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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I kind of like hang-dong guy in the narrow context of dropping on the table to counteract/even out against cheescake models with boob plate, stripper heels, chainmail G-string etc. "Oh we're objectifying motherfuckers in this game? Check out the hog on this guy."

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
He honestly looks so pleased and cheerful.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
It comes with different hand options, how come no circumcision options?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Screaming Idiot posted:

He honestly looks so pleased and cheerful.

Wouldn’t you?

Springfield Fatts
May 24, 2010
Pillbug

Why go through all this effort and then render him scowling instead of with the look of glee he actually has?

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Springfield Fatts posted:

Why go through all this effort and then render him scowling instead of with the look of glee he actually has?

100% that wasn't sculpted so much as someone just jammed 3 pre-existing STLs together.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Wouldn’t you?

To be fair, it's a lot more inconvenient IRL since toilet water is really cold and gross.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Spanish Manlove posted:

It comes with different hand options, how come no circumcision options?

He is supposed to be a barbarian, isn't he?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
If you're good with an xacto you could become an amateur mohel for miniatures

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

I don't think this is an official Disney licensed product, Ali Express.



AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Nov 1, 2021

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

spacer girls make due

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
They didn't even bother to sculpt that figure to look anything like Daisy Ridley. Her face is just a standard "vaguely Asian anime woman"

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!

AliExpress can auto-detect "nipples through clothing" but not "camel toe"? The vague close-up seems to show her nipples aren't out.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


AndyElusive posted:

I don't think this is an official Disney licensed product, Ali Express.





What possible situation could have led to her sitting on BB-8 with this pose

Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


You know the answer

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's better than a washing machine.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Spanish Manlove posted:

i'm going to get this and modify him to have a really tiny wiener

People don't usually set out to create content for this thread but I salute you regardless.

I actually like the naked Barbarian, would never buy it but he has a ton of character. I can see him displaying his own merchandise at a slave auction or something.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I actually have the non-naked version of that barb somewhere

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Moola posted:

I actually have the non-naked version of that barb somewhere

Prude.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



The FLGS I work for is running a painting contest for a figure with anatomically correct balls and for some reason a drilled-out butthole.

We actually paid a guy on the clock to greenstuff over what was going on under his loincloth to provide both "anatomically correct" and "censored" versions.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's where you put the optional flight stand.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

goatface posted:

That's where you put the optional flight stand.

Theres some amazing 3d printed fart smoke trails.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Ah, the famed 101st bean assault division...

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes
Speaking of beans, not exactly a miniature but miniatures adjacent.



For a mere $125 you can have your very own set of baked bean dice

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bucnasti posted:

Speaking of beans, not exactly a miniature but miniatures adjacent.



For a mere $125 you can have your very own set of baked bean dice

I'm *rolls a 1 on bean dice* ... finkin' bout.... dose... b..
b... bees?

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Is it strange that my first thought wasn't "Why beans?" but "Why make dice that unreadable?"

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'm *rolls a 1 on bean dice* ... finkin' bout.... dose... b..
b... bees?

"You are thinkin about those" *rolls dice* "Michael Biehns"

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


PoptartsNinja posted:

Is it strange that my first thought wasn't "Why beans?" but "Why make dice that unreadable?"

Yeah I hate novelty dice that you can't read. If I have to finger them like they're braille I might as well get out a set of deaf/blind slappers and use those instead.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Rrrrollll that beautiful bean skill check.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007
Here's a video of a guy making ramen dice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsiXG-1xVpI

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Mutant Headcrab posted:

Here's a video of a guy making ramen dice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsiXG-1xVpI

At least that’s dry from the beginning.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Kwyndig posted:

Yeah I hate novelty dice that you can't read. If I have to finger them like they're braille I might as well get out a set of deaf/blind slappers and use those instead.

Crush bright red crayon into it like it's the 80's. Bonus points, if you roll them on a hard surface, some of the it will fall out.

Bean dust.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
here's some lovely models that hopefully just need some quick air blown on their banner

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
That's the worst poo poo: when you get all excited and didn't catch that little detail.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Spanish Manlove posted:

That's the worst poo poo: when you get all excited and didn't catch that little detail.

I recently bought a magnifying glass/desk lamp for painting when its dark, and it owns but... my god the cat hair

sasha_d3ath
Jun 3, 2016

Ban-thing the man-things.

Okay gently caress, Tribute is my lovely white girl karaoke jam, I might need these.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

It's a good thing these guys are in the relatively harmless mini's business and not something dangerous like selling asbestos diapers because that is some salesmanship right there.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING



Oldhammer blood bowl snotling maybe?

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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
perfect teeth!

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