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https://twitter.com/edburmila/status/1448751245762703369?s=20
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Nov 2, 2021 16:14
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looking forward to EMP weapons becoming as common-place as videogames have made them seem for the last 20 years
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Nov 2, 2021 16:16
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EMP is a waste of useful chips. simply render its optics useless with a paintball then you can hogtie the robot and harvest it for graphics cards and high value screws
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Nov 2, 2021 16:26
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I think everyone would do well to study their bible, an eye for an eye is good guidance here but also disable the robot and take its screws
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Nov 2, 2021 16:42
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gently caress the screws. I call dibs on the gun.
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Nov 2, 2021 16:51
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:looking forward to EMP weapons becoming as common-place as videogames have made them seem for the last 20 years is that a real tech that actually works? I've never been sure and kinda figured it was just movie bullshit
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Nov 2, 2021 17:06
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knowing how the military works those things are probably as secure as a rideshare scooter. it's my dog now.
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Nov 2, 2021 17:08
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Look at all those screws 
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Nov 2, 2021 17:10
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camoseven posted:is that a real tech that actually works? I've never been sure and kinda figured it was just movie bullshit No. The only "reliable" way to generate an EMP pulse of any magnitude is with a nuke. There are things that can generate smaller pulses, but nothing remotely portable even if you wanted it to only effect a very small area.
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Nov 2, 2021 17:15
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:No. The only "reliable" way to generate an EMP pulse of any magnitude is with a nuke. Yeah my understanding is that it's theoretically possible, but the amount of energy needed to affect even a small area is astronomically large, especially since there's a 1/distance^2 term in there
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Nov 2, 2021 17:20
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You could probably just spray insulation foam or black paint or something on its sensors to completely disable it. Or gunk up its servos with some sticky poo poo
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Nov 2, 2021 17:27
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grate deceiver posted:You could probably just spray insulation foam or black paint or something on its sensors to completely disable it. Or gunk up its servos with some sticky poo poo Hell, even just sand. Nobody likes getting sand in their cracks. Salt water won't be good for those valuable screws either. This dog better stay away from the beach.
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Nov 2, 2021 17:36
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grate deceiver posted:You could probably just spray insulation foam or black paint or something on its sensors to completely disable it. Or gunk up its servos with some sticky poo poo ...why not just shoot it with bullets? These things provoke the strangest "one weird trick!" mentalities.
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Nov 2, 2021 17:55
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Run away until the battery dies. How much battery life can a thing like that have?
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Nov 2, 2021 18:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_5FU5ikcE
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Nov 2, 2021 18:05
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mossyfisk posted:...why not just shoot it with bullets? I'm not a very good shot tbh
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Nov 2, 2021 18:06
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mossyfisk posted:...why not just shoot it with bullets? it's unlikely anyone even somewhat sane would expect a single bot to solo lockdown an entire city unless it's backed up by an artillery battery, so there will be someone or something else nearby, probably quite a few other robots and humans. armed robots are basically just disposable and highly-visible bodies to augment the base function of police presence or an occupying military force: to keep everyone perpetually terrorized with the constant threat of violent death if they fail to submit. wielding a firearm or pointing it at something and especially actually firing it is a great way to draw attention to yourself. and assuming your shot hits and disables the robot, then you have to deal with the fact that once the meatcops/jarheads/etc decide that combat has been initiated they get a lot more triggerhappy.
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Nov 2, 2021 18:29
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camoseven posted:is that a real tech that actually works? I've never been sure and kinda figured it was just movie bullshit it's movie bullshit but moreso it's prepper bullshit because they imagine that all the city slickers will be lost without their computer tech nonsense while the self reliant rural preppers will handle everything since they just need guns and old trucks and no electronics it's been a motif in right wing prepper fiction for decades
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Nov 2, 2021 18:32
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Facebook Aunt posted:Run away until the battery dies. How much battery life can a thing like that have? the military robots run on gasoline
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Nov 2, 2021 18:32
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mossyfisk posted:...why not just shoot it with bullets? It's fear. Like when someone is going on about how they'd be smarter than a horror film character. Fear.
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Nov 2, 2021 22:12
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grate deceiver posted:You could probably just spray insulation foam or black paint or something on its sensors to completely disable it. Or gunk up its servos with some sticky poo poo Yeah, a paintball gun or something like it would be good, it's silent and there's no muzzle flare either. gently caress up those optics good.
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Nov 2, 2021 22:31
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mossyfisk posted:...why not just shoot it with bullets? because carrying around a gun with bullets makes me a combatant, carrying around a bucket of paint makes me a painter.
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Nov 2, 2021 22:37
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yeah let me just carry my paintball gun and military tar and screwdrivers to the next street protest, so easy, the cops are gonna be so fuming mad when I take down their robot dogs with my superior knowledge of gun kata
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Nov 2, 2021 22:40
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The perpetrator was carrying a concealed improvised mace type bludgeoning weapon modified with mid range blinding chemical weapon, the sentence is death
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Nov 2, 2021 22:45
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I would simply gently caress the robot dog
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Nov 2, 2021 22:51
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at least I know where to get peanut butter at the next protest
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Nov 2, 2021 22:52
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Let's just say that robo-buffy was a female AI and my techno-depravity knew no bounds.
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Nov 2, 2021 22:53
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Rockstar Massacre posted:because carrying around a gun with bullets makes me a combatant, carrying around a bucket of paint makes me a painter. This? Paint. Paint for my family.
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Nov 2, 2021 22:54
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christmas boots posted:Let's just say that robo-buffy was a female AI and my techno-depravity knew no bounds.
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Nov 3, 2021 00:39
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camoseven posted:is that a real tech that actually works? I've never been sure and kinda figured it was just movie bullshit give the killbots havana syndrome lmao
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Nov 3, 2021 01:18
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Centrist Committee posted:yeah let me just carry my paintball gun and military tar and screwdrivers to the next street protest, so easy, the cops are gonna be so fuming mad when I take down their robot dogs with my superior knowledge of gun kata Shoot the paintballs from concealment. I could easily snipe dozens of drones with my Gamer aim.
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Nov 3, 2021 02:51
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FFT posted:nah, but you can make a directed microwave gun (relatively) easily HERF can be defeated by a metal casing or by hardening the electronics. I do recall a story of a russian plane whose flight electronics shut down when it got target-locked by one of the biiiig american naval radars, but the next generation of planes didn't do that and we're obsoleting the generation after that atm.
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Nov 3, 2021 03:00
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https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1455640290396606477
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Nov 3, 2021 04:50
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You won't be able to one weird trick the robot dog any more than you'd be able to own a platoon of cops or evade a kettling with your big dick. Have normal power fantasies, like having a condom explode because of your huge dick
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Nov 3, 2021 10:21
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tokin opposition posted:You won't be able to one weird trick the robot dog any more than you'd be able to own a platoon of cops or evade a kettling with your big dick. I would much rather fantasize about brutally owning fascist killer robot dogs and their pig masters. 
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Nov 3, 2021 11:25
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Biplane posted:I would much rather fantasize about brutally owning fascist killer robot dogs and their pig masters using my big dick
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Nov 3, 2021 11:57
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when's the other shoe gonna drop irt facebook deleting its face tech? is it just because theyre going to hire palantir or smth?
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Nov 3, 2021 13:01
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tokin opposition posted:You won't be able to one weird trick the robot dog any more than you'd be able to own a platoon of cops or evade a kettling with your big dick. I would debate the robot in the marketplace of ideas until it joined my side
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Nov 3, 2021 13:45
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tokin opposition posted:You won't be able to one weird trick the robot dog any more than you'd be able to own a platoon of cops or evade a kettling with your big dick. cops and the state are bumbling idiots that can barely control a mob of raging trumpers. they will fold like a wet paper bag 
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Nov 3, 2021 13:57
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Rutibex posted:cops and the state are bumbling idiots that can barely control a mob of raging trumpers. they will fold like a wet paper bag Why would they control their friends? They have guns, pepper spray, robots and the full support of the U.S. legal system. You have middling posts and the political opinions that make them mad.
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Nov 3, 2021 14:05
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