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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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as the demiurge feeds exclusively on schadenfreude, this attack is enormously effective

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Fly Ricky
May 7, 2009

The Wine Taster
With private companies now having the tech to get into space, it’s only a matter of time until regular Joes are up there seeing poo poo that NASA has been cutting feeds of for decades.

Their hands are tied, some form of disclosure is necessary to soften the blow and to try to save face.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Fly Ricky posted:

With private companies now having the tech to get into space, it’s only a matter of time until regular Joes are up there seeing poo poo that NASA has been cutting feeds of for decades.

Their hands are tied, some form of disclosure is necessary to soften the blow and to try to save face.

This was my hope too, so I actually asked the Serious Space Thread and they replied a tweet from Elon where he says aliens are real lol

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Inspector Hound posted:

This was my hope too, so I actually asked the Serious Space Thread and they replied a tweet from Elon where he says aliens are real lol

Part of me thinks the only way we will get "disclosure" is if Elon Musk gets a UAP pic/video from from his spaceship and flippantly tweets it out

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

:toxx: there are already private ships that surpass the x-37b

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

hello. has the disclosure happened yet?

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


The Saucer Hovers posted:

:toxx: there are already private ships that surpass the x-37b

we already know that what they're working on in africa is the missing piece, a weapon to surpass metal gear

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

check back tomorrow

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

my bony fealty posted:

hello. has the disclosure happened yet?

Dunno, maybe? A lot of weird poo poo either way the last couple days

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

my bony fealty posted:

hello. has the disclosure happened yet?

the true disclosure is the books we sold along the way

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
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my bony fealty posted:

hello. has the disclosure happened yet?

no but the warp drive paper is in a serious journal now

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Fly Ricky posted:

With private companies now having the tech to get into space, it’s only a matter of time until regular Joes are up there seeing poo poo that NASA has been cutting feeds of for decades.

Their hands are tied, some form of disclosure is necessary to soften the blow and to try to save face.

that would be amazing

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Hodgepodge posted:

no but the warp drive paper is in a serious journal now

is it somewhere I can read yet?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


deezclosure

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
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my bony fealty posted:

is it somewhere I can read yet?

someone will probably have the arvix (i think?) link. not sure if it's identical.

here's the journal link if you have academic access or something:

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1361-6382/abe692

e: this might be it?

https://arxiv.org/abs/2006.07125

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

im all for spooky bird poo poo so hurray for condor parthenogenesis

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1454863484118777856

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


:tinylue: with the jokes

https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1454827057322479620

:vince:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

"Lol"

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

hes gonna find one of tony rosenthals cubes and work some Black Stone/Saturnalia into his tight five

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Lue is kinda ripped huh

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

He's ripped in the traditional US special forces way, too, by never doing legs.

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



:tinylue: is crack pinging, soon he will not just "lol" but also "lmao"

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
Reading this thread, then reading other threads about how goons are planning to flee North America when Fascism really kicks off. Just a little problem with that, the fascists will be birds with tech we can't understand, with humans willingly joining them cause they're wrapped in the flag & carrying the cross.

My question is this: To where?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


anjali will introduce us to the friendly birds they will protect us

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
lol :hmmyes:

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Pontificating rear end posted:

Part of me thinks the only way we will get "disclosure" is if Elon Musk gets a UAP pic/video from from his spaceship and flippantly tweets it out

grimes being an op would be the least surprising thing ever tbh

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

im sorry to keep bringing this up its never not going to be funny that we are seriously stuck with "warp bubble" nomenclature because of rear admiral stephens and babalu ricky

Think Less
Dec 29, 2016

pancake rabbit posted:

grimes being an op would be the least surprising thing ever tbh
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3824732&pagenumber=36&perpage=40&userid=0#post518246886

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Fly Ricky posted:

With private companies now having the tech to get into space, it’s only a matter of time until regular Joes are up there seeing poo poo that NASA has been cutting feeds of for decades.

Their hands are tied, some form of disclosure is necessary to soften the blow and to try to save face.

Elon and Jeff Bezos will cover up all the info about aliens when it turns out the Greys are pro-union.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



yeah life's too short to be reading that

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

The good alien contact experiences are done by union saucer craft crews.

The hosed up abduction experiences, cattle mutilations, and probings were all done by scabs.

Think Less
Dec 29, 2016

Bilirubin posted:

yeah life's too short to be reading that

Its a doozy

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





lmao

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Think Less posted:

Its a doozy

Its a psychotic break

The Vinja Ninja
Mar 16, 2006

Sometimes, time beats you.

Bilirubin posted:

Its a psychotic break

I thought it was Twilight fanfiction.
But with aliens, and Elon musk instead of vampires in forks.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

It's kinda like the immaculate conception but with Elon Musk and a cyber baby

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
Now THAT'S a goon project!

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Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

A bird wanted to make contact with me just now. On a related note, I’m in awe of how good the cameras are on modern iPhones.

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