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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ainsley McTree posted:

it's from the titular line, "oh boy, i sure am tired of all these deathloops"

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

ErrEff posted:

What if we remade those iconic parts of early Duke Nukem 3D but replaced everything with anime babes: The Game.

Don't get me wrong, the screenshots looked pretty rad and I'm a sucker for boomer shooters, but it does not look good in action.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Crab Game
https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256857291/movie480_vp9.webm

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Music slaps

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

not my bag, and the trailer is 1m5s too long, but i don't see anything terrible about it.

the music does slap. for a while.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002











resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

geodesic rear end

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

resistentialism posted:

geodesic rear end

I legit thought that was a closeup of a big rear end fly until I saw it was just a plain old big rear end.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

There's some kind of animation in the game (either an emote or a gameplay state) that makes your character curl up in a ball and stick their butt out, and a large percentage of the user screenshots are zoomed in on the rear end of a character doing that

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

b_d posted:

not my bag, and the trailer is 1m5s too long, but i don't see anything terrible about it.

the music does slap. for a while.

I've seen some streamers playing it because it's free and Crab Game looks like a decently put together small team project.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin


Not sure if that's pronounced like a Greek philosopher or not.

wielder
Feb 16, 2008

"You had best not do that, Avatar!"
That just makes me think about crates full of old porn magazines, but I guess they were going for a slightly more ambitious thing there.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
announcing my new subscription service: pornocrates
for just $15 each month, get suprise lootboxes mailed right to your door with a fun assortment of nudie magazines, topless anime figurines, and sweatshop-manufactured chinese sextoys made from a material that's not technically not fda-approved for human skin contact

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


RPATDO_LAMD posted:

announcing my new subscription service: pornocrates
for just $15 each month, get suprise lootboxes mailed right to your door with a fun assortment of nudie magazines, topless anime figurines, and sweatshop-manufactured chinese sextoys made from a material that's not technically not fda-approved for human skin contact

Will there also be an artisanal selection of hand picked woods porn?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dareon posted:



Not sure if that's pronounced like a Greek philosopher or not.

having looked at the page in question, "Pornocrates" is the name of a character from the game, so I think we're going with yes

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'll bet they're pretty fungible

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Dareon posted:



Not sure if that's pronounced like a Greek philosopher or not.

All we are, is busts in the wind, dude.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007




That sure does appear to be a game about loving Bitcoin.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
I hope etherium-tan notices me

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

I wish I could be surprised there are crypto gijinka, but no, this is the world we live in.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Zil posted:

Will there also be an artisanal selection of hand picked woods porn?

As someone who grew up in the city I have always been beyond curious about the mythical woods porn. Has anyone ever actually just found a random nudie mag in the loving woods?

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



kirbysuperstar posted:

I hope etherium-tan notices me

Doge-chan is so tsundere.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

As someone who grew up in the city I have always been beyond curious about the mythical woods porn. Has anyone ever actually just found a random nudie mag in the loving woods?

100% yes, I did, in the canyon near my house. This was in the 90s, even. I guessed it was some other kids' stash.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

As someone who grew up in the city I have always been beyond curious about the mythical woods porn. Has anyone ever actually just found a random nudie mag in the loving woods?

I had too much woods, if anyone was hiding porn in it it wasn't in the places I was looking.

WLMortis
Sep 28, 2001
Nebulosis Defunctus
Slippery Tilde

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

As someone who grew up in the city I have always been beyond curious about the mythical woods porn. Has anyone ever actually just found a random nudie mag in the loving woods?

Not so much a magazine, but trash bag full of ripped out pages from a bunch of them, yeah, in the woods by my house when I was 9 or 10. The legend is true!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


One of my friends found woods porn and showed it to me. The legend is true indeed.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dark_Swordmaster posted:

As someone who grew up in the city I have always been beyond curious about the mythical woods porn. Has anyone ever actually just found a random nudie mag in the loving woods?

Yes, you usually find them around deer hunting season. They usually fall out of the hunting blind when it is getting moved in/out.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Zil posted:

Yes, you usually find them around deer hunting season. They usually fall out of the hunting blind when it is getting moved in/out.

Huh

That makes a lot of sense actually

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_inexplicably_ubiquitous_phenomenon_of_woods_porn

Good article and the comments section is interesting - woods porn is universal.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
dangit i came here to post crypto girls

guess ill have to settle for demon girl harem game number 056718

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Man the Ocean's Eleven sequels got weird

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Terrible Awful Games: based on Oriental culture

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

Man the Ocean's Eleven sequels got weird

Ocean's Less-Than-Three.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



you gotta hand it to em--this actually is very cyberpunk, but in a meta way

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Ainsley McTree posted:

you gotta hand it to em--this actually is very cyberpunk, but in a meta way

It's definitely punk, and it's definitely cyber. Not sure if that's enough to qualify as cyberpunk.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

leper khan posted:

It's definitely punk, and it's definitely cyber. Not sure if that's enough to qualify as cyberpunk.

could it be cyberspunk?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Always wanted to gently caress the epcot center.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


AngryRobotsInc posted:

I wish I could be surprised there are crypto gijinka, but no, this is the world we live in.

I can’t wait for the NFT hentai game, which has no porn in it, but gives you a certificate claiming that you orgasmed at least once

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Gimme those HentFTs

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