RatHat posted:

https://twitter.com/drilbot_neo/status/1455021036441935878?s=20

90s Cringe Rock posted:

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1452673811174748161



e: I love this account.

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1448083639267364871
https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1443999152770215945

Wasabi the J posted:

I accept our robot overlords.

Syd Midnight posted:

machines may be terrible at writing lyrics but oh their song titles

quote:

Syd: Write a really badass metal song.

Bot: Okay. The songs starts off with a D power chord, which gives a dark and sinister feel to the song. The vocalist has a harsh voice. He sings in English, and the lyrics are about drinking beer and killing a certain dictator that was alive during World War II.

Syd: What are the name and lyrics of your song?

Bot: This song is called "Drink Beer and Kill Hitler". The vocalist is singing about how he loves to drink beer and kill Hitler. The lyrics are:

I love drinking beer
and killing hitler
satan is my best friend
and god is my cuckold
I love beer
And I love to kill Hitler
I hate the Nazi's
I'm an American Doctor Rock

This man just wrote a song about his own name. He is as talented as Shakespeare. It's a masterpiece. The lyrics continue:

my name is Doctor Rock
satan is my best friend
and I love Drinking Beer
and killing hitler
meinlieber Adolf
I'm killing you today
and I love drinking beer
and I love to kill hitler
God I love to watch Nazis burn, and I love killing hitler
drink beer kill hitler
burn nazis burn
I'm killing you today and drinking beer
mein lieber hitler
kill kill kill
The vocalist begins to grunt loudly over the music.

This song was pretty heavy.

Dareon posted:

2% confidence is if I take my glasses off and you ask me what that is, I'd be guessing based on vague colors and shapes of the overall image.

Wasabi the J posted:

packetmantis posted:

...you know, it does kind of look like an assault rifle when I do that.

Phlegmish posted:

an Ethiopian restaurant that has a Swahili name for some reason'.

quote:

WHAT IS HARAMBE?
Harambe literally means “all pull together” in Swahili.
Ethiopian food and service is as unique as is the country itself.

The traditions here are authentic, and all around you are the scenery, the music, aromas, food, art, history and culture of this ancient civilization.

Phlegmish posted:

I cannot blame it for not recognizing the well-known imagery of 'two goth girls pointing at an Ethiopian restaurant that has a Swahili name for some reason'.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1435802641066508294

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1442436497152659457

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1426849921026732034

All it needs is another AI to generate the actual songs and we're good.

Hirayuki posted:

Not the song titles--the actual songs.

quote:

There is a metal band named Working Class Scum. On their album Monarchist Murder Party, their hit song The Rip Out has the following lyrics:
You punch a Nazi in the face
And the KKK tries to take a dump in the middle of a public park
You smash a white person's head in
And the police try to take you to jail
Well, you're a white person, so you write a book
About how bad people are
And then you write a song about how bad people are
And then you smash some more Nazi's in the face

The guitar tabs for this song are:

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--3--|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--7--7--7--7--7--|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

Carthag Tuek posted:

seemed more like a punk band to me

Wasabi the J posted:

Oh. It got the Microsoft AI 4chan brain.

quote:

Input:
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

More helpful:
Your computer has detected an unusual increase in the amount of radiation. This may be due to it having been struck by a radioactive meteorite and is not a cause for concern. Due to the hazardous nature of this sort of radiation, your computer has automatically disabled all ports, and production of coffee has been halted to ensure your safety.

Input:
A Fatal Exception 0E has occurred at 0028:FF02847B. The current application will be terminated.

More reassuring:
A Fatal Exception 0E has occurred at 0028:FF02847B. Your CPU has performed an illegal operation that the CPU designers had not expected anyone to attempt. It is not unusual for this occurrence to result in massive amounts of smoke to pour out of the CPU casing. This is completely normal and no reason for concern, and your CPU will repair itself in a couple weeks.

Input:
Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.

More honest:
Your PC ran into a problem and will soon undergo some form of laser-assisted self-uninstallation followed by a steel-melting explosion.

Jokymi posted:

Use AI to improve your error messages

quote:

Input:
404 error. Page not found.
More dire:
You gave the wrong url; your order cannot be completed; we shall instigate a reckoning; we cannot be held responsible; we cometh to judge you; we will pluck out your mortals like figs; we will destroy you utterly; you are not safe; thou art not safe; off with your mortals; there is no escape; there is no hope for you; ye are dead; come then and be judged; come to destruction; for all your mortals are belong to us

christmas boots posted: