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veni veni veni posted:I still have no idea what most of what is is actually on Brazillian pizza is. Legally, or so Im led to believe, its food.
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What is the inch thick white poo poo they always seem to do? Mayo, Alfredo, dog cum? I seriously have no idea. Why do parts of it usually look absolutely rotten? Is that a choice? The only consistently recognizable thing I have seen is loving canned corn why
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Nov 6, 2021 09:59
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There should be an explainer for catupiry in the OP
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Nov 6, 2021 10:07
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Let's not even pretend anyone can explain catupiry.
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Nov 6, 2021 10:31
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Let's not even pretend anyone can explain catupiry. From what I gather it's like Provel but even worse.
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Nov 6, 2021 14:19
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Soul Dentist posted:There should be an explainer for catupiry in the OP learning of catupiry is a key milestone on the path to True Knowledge.
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Nov 6, 2021 15:26
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veni veni veni posted:What is the inch thick white poo poo they always seem to do? Mayo, Alfredo, dog cum? I seriously have no idea. Why do parts of it usually look absolutely rotten? Is that a choice? The only consistently recognizable thing I have seen is loving canned corn why  It's like a brazillian version of provolone/cream cheese/velveeta style product And it appears that they're physically addicted to the poo poo and will kill if unable to source it
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Nov 6, 2021 15:36
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veni veni veni posted:I still have no idea what most of what is is actually on Brazillian pizza is. catupiry, ketchup (.br version, heavy with sugar), and chicken. possibly 3 or more olives.
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Nov 6, 2021 18:48
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it is essential that the olives be whole. maybe even unpitted.
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Nov 6, 2021 18:51
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It's like roasting a chicken, leaving the pits in makes them moister and more flavorful
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Nov 6, 2021 18:53
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Nov 6, 2021 20:42
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Speaking a taco pizza, here's a gross entry via the Americana thread:
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Nov 6, 2021 20:46
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Nov 6, 2021 20:48
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What's wrong with it
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Nov 6, 2021 20:50
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Big Beef City posted:What's wrong with it Someone nutted on it?
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Nov 6, 2021 20:58
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Would.
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Nov 6, 2021 21:25
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Sir John Falstaff posted:Someone nutted on it? No I meant the taco one
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Big Beef City posted:No I meant the taco one oh don't worry, somebody nutted on that one too
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Nov 6, 2021 21:31
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I can't call this the worst but my husband got me my favorite pizza sauce - It's rather bland which is good. Just heat up a bit with spices and it's amazing!
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Nov 6, 2021 21:41
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I can't call this the worst but my husband got me my favorite pizza sauce - It's rather bland which is good. Just heat up a bit with spices and it's amazing! Just dump six cans on a crust with parmesan dust like New Jersans do for their gross tomato pie and its amazing! 
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Nov 6, 2021 22:05
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What's the point of a tomato pie if you are sprinking it with cheese? I know a few vegans that like tomato pies here in philly and they have to specifically ask for no cheese. Also one place "Little Sicily" here when we asked for half Jalapno's they said "Oh no we don't put jalapenos on a pizza." WTF 
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Nov 6, 2021 23:39
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Jalapeņos with a bit of barbeque sauce? Would.
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Nov 6, 2021 23:53
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nunsexmonkrock posted:What's the point of a tomato pie if you are sprinking it with cheese? I know a few vegans that like tomato pies here in philly and they have to specifically ask for no cheese. I don't think jalapenos grow in sicily, that might be why 
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nunsexmonkrock posted:What's the point of a tomato pie if you are sprinking it with cheese? I know a few vegans that like tomato pies here in philly and they have to specifically ask for no cheese. What's the point of pizza if you are adding toppings on top of the dough?
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Nov 7, 2021 00:52
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I mean that's a calzone that had an unfortunate incident if you think about it. Other than the flop, nothing else looks wrong about it.
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Nov 7, 2021 00:56
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Oh they went that far but couldn't put a downward pointing slice over her bikini area? c'mon this is basic poo poo man
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Nov 7, 2021 00:57
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Nov 7, 2021 00:57
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this is like a kapsalon on a pizza, looks delicious. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qvetz7gIz71z5l2rv.mp4 
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Nov 7, 2021 01:38
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Welp looks like I'm heading to Russia  e: 
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Nov 7, 2021 01:47
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TEST YOUR SLICE!
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Nov 7, 2021 02:00
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Big Beef City posted:No I meant the taco one From seeing it on my phone all I can see is a weak outter crust ring. That looks pretty decent all together assuming the lettuce and tomato are added after cooking, which they look to be. Can't tell if it's bean sauce tho.
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Nov 7, 2021 02:30
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https://i.imgur.com/Olfkbsn.mp4
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Nov 7, 2021 02:47
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I'm saluting as tears run down my face
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Nov 7, 2021 13:14
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nesamdoom posted:From seeing it on my phone all I can see is a weak outter crust ring. That looks pretty decent all together assuming the lettuce and tomato are added after cooking, which they look to be. Can't tell if it's bean sauce tho. The lettuce and tomatoes are fresh Usually on Taco pizza the sauce is similar to a mild taco sauce like you'd get from taco bell, or from a jar of pace taco sauce. What does turn me off about that particular picture is that there's too much crushed taco shells on top. Otherwise it's fine
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Nov 7, 2021 13:33
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I want to eat that comically large slice.
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Nov 7, 2021 15:57
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Yeah that's not the worst pizza. I would pick different toppings (the basil can stay), but it's a fun concept. I like it.
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I like me a good crust, this eliminates most of it, therefore thumbs down
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