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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Excuse me, what?

Oh buddy you're about to have yourself an adventure

https://twitter.com/BunkiePerkins/status/1455381629694881793

Good article summarizing here:

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/pole-assassin-monkey/

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
You gotta respect the all time juke move of saying "I've been immunized" and then acting like he was vaccinated in public, but only in public, and then following the unvaccinated rules when in private, mostly. Just gathering in all the sports "journalists" like the utter mouthbreathing press release releasers they are. He probably would have gotten away with it too if he hadn't actually gotten the cooties lmfao. The Just Plain Lyin strategy pays off

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I swear to God if we cut OBJ instead of just taking whatever the saints offered yesterday

Should’ve taken the poboy, Che.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

A white lady with dreadlocks shaking a bag of rocks at you does not work against covid

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Wow. What a loving stooge.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Niwrad posted:

Story was already horrible but I don't know why this made me rage.

:same: looking forward to reading some updates about his ruined life then forgetting he ever existed lol


I came here to read more news about Ruggs and god drat homie I didn’t know what I was strolling into lmao

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Aaron Rodgers *smothered head to toe in clay while charging a bunch of JO crystals*

Like a good neighbor

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Oh god I read that second tweet as if Rodgers was saying it

Same except I assumed he was talking about Clay Matthews.

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

Woozie66 posted:

Ol Dirty Bastard got waived??
If only, RIP ODB :(

Eifert Posting posted:

Every once in a while you see someone rear end a semi trailer or construction vehicle at speed and those are often really, really bad.
Or when that one guy's Tesla drove straight under the side of a semi cause autopilot is dumb. Well most of the car and the guy's body went under, not so much the top and his head.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mega64 posted:

Same except I assumed he was talking about Clay Matthews.

lol

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This is so much more entertaining than the Kyrie story lol

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Fuckin lmao

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1455964480622538758

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Aaron Rodgers is such a dumb rear end in a top hat lmao

Stay cramped oxygenated, bitch.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Aaron Rodgers explaining he can't get covid if his Chakras are aligned to no avail.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Steve Jobs is the rule not the exception lmao

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Aaron Poggers

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Now everyone can get the Rodgers oxygenation rate

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I love the idea of some poor put upon suit at the NFL having to spend hours patiently telling one of the most famous and wealthy athletes in the country that no, eating potting soil won't qualify him as vaccinated.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
RIP any love interests in Shailene Woodley movies.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Applicable to Evander Kane and now Rodgers!

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Eifert Posting posted:

I love the idea of some poor put upon suit at the NFL having to spend hours patiently telling one of the most famous and wealthy athletes in the country that no, eating potting soil won't qualify him as vaccinated.

One of the rare instances where someone pulling in at least six figures working for a basically evil company is still a sympathetic figure.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
More and more I'm deciding as a general rule to just assume anybody who's hyper-competitive or an undisputed expert about one thing is a raving idiot about anything else.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Diva Cupcake posted:

On one hand, the Lions' WR depth chart is Kalif Raymond and literally that's it. On the other, Beckham does TikTok dances and is known as a "diva".

I bet you can figure out if they'd put in a claim.

but what is OBJ's stance on kneecaps?

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

A A Ron is just going for the high score on the new Shailene game

https://twitter.com/martinmherlihy/status/1397587586860961795?s=20

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Kyrie Irving gonna send Aaron a nice fruit basket for taking the heat off Kyrie for a little while

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

It costs no draft capital it's just $8m in cap space this year and then if he doesn't perform, you cut him and lose nothing.

It's expensive and only 10 teams have that much space right now, but you're basically bringing in a guy who used to be great and is only 29. And if he does perform he'll be A) happy and B) under contract to you and you can work something out, a pretty good position to be in.

Teams that can afford him without futzing around with other player's contracts.

$28m Jags
$21m Eagles
$15.5m Broncos
$13.4m Seahawks
$11.8m Panthers
$11.4m Football Team
$11m Chargers
$10.8m Steelers
$9.7m Bengals
$9m Browns

I know you're just listing all the teams but now I'm all in on the idea that the Browns cut OBJ and then claim him off waivers to send a message that they're tired of his poo poo or something.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

half cocaine posted:

So it turns out Rodgers family are the good guys and Rodgers is the bad guy.

It was always going to be thus

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
What did Kyrie Irving do now?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Android Apocalypse posted:

What did Kyrie Irving do now?

Nothing new, he's just not playing this year because he refuses to get vaccinated and New York state law says he can't play at home in that case.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Thank you Dave

https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/1455979282962935811

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Feels like ages since I last heard this

https://twitter.com/JuMosq/status/1455980808804528130

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Guze posted:

A white lady with dreadlocks shaking a bag of rocks at you does not work against covid

*coughs nervously* um, source??

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."


everything is so good today, i love both of these

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Hahahahahahahahaha that had to be a joke

Right

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
After the slam dunk civil suit Ruggs will never have so much as a nickel to his name.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Rodgers did the rear end in a top hat tanning thing

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I want a HIPPA covid vax for Christmas

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Does Aaron Rodgers still have trade value now?

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Clay as a suppository? Sorry that's HIPAA

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