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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Gaz-L posted:

Uh well we got a Carnival Magic here

I got me a case of syrup-covered Rolling Rock

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



John Murdoch posted:

And get yourself a good wire rack.

Luckily, all I wanted was a good thermos.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

I had the popular "Jerry Orbach" hairstyle back then.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
William Holden had just passed out.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

William Holden had just passed out.

This is where we keep Clint Howard and Michael J. Pollard.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Gotta get a to-go box for my pat of butter

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

William Holden had just passed out.

William Holden's coming over and he's got a fifth of...

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Mister Kingdom posted:

William Holden's coming over and he's got a fifth of...

Servo, if you don't stop doing your Anthony Newley, I'm gonna throw you against the wall.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



We do more before noon than most people do before ... ten.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Davros1 posted:

We do more before noon than most people do before ... ten.

Imagine being Castro and seeing this force swarming up at ya.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Servo, if you don't stop doing your Anthony Newley, I'm gonna throw you against the wall.

He'll do it, too!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Sydney Bottocks posted:

Imagine being Castro and seeing this force swarming up at ya.

SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Imagine being Castro and seeing this force swarming up at ya.

Ted, you take Havana.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

We approach County Road B with extreme caution.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Mister Kingdom posted:

He'll do it, too!

“I love you, Crow!”
“You’re not my real father!”

I got kicked off my college radio station’s Sunday 2-6 am shift for playing Clown in the Sky as my outro. It’s the hardest I ever rebelled in my life and it was possibly the dorkiest way anyone could have done it, too.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Splint Chesthair posted:

“I love you, Crow!”
“You’re not my real father!”

I got kicked off my college radio station’s Sunday 2-6 am shift for playing Clown in the Sky as my outro. It’s the hardest I ever rebelled in my life and it was possibly the dorkiest way anyone could have done it, too.

That's the stupidest, most college radio thing ever. Why would anybody care at all, let alone at 6am on a Sunday. Like, I'm a radio broadcast nerd and that's still the dumbest poo poo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cross-Section posted:

We approach County Road B with extreme caution.

That's Castro, y'know!

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That's Castro, y'know!

Get…real…beard.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That's Castro, y'know!

It's either Castro or Stuart Margolin.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



They have frog legs!

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

Gonna go back to Cuba and do it right this time!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Did we even have to GO to Cuba?! :argh:

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Well, I see the movie has finally thrown up its hands and said "I just don't know."

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
"Jose will lower the ropes here"
"Because it's Cuba"

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


A Pack of Kobolds posted:

That's the stupidest, most college radio thing ever. Why would anybody care at all, let alone at 6am on a Sunday. Like, I'm a radio broadcast nerd and that's still the dumbest poo poo.

It was explained to me that it was mostly because I was going against the playlist they had printed up for every shift, but the faculty advisor told me the "Monty Python skit or whatever" I used at the end of my show was the final straw. I got an incomplete for the course and that was the end of my radio career.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Angry_Ed posted:

"Jose will lower the ropes here"
"Because it's Cuba"

:mil101: "We must not get caught on the beach."

:v: "Especially with my thighs."

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Okay, people without shirts please put them on, and people with shirts please take them off.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Yes, these river bottoms... :wiggle:

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



I'm the fat redneck taking the Sears catalog to the outhouse who will soon have the poo poo hosed off of me by my disgusting wife with a garden hose.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I'm the fat redneck taking the Sears catalog to the outhouse who will soon have the poo poo hosed off of me by my disgusting wife with a garden hose.

I'm the redneck in the broken down truck who finds his johnnycake pan just moments before being devoured by the Legend of Boggy Creek (II).

Mal-3
Oct 21, 2008

Splint Chesthair posted:

It was explained to me that it was mostly because I was going against the playlist they had printed up for every shift, but the faculty advisor told me the "Monty Python skit or whatever" I used at the end of my show was the final straw. I got an incomplete for the course and that was the end of my radio career.

Let me guess, you had a lot of business majors as staff at your college radio station right?

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Driving down the road, lookin for a Waffle House, drinkin lots of Wiiiiiiiild Turkey

Future Wax
Feb 17, 2011

There is no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase!
I think he's getting the creature mixed up with the Allman Brothers.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I'm the fat redneck taking the Sears catalog to the outhouse who will soon have the poo poo hosed off of me by my disgusting wife with a garden hose.

Alright thunder bucket, prepare to meet your greatest challenge

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Oh great, we get to see this guy unfurl his pants. :barf:

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

And I will not call again. :colbert:

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Please, please, please end the song now

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Now let's have some of that "rock candy".

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Lea-ther coat!

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Now he's singing the menu at us!

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