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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Math nerd: "Mmmmm yes, here are seventeen pages of proofs showing that 2+2 = 4 this is the True Science."

I calmly place two balls next to two other balls. I study their beautiful simplicity for a moment before shoving the nerd off the cliff we are standing on.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Why bother with math after the invention of calculators?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/tatiilange/status/1453965539919810567?s=21

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


The Nobel urban legend is about the mathematician Emmy Noether, and is not true.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

MokBa posted:

What are you talking about? Cops make a pretty decent living.

They're not paid for the killing specifically, it's more of a hobby.

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

The Lone Badger posted:

They're not paid for the killing specifically, it's more of a hobby.
They get paid leave for doing it, it's practically a bonus.

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1454499076242907139

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/AndrewProjDent/status/1454443270088560643

OnlyBans
Sep 21, 2021

by sebmojo

I dunno. There is a lot of beauty to things like e to the i pi plus one equals zero. That's a nice bunch of immediately recognizable constants.

I also like how various constants pop up everywhere. Like the universe doesn't operate in base 10 (why would it) so little corrections need to be applied to our way of counting. It can be easy to go all pomo and talk about creating reality via perception and stuff which works for most of life but those little bits that creep in at the edges can be exciting and humbling.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
i just like that the sum of the first n odd numbers is equal to n2

and it's extra fun deriving that from the formula that gives you the sum of the first n integers

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 06:22 on Oct 31, 2021

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
sorry, no, that all sucks, you don't see writers marveling at the elegance of the order of the alphabet, because the alphabet serves a purpose. get math outta here

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

Forgot to make the cursor backwards when it obstructs the camera: 0/10.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"idk where :transpride: is but people from there sure know a lot about fallout: new vegas"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Deep Glove Bruno posted:

sorry, no, that all sucks, you don't see writers marveling at the elegance of the order of the alphabet, because the alphabet serves a purpose. get math outta here

Would you believe that I know a guy who sings a song about the order of the alphabet?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/kapebeansies/status/1454619742812073988?t=orpyGdLgwtIZEfbbQB4KOQ&s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/brokeymcpoverty/status/1454220810562977797?s=20

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1427724374010966025

https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/1454854894712770562

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Top tier

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/makeupaguy/status/1454876673116045312

https://twitter.com/pilotviruet/status/1454825195378823173

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/harrislynn/status/1454954707290574854?s=20

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 00:38 on Nov 1, 2021

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/1454938289006338049?s=21

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/1454958321086177281

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/eyeballslicer/status/1443285037030510600

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


https://twitter.com/DebraWexler_/status/1454968403106672642?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/therealfstl1992/status/1454962694013038595

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/zuza_real/status/1454919363212062722

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

That's funnier than anything he's done in his comic for a drat long time.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/drilbot_neo/status/1455021036441935878

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1455171423006232580

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007


da share my wife and heath bar z0ne

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


This thread is a thing of glory and you want to read all of it. https://twitter.com/garius/status/1455144876719452169

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/1455174674363654144

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


gently caress is spooky tweet season over

https://twitter.com/gothspiderbitch/status/1454435099672469505

https://twitter.com/giorgos999666/status/1455124049173139456

https://twitter.com/Bonesdrawstuff/status/1454279025799667716

ok back to normal i guess

https://twitter.com/webjedi/status/1454280210078072835

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/1454950179543523330

https://twitter.com/moyix/status/1454517482966986754

https://twitter.com/bubblekittea/status/1454877163270950917

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/machtackle/status/1455196815503077383?s=20

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1455180510418907149?s=20

Wonder how long before he notices other people pulling on that cord along the wall.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I clicked through to OPs feed and I cannot tell if this is a parody account or not

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Killingyouguy! posted:

I clicked through to OPs feed and I cannot tell if this is a parody account or not

Who, Greg Kelly? It's a parody account in the sense that he is basically a parody of a human being, yes.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1454655223989895174

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/crocodilethumbs/status/1454848599058227200?s=21

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