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OldMold
Jul 29, 2003
old cold gold mold

spookygonk posted:

Bet these guys drink a lot of milk (assuming they exist):



Does synthol leak if you make a hole in the skin? How jiggly is it? Guess this is one way to find out.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


spookygonk posted:

Bet these guys drink a lot of milk (assuming they exist):



Tank! Taaaaank!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Ah, the muscle-building properties of the milk from the rare Icelandic Sýnthól cows.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

OldMold posted:

Does synthol leak if you make a hole in the skin? How jiggly is it? Guess this is one way to find out.

ughhhh mental image of a punch landing on a bicep, causing it to explode in a ughhhh nevermind

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer.



lmao just get color-change LEDs. They're cheap and kick rear end.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Turning the sound waaay up

*boooooing* *ba-boooing* *boing* *boing* *badabooooiiiiiiing* *bub* *badoioing*

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

spookygonk posted:

Bet these guys drink a lot of milk (assuming they exist):



Neither of the men in this image exist. They're real people, but they've been ridiculously photoshopped. The guy on the left is ripped as poo poo on all the steroids but not nearly that wide, and the guy on the right is just a big fat bastard.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Huh. Spanish Duolingo is a little less grim,



(like, that’s the worst of it, other than maybe “Yo no vine aquí para morir”) but there’s still some weird stuff



“The cat Bolita learned to go to the bathroom, but he doesn’t close the door!”

[sorry these are so huge, I’m not sure why they’re like that]

I had a spanish one once that had a cop asking "Where is my money?"

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/EiT6qIt.mp4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The Platonic Plumber.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Geez, calm down noob. Just throw a Molotov at it and run away, it'll burn to death.

...I've got one, it's ok.

...No... No, don't stand right next to it, I don't want to get you too.

C'mon dude, move!

Oh, that's great, it got me with a rock. Nice going. Thanks guys, really great!

*Hyperlynx has disconnected*

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Sound
https://i.imgur.com/EMZLuPK.mp4

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I could watch kids getting demolished all day

I don't give a gently caress about your kid

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

16-year-old-me would have loved everything this shop sells, but 16-year-old-me was a loving idiot



Oh my god, it's BudK but for teen weebs instead of racist gun foamers.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




Oh God dammit there are multiple of these. I've been sleeping on each "repost" because I thought there was only one Platonic Plumber video :negative:

Where do these get posted by the creators?

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.


Nerfs is a body part?

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

BrianBoitano posted:

Oh God dammit there are multiple of these. I've been sleeping on each "repost" because I thought there was only one Platonic Plumber video :negative:

Where do these get posted by the creators?

Here ya go https://www.youtube.com/c/JackThePoolBoy

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




:tipshat:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

16-year-old-me would have loved everything this shop sells, but 16-year-old-me was a loving idiot



Is that some kind of foam cape or is it just a weird backdrop?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I think it's a weird backdrop. Usually clothing photos just have a plain white background, but this store clearly has other priorities.

And listen, I'm a simple girl, and thus not above the Assassin's Creed jacket, but 300 dollarydoos is a bit much.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Philippe posted:

I think it's a weird backdrop. Usually clothing photos just have a plain white background, but this store clearly has other priorities.

And listen, I'm a simple girl, and thus not above the Assassin's Creed jacket, but 300 dollarydoos is a bit much.

It's also obviously a rorschach test.

Whatever you say about it, if you have any creative ideas like, it looks like a moth or it looks like wings on a human figure.

Congratulations, you're crazy. Keep coming back.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I can only see two bears high fiving

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

It's also obviously a rorschach test.

Whatever you say about it, if you have any creative ideas like, it looks like a moth or it looks like wings on a human figure.

Congratulations, you're crazy. Keep coming back.

Looks like the headless horseman is being accosted by giant pokemon and he’s gettin’ pretty frustrated about it.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Isn't it a 6-cylinder engine?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

It's also obviously a rorschach test.

Whatever you say about it, if you have any creative ideas like, it looks like a moth or it looks like wings on a human figure.

Congratulations, you're crazy. Keep coming back.

two elephants hanging onto a bell by their trunks

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I see a skeletal pelvis.

I had a proper Rorschach test done as part of a whole battery of tests (IQ, MDI10, SCL, a bunch others) when they were trying to figure out my brain problems. It was probably the most fun I had in those years lol

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Two kissing ye old bishops being eaten legs first by upside down birds. The birds are also holding the bishops hands to stop them high-five'ing.

Birds stop being such jerks and let those bishops kiss and high five!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/A49FEnA.mp4

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Carthag Tuek posted:

I see a skeletal pelvis.

I had a proper Rorschach test done as part of a whole battery of tests (IQ, MDI10, SCL, a bunch others) when they were trying to figure out my brain problems. It was probably the most fun I had in those years lol

I wasn't familiar with MDI and had to google it. It's Major Depression Index.

I was thinking of the MMPI for some reason. Which is also hilarious in its own way. It was designed to limit US soldiers from fragging their officers. It involves multiple questions about dolls. They are phrased differently, but it's like yeah, I played with girls when I was a kid. I also had GI Joes which are dolls. I'm going to kill Lieutenant Gorman.

Wait, what?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I'm going to kill Lieutenant Gorman.


He's such an rear end in a top hat.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
The photo of doctor (?) Rorshach on the inkblot test wikipedia page is intetesting. Dude has great hair.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

flavor.flv posted:

They did at least make that amazing looking remake of Snake Eater a few years back. You're not going to like it, though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziwuudqfLxY

thanks, i loathe it

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Zetsubou-san posted:

thanks, i loathe it

https://twitter.com/grancheater/status/753978957314359297

Spikey Willow
Feb 26, 2008

Whybird posted:

During the Brexit referendum, Wetherspoons pubs were filled with pro-Leave propaganda "newsletters", funded from the company's profits. Oh and he also opposed the lockdown because of course he did.
Sadly they still do.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Carthag Tuek posted:

I see a skeletal pelvis.

I had a proper Rorschach test done as part of a whole battery of tests (IQ, MDI10, SCL, a bunch others) when they were trying to figure out my brain problems. It was probably the most fun I had in those years lol

I innoculated myself against the test by looking at all the images and what various responses are supposed to say about the patient.

You’re also not supposed to turn the card around in your hands. That’s bad behaviour.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Infinitum posted:

I could watch kids getting demolished all day

I don't give a gently caress about your kid

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Infinitum posted:

I could watch kids getting demolished all day

I don't give a gently caress about your kid

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Spikey Willow posted:

Sadly they still do.

gently caress, I glossed over it and misread "about" as "by" and was mistakenly cheered.

As it happens, I'm currently trying to reason with two very stupid climate change deniers (one of whom is also antivax) in the comments of a post by a beloved childhood entertainer. God only knows why, but I keep thinking if I'm only patient and gentle and reasonable enough I'll actually get though to them and maybe do some net good in the world...

(Important context: said beloved childhood entertainer also tried to engage them, before I did, and lamented "it's hard to argue with people who don't believe in science")

Anyway


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzNlyNhSptw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_HIZ7eWUg4
(1984)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDaCBhrUeGg
(2009)

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