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Nov 4, 2021 05:43
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. 14.3M Peak whale oil is here
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Nov 4, 2021 05:48
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These loving moronsquote:CIG have shown in the past that they're perfectly fine with implementing features that work well in a closed environment but barely work on a server. Almost every AI change they've made has been barely functional with heavy server load. Also,   quote:"Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me seven times and buy an Idris" trucutru fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Nov 4, 2021 |
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Nov 4, 2021 07:26
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. At first I thought I would go for a lower amount, but I always underestimate human stupidity.
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Nov 4, 2021 09:21
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skeletors_condom posted:The Scam Anniversary is running from Nov 19th to Nov 26th: $17,242,424 or $17;242.424,00 in Derek decimalization
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Nov 4, 2021 09:38
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What year is this from? This could be from 2013 as well as today
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Nov 4, 2021 10:20
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. $9,999,999.98
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Nov 4, 2021 10:36
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Star Citizen: And so on.
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Nov 4, 2021 10:56
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skeletors_condom posted:[b]Place your bet on many dollars "worth" of JPEGs they will sell during the scam anniversary! With all the advancements they have made, I'm thinking 18,420,000.
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Nov 4, 2021 11:03
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I started writing this long ranty post about overscoping and how 90 percent of the poo poo they're trying to put in the game is pointless and how SQ42 should have been the first step in it's initial form sans all this dumb bullshit with FPS and melee combat but then I realized I put more effort into writing that post than was put into writing a workable roadmap and I stopped. We've had several space games over the years since the Kickstarter and even the unfinished ones like Everspace 2 had more fun in them than this will ever have.
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Nov 4, 2021 11:09
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Put me down for $4,206,900 in scams, the nice number.
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Nov 4, 2021 11:12
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. 6942069
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Nov 4, 2021 11:36
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. Hmm. If last year's rake as mentioned below was around the $17M mark, then they're sure to improve on that - as we know, one of Star Citizen's immutable laws is that anniversary sale pledge amounts always increase - so put me down for $21,565,485. Call it a post-pandemic bounce, lots of cash sloshing around at the moment.
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Nov 4, 2021 12:02
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. $11,218,720. also we are going to hit 400 million dollars soon 
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Nov 4, 2021 12:17
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TheAgent posted:Correct, 7 out of 10 of the major sellers on SCtrades are Russian, according to that doc passed around last year. One had rolling inventory of over $200k lol
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Nov 4, 2021 12:27
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As we all know, the thing that's really missing from SC right now is more ships, so this should be a big help. Was looking at this Pimax VR headset that this guy was mentioning. If you're a VR dork it seems quite good? I feel like I never see it mentioned though which seems odd.
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Nov 4, 2021 14:03
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. Aiming for $13,042,042 
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Nov 4, 2021 14:04
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The heathers trying to stop CR from making his movie probably need to be banned from CIG everything. Trying to get between CR and his movies is not a good idea. If anything, you should be begging for CR to transform STar city into a YouTube video with actors and motion capture. You "video game" is the trash that is produced as a side effect when making the movie, not the other way around!
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Nov 4, 2021 14:08
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. I always end up too low on these things so this time I'll pick a number that is obviously far too large $22,069,420
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Nov 4, 2021 14:36
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Fidelitious posted:Was looking at this Pimax VR headset that this guy was mentioning. If you're a VR dork it seems quite good? I feel like I never see it mentioned though which seems odd. It's a luxury VR line, born from a record breaking Kickstarter. They put 2 4K screens together to make a never-before-done 8K headset. They say they will get to the eye tracking stretch goal later. And add a scent module. Never tried it but it seems very Star Citizen
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Nov 4, 2021 14:48
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I'll go for 19 million. looking at sc gamer dad's forum posting it's business as usual. looks like they mostly get their info second hand from fan boys that have the will to dig though the mountain of info cig put out. so from their perspective the game is fun to play and steadily but admittedly slowly progressing towards the goal.
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Nov 4, 2021 14:48
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commando in tophat posted:What year is this from? This could be from 2013 as well as today That is some hot and fresh reddit right there, vine ripened and only picked yesterday at the height of flavor.
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Nov 4, 2021 15:03
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$19.51m
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Nov 4, 2021 15:28
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trucutru posted:These loving morons Especially funny since we all know
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Nov 4, 2021 15:43
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Price is Right rules, I’ll go with $1  But yeah, I’m thinking $12,171,600 (69x420x420 lol lol)
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Nov 4, 2021 16:18
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One cent
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Nov 4, 2021 16:43
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$17,851,042 That's my guess for this world changing game.
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Nov 4, 2021 16:48
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$42e6 None of you fudsters believe! It's gonna be the biggest raise ever!
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Nov 4, 2021 16:58
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. $12,730,000
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Nov 4, 2021 17:04
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In CryEngine/Lumberyard related news, players seemingly figured out that Steam accounts banned from New World can still play via family sharing, or possibly just by changing the e-mail address on the Steam account. https://www.nme.com/news/gaming-news/new-world-players-find-alarmingly-simple-exploit-to-un-ban-themselves-3087193 quote:As revealed on the New World forums, players can un-ban their account simply by using Steam Family Share. Meanwhile, another bug report states that players can un-ban their own accounts by changing their registered Steam email. It's just glorious 
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Nov 4, 2021 17:11
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How many of you still make the mistake of trying to show Star Citizen off to friends by playing the game (well, trying to) instead of showing them videos? posted:I figured I would have learned my lesson by now, but nope, every time I've tried, the game has crashed so often and so consistently, that everyone I've shown it to has left thinking SC was just crap, which it's not. Their limited experience doesn't leave them amused or impressed and always leaves me feeling like I am talking about something make believe and and leaves me feeling down because I want to share SC with everyone I know, still, 8 years goin on, and I haven't been able to successfully at all, ever, unless I show them videos, then they ask if this is something real which always puts a smile on my face.
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Nov 4, 2021 18:37
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Mirificus posted:everyone I've shown it to has left thinking SC was just crap, which it's not
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Nov 4, 2021 18:50
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Star Citizen: they ask if this is something real which always puts a smile on my face
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Nov 4, 2021 18:53
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skeletors_condom posted:Nah, Star Citizen is the perfect zeitgeist of the early 21st century/information age. Its for real, just a bunch of crazy backers getting conned. $6,000,000
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Nov 4, 2021 19:30
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RL bartenders roleplaying giving info etc posted:Idea: CIG gets contracts with Citizen Bars (Real life bars with big screens showing battles and space station bars!!) and these bartenders also got a game account, yet a funky one. These game accounts are ingame also bar tenders who got all this funky hidden info.
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Nov 4, 2021 19:42
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Lammasu posted:How long has CIG been doing the Top Gear bit? Have they always done that? Don't they realize how dated it looks? trucutru posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMGs63MsSBI Oh you sweet innocent children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SpsjUHj_II
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Nov 4, 2021 19:48
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"Sorry, paying customer, you'll have to wait 5 minutes while I serve and share gossip with this virtual customer in this broken space game."
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Nov 4, 2021 19:51
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Hey, have you heard, hot action tonight at Billy's Pub. I heard the bartender will ask lucky patrons to haul space boxes around.
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Nov 4, 2021 20:00
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Mirificus posted:How many of you still make the mistake of trying to show Star Citizen off to friends by playing the game (well, trying to) instead of showing them videos? Lol, this thread is amazing. Every time Job Blobers says "you can play the game right now!" he should be linked this thread.
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