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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Treginald.
Tregory.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Tre(c)gber(h)t

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Lady Disdain posted:

A lot of these names are obviously stupid, but Treg doesn't even feel like a name to me. It feels incomplete somehow.

Tregory, maybe?

E: f, b

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
TREGDOOOOORRRRRR

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Male Tears posted:

Tregory, maybe?

E: f, b

Ser Tregor Gregrane

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Tregor Mendel?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Steel McBroom

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

rodbeard posted:

Steel McBroom

Metropolis's sexiest janitor.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

rodbeard posted:

Steel McBroom

A cousin of Steely McBeam.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


One of the authors of this paper I'm reading is named Jimmy Stalin.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I read a book written by one Rollo Appleyard, which might be one of the most Dickensian names in history.

Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 23:33 on Sep 30, 2021

londonarbuckle
Feb 23, 2017
Saw a real estate sign for a realtor named Mary Christ.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

londonarbuckle posted:

Saw a real estate sign for a realtor named Mary Christ.

That sounds like something your weird aunt would yell after someone cut her off in traffic.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
As a (Jewish) child, I thought that Christ was Jesus's surname, so Mary Christ is very much what I probably called her when I attempted to explain the nativity to my bemused mother.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Everyone knows Jesus's last name is Ben-David.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Zambian footballer Junior Fashion Sakala.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Wow, is this ever a Photoshop Phriday challenge of days past! "Design Nazi safety posters starring Kaiser Caution" lmao.

did you make the thread??

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
The surname Newborn.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
The Nat Geo Instagram page had a picture of a girl named Lovely Never Misses A Shot, which is badass.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Is Sundance DiGiovanni's actual given first name Sundance? I've only known of this guy's existence for like three minutes, and the fact that he's apparently involved in e-gaming makes me wonder.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Kellie Kiely

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
The surname Spittle.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


YeahTubaMike posted:

Is Sundance DiGiovanni's actual given first name Sundance? I've only known of this guy's existence for like three minutes, and the fact that he's apparently involved in e-gaming makes me wonder.

As best as I can tell, yes?
(Found articles dating to 2006 saying as much)

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
i went to school with a Hugh Mann he was a prick

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



"Aadam". they're out there naming babies like bail bondsmen

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Pastry of the Year posted:



"Aadam". they're out there naming babies like bail bondsmen

My brain struggles with pronouncing it like Adam. I keep ending up pronouncing it like aardvark, Aaron, or Ba'al.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

The first syllable in Adam and Aaron are the same for me, and I'm guessing that's probably the case for those people naming their kids Aadam.

Laocius
Jul 6, 2013

“ay-AY-drat”

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Johnduras Godbolt

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Brittain Ladd, a grocery store consultant interviewed in a news article.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Someone named ER Fightmaster was just cast on Grey's anatomy.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

rodbeard posted:

Someone named ER Fightmaster was just cast on Grey's anatomy.

They are extremely cool. Is Fightmaster their birth last name or did they change it, does anyone know?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I'm old enough to remember Staff Sgt Max Fightmaster, so maybe it really is a name

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Phy posted:

I'm old enough to remember Staff Sgt Max Fightmaster, so maybe it really is a name

That is some high level nominative determinism.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's probably the Anglo form of Fechtmeister or something

If I immigrated to the US I would change my name to something badass as well

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

I saw Shang-Chi the other day and the credits included someone named Sarah Truly Beers, with I thought was a pretty good name. She should start a brewery.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I think it was itt that there was a discussion of the recent uptick in virtue names. Youtube just recommended a video about a girl called Worthy.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

My new favorite probably an alien trying to blend in name, Ahnood Hooman

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

tribbledirigible posted:

That is some high level nominative determinism.

It wasn't that powerful, he was in the National Guard as a computer toucher

Just enough oomph to get him a cool sounding rank

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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
When the fandom billboard way of naming your kids isn't enough, you also gotta spell it funny.

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