4V4
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Sherbert Hoover posted:don't worry, you're still a virgin poo poo I'm gonna have a big cow, man
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If Nathen had devoted his insanity to reviving this version of Garfield I'd be all for it.
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Oct 31, 2021 08:24
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Love me, feed me... AND BECOME ME!
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love me feed me kiss me kill me
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:I wasn’t aware Garfield even had a catchphrase, and I still don’t think he does https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1454539199613394946?t=a1rQr8ITw3XThoQC183KMQ&s=19 Garfcel: Love me, feed me, don't touch me
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ah yes, Nathan has a mastery of all of the Garf’s classic catchphrases #ihatemondays #donttouchme #whowanttheylasugnussyate #arabiolosis
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#book
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