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Jabberlock posted:So uh where are the better places to get a dragon dick Cut your legs off and it'll be dragon all over the floor! Thank you every much everybody you've been lovely, try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Nov 4, 2021 06:00
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Jabberlock posted:So uh where are the better places to get a dragon dick Can't really help ya, the online sex toy store I frequented stole my cc info and spent it on bitcoin, so it seems the specialist dildo field is rife with scandal.
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Nov 4, 2021 06:10
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Jabberlock posted:So uh where are the better places to get a dragon dick Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 09:24 on Nov 4, 2021 |
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Nov 4, 2021 06:16
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Dareon posted:Can't really help ya, the online sex toy store I frequented stole my cc info and spent it on bitcoin, so it seems the specialist dildo field is rife with scandal. I think this is just endemic to the sex implement industry. The normal porn and boutique sex toy world has similar problems. I don't think there's a surefire way to avoid this or other kinds of bullshit short of sculpting and casting your own.
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Nov 4, 2021 06:22
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I think this is just endemic to the sex implement industry. The normal porn and boutique sex toy world has similar problems. I don't think there's a surefire way to avoid this or other kinds of bullshit short of sculpting and casting your own. So, like the puntl some goon printed?
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Nov 4, 2021 06:45
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Jabberlock posted:So uh where are the better places to get a dragon dick Try RandomEncountr.
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Nov 4, 2021 06:48
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I wonder if the people Bad Dragon ripped off would be a good bet?
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Nov 4, 2021 07:13
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Jabberlock posted:So uh where are the better places to get a dragon dick I mean you can't go past the rear end, but the mouth is an option too
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Nov 4, 2021 07:50
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I thought the entire idea was going at least a bit beyond your rear end. Not my area of expertise though.
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Jabberlock posted:So uh where are the better places to get a dragon dick an enthusiastically-consenting dragon
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Nov 4, 2021 12:38
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Nov 4, 2021 14:01
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Christ these tweets just opened up a memory, someone made a bunch of Muslim Rodney Dangerfield bits that were funny as gently caress, the main one I remember is him being in trouble with loan sharks that would break his legs if he DID pay usury. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Nov 4, 2021 14:15
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What the gently caress are you doing with 12 gallons of milk a week. No wait, I probably do NOT want the answer to that question.
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Nov 4, 2021 14:51
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goatsestretchgoals posted:What the gently caress are you doing with 12 gallons of milk a week. No wait, I probably do NOT want the answer to that question. There's 12 people in the house. A gallon per person per week still seems like a lot but it's not as completely insane as it appears at first. Edit: it's also still the media doing the thing where they present a family that's weird as gently caress as "typical middle class"
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Nov 4, 2021 14:56
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goatsestretchgoals posted:What the gently caress are you doing with 12 gallons of milk a week. Christmas presents
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Nov 4, 2021 15:26
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I was cursing on my phone once and I dont know if I'd triggered the voice input on purpose or not, but anyway it took the cursing and searched google for "I'm going to enjoy this, sir" which resulted in, among other things, gay porn results
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Nov 4, 2021 15:29
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goatsestretchgoals posted:What the gently caress are you doing with 12 gallons of milk a week. No wait, I probably do NOT want the answer to that question. I used to drink a ton of milk; at my worst i averaged somewhere between 1 to 1.5 gallons a day. Maybe I'm the middle class family in question.
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GOMAD baby It's probably just Conan's family though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI_yMNUyFDM
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Nov 4, 2021 15:42
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Should have asked them about eggs since they are roughly the size of a barge.
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Nov 4, 2021 16:11
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Garrand posted:I used to drink a ton of milk; at my worst i averaged somewhere between 1 to 1.5 gallons a day. Maybe I'm the middle class family in question. Yea, I did about a gallon a day when I was growing up, up until I was about 18/19. I'm sure it drove my parents insane, but hey, I'm lactose intolerant now!
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Nov 4, 2021 16:22
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Soysaucebeast posted:Yea, I did about a gallon a day when I was growing up, up until I was about 18/19. I'm sure it drove my parents insane, but hey, I'm lactose intolerant now! Same! I drank sooo much milk as a kid, then when I was in college it started to make me violently ill.
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Nov 4, 2021 16:29
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Are y'all baby elephants who got separated from their herds or how do you manage anything close to a gallon a day??
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You burned out your lactase glands and now you can never enjoy cheese, that's some Aesop poo poo
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Nov 4, 2021 16:55
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Son of Rodney posted:Are y'all baby elephants who got separated from their herds or how do you manage anything close to a gallon a day?? take a bite of sandwich, drink an entire glass of milk. refill, continue until sandwich is gone.
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Nov 4, 2021 16:57
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Son of Rodney posted:Are y'all baby elephants who got separated from their herds or how do you manage anything close to a gallon a day?? 20 oz glass at breakfast, lunch, and dinner, plus a glass between meals and one after supper gets us to 120. Then account 8 ounces for cereal, cooking with milk, etc. and it's possible If you're a loving psychopath
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I had friends trying to loving jacked in my teens and twenties who a ton of milk, sometimes with protein powder, sometimes not. But I don't think they ever got anywhere close to a gallon a day.
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Nov 4, 2021 18:04
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I'm an animated skeleton I need my calcium
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Splicer posted:I'm an animated skeleton I need my calcium How do you digest it?
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HOly poo poo. *checks google* thats 4 and a half litres of milk a day. wtf.
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Skwirl posted:How do you digest it?
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Skwirl posted:How do you digest it? They bathe in it duh. And afterwards they sell Animated Skeleton Gamer Bath Milk
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Nov 4, 2021 18:31
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I wash down a pound of cheese and three sticks of butter with a gallon of milk every day, Milk drinkers are weird. That poo poo goes in your coffee and baked goods ya psychopaths.
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Add one more to the gallon-a-day-in-my-teens crew. I'm not intolerant at all now at age LOL OLD. But just don't want it that much these days in favor of regular-rear end water.
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Son of Rodney posted:Are y'all baby elephants who got separated from their herds or how do you manage anything close to a gallon a day??
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Nov 4, 2021 19:32
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Son of Rodney posted:Are y'all baby elephants who got separated from their herds or how do you manage anything close to a gallon a day?? I'm a lactose elemental so, y'know, gently caress off.
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Theris posted:There's 12 people in the house. A gallon per person per week still seems like a lot but it's not as completely insane as it appears at first. As a milk-hater I'm trying not to judge their choice of liquids, but skimming the video some of these kids look like they're full grown adults who should be pitching in on the Milk Fund!
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