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Lumbermouth posted:Why the gently caress do these people care so much about the Kennedies? They're directly descended from Jesus, apparently. I for one am excited to get raptured soon because I'm way behind on a deadline right now
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Lumbermouth posted:Why the gently caress do these people care so much about the Kennedies? Because they're obsessed with the deep state and that's who killed JFK.
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Kit Walker posted:They're directly descended from Jesus, apparently. I for one am excited to get raptured soon because I'm way behind on a deadline right now Wait, what? Do they think The Da Vinci code is non-fiction?
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 15:51 |
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Skwirl posted:Whoo boy Weird way to advertise a Dead Kennedys concert.
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JFK would be 104 if he were alive today.
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Henchman of Santa posted:JFK would be 104 if he were alive today. Such is the magic of the adrenochrome.
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Pookah posted:Fun fact: Fionn Mac Cumhaill had a very impressive booty e: People who remember the JFK assassination are over 60. I know, because I was four, and I remember it only because it pre-empted the Flintstones. Like, why is there continuing grief among people who never got to buy in to the Camelot legend? Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 16:06 on Nov 2, 2021 |
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Zil posted:Such is the magic of the adrenochrome. He does not now, nor has he ever had an ailment described classically as Addison’s Disease.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Nut Wrong November Biplane posted:Nazi Germany was forced into a war of expansion and slavery to fulfill the German master race's unquenchable thirst for cum.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Tag yourself. I'm "not mentally robust". Fionn Mac Cumhaill displays his mental robustness in his feud with Benandonner coming up with one of the worst plans in all of mythology, knowing that Benandonner is coming to kick his rear end he gets his wife to dress him up as a baby and hide him in a crib. Benandonner comes round, sees the sheer size of of Finn MacCool's (That's what we call him anyway) baby and buggers off thinking Finn must be enormous.
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Ve haf vays of milking your cock
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Arsenic Lupin posted:
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https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/1455174998264586243 We live in the worst timeline
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https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1455553158265065500?t=P-draSpJuleyzY0AWh2Ozw&s=19
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Tag yourself. I'm "not mentally robust". I know goons are of all kinds but it still blows my smooth rear end brain that people are posting on this gay dead forum who remember the loving 60s.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I know goons are of all kinds but it still blows my smooth rear end brain that people are posting on this gay dead forum who remember the loving 60s. People freak every time I mention it, especially when they notice the Homestuck avatar.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 16:28 |
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Splicer posted:Surprising noone, it's a bunch of plastic paddies with dyed hair absolutely butchering celtic myths Everyone needs to see the trailer for this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxhbW-gIxwA&ab_channel=Celtic-Films.com
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 16:55 |
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Skwirl posted:Everyone needs to see the trailer for this. The mispelling of the Celtics films url at the end of the video was a nice touch.
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1455553158265065500?t=P-draSpJuleyzY0AWh2Ozw&s=19 Cops refer to ambulances as bussy? Well drat, Greg, I guess you’re right then, public transport is for the birds!
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Chicken shop kicks out racist. Racist & friends cry discrimination. https://twitter.com/thewingkingz/status/1455248673164644362 Tabloid link to the video: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tommy-robinson-told-leave-restaurant-25354217
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Eighties ZomCom posted:
Also, as pointed out, the Roman Empire never invaded Ireland.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:People freak every time I mention it, especially when they notice the Homestuck avatar. Count down til UitM shows up to tell us about his kick rear end goon grandfather
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Skwirl posted:Also, as pointed out, the Roman Empire never invaded Ireland. Not successfully, certainly. But it's not entirely certain there were never any Roman soldiers in Ireland.
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Skwirl posted:Also, as pointed out, the Roman Empire never invaded Ireland. e: also they found Scotland so unpleasant to deal with they built a 15 foot tall wall across Britain to keep them out. Twice. Splicer has a new favorite as of 17:52 on Nov 2, 2021 |
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Brawnfire posted:Ve haf vays of milking your cock Lmao
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Skwirl posted:Everyone needs to see the trailer for this. to watch it with someone, it hurts too much to watch solo. Also they seem to have completely forgotten about Gaul.
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Skwirl posted:Everyone needs to see the trailer for this. Woad and tartan were like 800 years apart, right?
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Woad and tartan were like 800 years apart, right? Accurate costuming makes you a colonizer.
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Kit Walker posted:They're directly descended from Jesus, apparently. I for one am excited to get raptured soon because I'm way behind on a deadline right now But isn’t saying Jesus had descendants actually blasphemous? Unless they’re saying they’re descendants of Joseph
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RatHat posted:But isn’t saying Jesus had descendants actually blasphemous? Unless they’re saying they’re descendants of Joseph That was the premise of the Da Vinci Code and the Vatican weren't pleased about it.
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Splicer posted:e: also they found Scotland so unpleasant to deal with they built a 15 foot tall wall across Britain to keep them out. Twice. The werid thing is that they didn't just stay on the other side of the channel and come to that decision.
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Apparently JFK Jr isn't the only dead celebrity expected at Dealey Plaza https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1455583514187943938?s=20
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Eighties ZomCom posted:That was the premise of the Da Vinci Code and the Vatican weren't pleased about it. It’s actually the premise of Dogma. In the Da Vinci Code, Jesus and Mary Magdalene had descendants.
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https://twitter.com/natalievmoore/status/1147381433?s=21 baquack obamailure
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Skwirl posted:Everyone needs to see the trailer for this. Jesus christ this is one of THOSE things Fourth-century Ireland, famously opposed to Rome because of censorship I made it through "Belenus" but I couldn't hold it together at "autherotorian"
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Hasn’t JFK Jr been supposed to show up at several of these rallies already? Do these people just seem to not notice, or just assume he was too busy fighting the deep state.
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Skwirl posted:Apparently JFK Jr isn't the only dead celebrity expected at Dealey Plaza They better get the name of Robin out of their mouths. Don't drag him into that crazy poo poo.
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The first duck president was Mallard Filmore Sorry, Baquack
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The whole QAnon/JFK Jr. conspiracy just makes re-watching that Seinfeld episode (where Elaine is trying to hook up with "John John'") so much funnier.
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GreenMetalSun posted:It’s actually the premise of Dogma. In the Da Vinci Code, Jesus and Mary Magdalene had descendants. I was referring to Jesus, should have made that clearer.
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