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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I do not understand the Cincinnati Bengals.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

ulmont posted:

This is more of a small/stupid questions thread thing but basically your options are a) drive it, b) pay someone to drive it, c) have it shipped. Frankly I’d suggest option a).

if you do ship it, carsandbids.com has a list of good shippers you can peruse.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I do not understand the Cincinnati Bengals.

Has anyone?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Fate Accomplice posted:

Meanwhile the top 10 QBs wrist flick it much faster.

... right into the arms of a waiting db

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



So when the Chiefs lose to the Giants tonight and the Packers next week does that mean the Raiders are somehow the best team in the AFC West???

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1455160465043202048

Ugh that sucks.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Bellmaker posted:

So when the Chiefs lose to the Giants tonight and the Packers next week does that mean the Raiders are somehow the best team in the AFC West???

Yes

Blitz of 404 Error fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Nov 1, 2021

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Derrick Henry is a complete joy to watch and this upsets me more than it should.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
it was john wick

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1454887592491577349

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Man that sucks for Henry.

Brutal for the AFC South too, Titans have a 3 game lead and 4 games against the Texans, Jaguars and Dolphins left, so still have a pretty easy road to 10 wins.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The AFC’s #1 seed is gonna have 6 losses or some poo poo.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You really think the Pats are gonna drop two more games?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Btw, NFL trade deadline is tomorrow. Maybe a bunch of players get moved for the first time ever!

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

I always get Larry Johnson dropping off of a cliff vibes when it comes to RBs and foot injuries. That sucks.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

LiquidFriend posted:

I always get Larry Johnson dropping off of a cliff vibes when it comes to RBs and foot injuries. That sucks.

Hopefully Henry doesn't end up with Larry's brain soup.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

mcmagic posted:

Hopefully Henry doesn't end up with Larry's brain soup.
So far it looks promising in that department.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Can we ban sports writers from using the phrase "rumors swirling around ..."? I think I've read it in 3 separate articles this morning from 3 separate writers.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



AFC Playoff Picture

1. 6-2 Titans
2. 5-2 Raiders
3. 5-2 Ravens
4. 5-2 Bills
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5. 5-3 Bengals
6. 4-3 Steelers
7. 4-3 Chargers
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8. 4-4 Patriots
9. 4-4 Browns
10. 4-4 Broncos
11. 3-4 Chiefs
12. 3-5 Colts
13. 2-5 Jets
14. 1-6 Jaguars
15. 1-7 Texans
16. 1-7 Dolphins

NFC:

1. 7-1 Packers
2. 7-1 Cardinals
3. 6-1 Cowboys
4. 6-2 Buccaneers
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5. 7-1 Rams
6. 5-2 Saints
7. 4-4 Panthers
-----------
8. 3-4 Vikings
9. 3-4 49ers
10. 3-4 Falcons
11. 3-5 Eagles
12. 3-5 Seahawks
13. 3-5 Bears
14. 2-5 Giants
15. 2-6 Football Team
16. 0-8 Lions

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
The NFC 7th seed is an absolute ritual sacrifice and it could be anyone other than the Lions

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Me a week ago: lol the nfc south is utter garbage
Me now: the nfc south is sending three teams to the playoffs and is thus the best division in the nfc

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

really queer Christmas posted:

Me a week ago: lol the nfc south is utter garbage
Me now: the nfc south is sending three teams to the playoffs and is thus the best division in the nfc

You were right both times.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

really queer Christmas posted:

Me a week ago: lol the nfc south is utter garbage
Me now: the nfc south is sending three teams to the playoffs and is thus the best division in the nfc

Well one wild card is coming out of the west. The other two, yeah both can somehow come out of the south.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Chargers at Raiders first round sounds like a good time to me

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://twitter.com/LukeBraunNFL/status/1455027799027163140?s=20

Barudak
May 7, 2007

really queer Christmas posted:

Me a week ago: lol the nfc south is utter garbage
Me now: the nfc south is sending three teams to the playoffs and is thus the best division in the nfc

Don't make me tap the NFC South Sign

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Chucktesla posted:

Chargers at Raiders first round sounds like a good time to me

Yes but the Raiders at this point could be getting the bye soooo let’s say divisional round :unsmigghh:

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Nov 1, 2021

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

really queer Christmas posted:

Me a week ago: lol the nfc south is utter garbage
Me now: the nfc south is sending three teams to the playoffs and is thus the best division in the nfc

:hmmyes:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Do agents normally lead revolts against coaches? This seems unorthodox.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SKULL.GIF posted:

Do agents normally lead revolts against coaches? This seems unorthodox.

Not out in the open but I’d be surprised if it didn’t happen behind the scenes all the time.

Peppers agent was the one that got him out of Charlotte, for example.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


SKULL.GIF posted:

Do agents normally lead revolts against coaches? This seems unorthodox.

Not publicly like this but that's it

He's right to do it tbh

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mr. Nice! posted:

Lamb isn't even wearing his jersey untucked - it's too short for him. He starts with it tucked and stretching for catches causes it to untuck. If you've ever tried to tuck a jersey (or any shirt) into shorts while wearing football catching gloves, it's next to impossible.

Dude's got a long-rear end trunk. Just a lot of torso there to cover, I think he needs a special-cut jersey where they add like three inches to the bottom.

What's weird is I feel like I see stuff like that happening all the time to all kinds of players. I had no idea you could get fined for that.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

SKULL.GIF posted:

Do agents normally lead revolts against coaches? This seems unorthodox.

Yes he's the perfect guy to do that so the player doesn't have to

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Kirk Cousins, speech delivered August 9, 2032 in Canton, Ohio posted:

These were the dark times, when you didn't like that.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/1455203171307909123

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

The vikings seemed to forget that Dalvin Cook is actually good and they got the most traction when they had him take the rock a bunch to balance out that wack rear end passing attack. Cousins doesnt need to be throwing it more than. 25-28 times a game. Why not build the offense around cook who is best offensive player on the team

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

The AFC seems way more balanced, while the NFC is super lopsided. I look at the top 11 of the AFC, and I feel like any of those teams could beat each other. Then I look at the NFC and anyone past 6 is just hopeless.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

EmbryoSteve posted:

The vikings seemed to forget that Dalvin Cook is actually good and they got the most traction when they had him take the rock a bunch to balance out that wack rear end passing attack. Cousins doesnt need to be throwing it more than. 25-28 times a game. Why not build the offense around cook who is best offensive player on the team

Building a team around a running back isn't the best idea. See the Carolina Panthers.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
So uh

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1455209342534361100?s=21

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1455209342534361100

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Bengals could really use a dedicated pass rusher. On a similar note I'd like to win the lottery without entering.

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