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That crab ia the personification of, "Eyyyyyy Im walkn here!!!:
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https://mobile.twitter.com/CrabChampions/status/1397914969027403789
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Nov 6, 2021 14:34
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That’s a lot of crabs.
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The weird thing is, he doesn't know you, he just shows up sometimes to offer you a crab
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Nov 7, 2021 02:00
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Nov 7, 2021 02:35
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idk why but i hate this photo. it makes me sick
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Nov 7, 2021 03:06
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Waterbed Wendy posted:idk why but i hate this photo. it makes me sick It's because the crab is dead and the guy is showing it off like it's a war trophy. Revulsion is a normal reaction to such a sight. It means you are rightfully empathetic towards crab
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Mak0rz posted:It's because the crab is dead and the guy is showing it off like it's a war trophy. Revulsion is a normal reaction to such a sight. It means you are rightfully empathetic towards crab idk, i love dead crabs they are delicious. maybe it's the boots?
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Nov 7, 2021 03:19
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Lobsters okay?
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Nov 7, 2021 03:20
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It's your genes being sad they have not yet carcinized
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Nov 7, 2021 04:03
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Waterbed Wendy posted:idk, i love dead crabs they are delicious. maybe it's the boots? "Dead for sustenance" and "dead as a result of man's arrogance over crab" are two different deaths
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Nov 7, 2021 04:18
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Let he who has not eaten crab cast the first stone
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Nov 7, 2021 04:19
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:Lobsters okay? yeah babe
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Nov 7, 2021 04:32
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Nov 7, 2021 07:07
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Captain Hygiene posted:The weird thing is, he doesn't know you, he just shows up sometimes to offer you a crab He’s not even offering to the crab. He just wants to show it to you.
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Nov 7, 2021 07:44
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Nov 7, 2021 22:55
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Thought it had a little sailor hat on for a second and now I'm a little disappointed
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Captain Hygiene posted:Thought it had a little sailor hat on for a second and now I'm a little disappointed Is it a mussel?
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Nov 8, 2021 07:45
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It's a barnacle, nature's sailor hat.
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Nov 8, 2021 09:58
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Philippe posted:It's a barnacle, nature's sailor hat. Also the longest penis to body ratio of any animal
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Nov 8, 2021 13:41
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I once went to the Museum of Sex in Manhattan and the entire top floor of the building is about weird animal sexual reproduction. They had an exhibit about how there’s breeds of shellfish that just get into a big tower, biggest organism is a on the bottom and littlest at the top, and the one on the bottom reaches their giant shellfish weiner to the little guy on the top, and then they both vacate the tower, and the second biggest organism fertilizes the second tiniest until everyone pairs off
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Nov 8, 2021 14:05
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That sounds a lot like…THE PILE
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Nov 8, 2021 14:20
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The Bloop posted:Also the longest penis to body ratio of any animal But if he waves it around, his lifetime of touching the tip top is gonna catch up with him very painfully.
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Nov 8, 2021 14:36
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Nov 8, 2021 14:49
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That is a satisfying allegory for my level of social functionality.
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Nov 8, 2021 15:41
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Please enjoy some baby horseshoe creb     
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Nov 8, 2021 20:17
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They look like those little plastic bubbles with toys inside that were in the front of every store next to the gumball machines. Like Homies. I wish I could get a crab friend from a vending machine,
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Nov 8, 2021 20:29
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Close enough?
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Nov 8, 2021 20:36
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Oh wait they have actual live crab vending machines in china https://www.bizarrefood.com/blog/live-crab-vending-machines/ Tunicate fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Nov 8, 2021 |
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Nov 8, 2021 20:40
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ekuNNN posted:Please enjoy some baby horseshoe creb     
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Nov 8, 2021 21:06
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Tunicate posted:Oh wait they have actual live crab vending machines in china Not quite as fun, tbh.
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Nov 8, 2021 21:22
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Who's ready to pull off a crab heist
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Nov 8, 2021 21:35
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Tunicate posted:Close enough? Wow That's a lot of harmonicas
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Nov 8, 2021 22:52
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Aw poo poo, my crab got stuck in the vending machine
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Nov 8, 2021 23:11
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christmas boots posted:Aw poo poo, my crab got stuck in the vending machine just buy another crab above it, it will fall on the first one's tip-top and make it snip-snop itself out
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Nov 8, 2021 23:29
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 Can I offer you a crab in these trying times?
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