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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Elephant Ambush posted:

I used to hang out at game stores

Gumball Gumption posted:

Kidd Bandit reminds me of all the losers I run into in the Barnes and Noble anime section. I only run into them because the magazine section is near by and I'm buying maxim.

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Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
I don't go to anime stores or book stores because I'm a man and I'm too busy doing man stuff like lifting weights and spitting on stuff.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

I would genuinely be more embarrassed buying maxim than the weebiest manga barnes and noble dare carry

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Anyone remember Stuff Magazine? I was a big fan of Stuff Magazine

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I'm always tempted to buy the weird fake Simpsons prop porn mags the one goon makes. Gigantic Asses

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Mum knocks on my door, I quickly stuff my collection of Kidd Bandit tweets under my mattress and grab some porn so she doesn't think I'm weird

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

That DICK! posted:

they shouldnt dress up as another wrestler and encourage people to jack off to them.. idk, in this workaday world. maybe that's epic.

Please don't make fun of Joey Janela.

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1454902108705247235?s=20

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Rarity posted:

Mum knocks on my door, I quickly stuff my collection of Kidd Bandit tweets under my mattress and grab some porn so she doesn't think I'm weird

Me as an actual child but card captor Sakura comics and that's the most honest thing I'll ever put on the internet.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I should enroll in the nightmare factory (which is living up to it’s name) as just a fat, broken, in my 30s failure of life and see what they can make of me. Maybe i’ll have tweets in this thread someday

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

congratulations to future washout eat my fuc

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

I should enroll in the nightmare factory (which is living up to it’s name) as just a fat, broken, in my 30s failure of life and see what they can make of me. Maybe i’ll have tweets in this thread someday

This is the easiest burn and incredibly funny

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

I should enroll in the nightmare factory (which is living up to it’s name) as just a fat, broken, in my 30s failure of life and see what they can make of me.

speaking of, where is QT Marshall

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Kid is having fun, let them wash out of they can't work, but so far they are doing a great job working people.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Michael Cole: Kidd Bandit loves to have fun!

duckdealer
Feb 28, 2011

Eat My Fuc posted:

I should enroll in the nightmare factory (which is living up to it’s name) as just a fat, broken, in my 30s failure of life and see what they can make of me. Maybe i’ll have tweets in this thread someday

Hangman is already doing that character.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Rarity posted:

Michael Cole: Boyy Highwaymann loves to have fun!

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

The poo poo poster in Cody would love Eat My Fuc.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Gumball Gumption posted:

The poo poo poster in Cody would love Eat My Fuc.

you woke up and chose kindness

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Excited for EMF's debut on Rhodes to the Top

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
WWE would call him "Brigand Young" in an ill-advised attempt to appeal to the Mormon demographic

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
They'd be Kidd after 3 weeks

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

you woke up and chose kindness

Suit Cody would loving hate you though

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Cole: Another embarrassing quick loss for the the Bandit Kidd. What's this? Ryback is shoving his head in the toilet! In front of his whole family!

Lawler: I was just on that toilet! Ha!

Vince in Cole's headset: SAY YOU'RE GLAD AND THAT'S WHERE PIECES OF poo poo GO HAHAHA

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

don't front the WWE would name them Jeremiah Russell

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

the last we see of him is brock lesnar carrying him out of the arena and throwing him in the back of his truck next to a crate of bbq sauce then driving off

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/theleemoriarty/status/1457084200381784070

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

lol no wonder izzy's dumbass dad went to ground, he didn't want none of this smoke

https://twitter.com/LuchadorLD/status/1457108793234501641

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Gumball Gumption posted:

Kidd Bandit reminds me of all the losers I run into in the Barnes and Noble anime section. I only run into them because the magazine section is near by and I'm buying maxim.

lol

i had a maxim subscription 22 years ago

That DICK! posted:

Anyone remember Stuff Magazine? I was a big fan of Stuff Magazine

it wasnt very good iirc

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Eat My Fuc posted:

I should enroll in the nightmare factory (which is living up to it’s name) as just a fat, broken, in my 30s failure of life and see what they can make of me. Maybe i’ll have tweets in this thread someday

let's be a tag team, the washed up nc turds, the bad version of ftr, we can say we're from guilford

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

boxcarhobo posted:

let's be a tag team, the washed up nc turds, the bad version of ftr, we can say we're from guilford

Bottom guys out…wait

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
somehow Lince is even hungrier than I remember him. That's cool as gently caress. Izzy's dad should have stuck to monetizing his child celebrity.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

kidd bandit pisses off a lot of goons and is therefore good

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
why does dorado hate that guy

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

because he sucks

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
sure but did he do something specific to lince in particular

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Seams posted:

sure but did he do something specific to lince in particular

Izzy's dad laughed Lince losing his job. Lince wanted to have a chat, even going as so far as to pay for his parking and a ticket to a grappling tournament he was in. Izzy's dad no showed and deleted his twitter. Lince has done us all a service.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Lince rules.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Seams posted:

sure but did he do something specific to lince in particular

He had his cronies harass Lince when Lince spoke out about dude having his underage daughter train with a known chomo

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

"izzy's dad " is the worst wrestling gimmick in the whole hitler of wrestling gimmick s

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Dick Swiveller
Mar 2, 2011

Can't imagine it's easy to rob a train in that costume.

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