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I learned there's a term for "posting Tinder hookup pictures somewhere other than Tinder". Synonym proposed: Codependent narcissist.
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Gaston actor orders woman to leave after she 'touches him inappropriately at Disney park' I guess parks are strip clubs and exotic dancers now?
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Nov 5, 2021 23:01
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Good for him.(and anyone else who would not take that poo poo for that matter)
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Nov 6, 2021 00:20
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I wish everyone involved in this a very flushed down a giant toilet connected to the Sun
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Nov 6, 2021 01:17
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Good for him.(and anyone else who would not take that poo poo for that matter) 🎵No one enforces consent like Gaston.🎵
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Nov 6, 2021 01:25
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We found how who the real beast was
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Nov 6, 2021 11:26
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"on one hand, it's the right thing to do. on the other hand, more stuff for us, gently caress you"
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Nov 6, 2021 11:50
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Britain really doesn't want to let go of its cock.
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Nov 6, 2021 14:36
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If you were equipped with such a magnificent black cock you'd clean and polish it all day long.
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Nov 6, 2021 14:40
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BattleMaster posted:"on one hand, it's the right thing to do. on the other hand, more stuff for us, gently caress you" Imagine how much British culture will be lost if we send these cultural artifacts back!
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Lobok posted:Britain really doesn't want to let go of its cock. By popular demand posted:If you were equipped with such a magnificent black cock you'd clean and polish it all day long. The entirety of our current government cabinet are all MASSIVE cocks so we should probably send the stolen ones back.
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Nov 6, 2021 18:56
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thank goodness Kylie Jenner is ok. https://twitter.com/YahooEnt/status/1457025435083149312
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Nov 7, 2021 01:57
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For which part?
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Nov 7, 2021 01:59
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I'm assuming that means she got a personal best time, but I want it to mean that previously she had only managed to poop up to 8 times during a marathon.
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Nov 7, 2021 02:00
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9 times in the time it takes to run a marathon would probably be my personal record too
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Nov 7, 2021 02:01
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I thought I had seen this recently but apparently there were TWO poopy women marathon runners who were setting records 
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Nov 7, 2021 02:09
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pik_d posted:I thought I had seen this recently but apparently there were TWO poopy women marathon runners who were setting records Why would you admit something like that? Just say you set a personal best 13 months after giving birth, leave the poo part out.
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Zil posted:Why would you admit something like that? Just say you set a personal best 13 months after giving birth, leave the poo part out. From the article: quote:When she neared the finish line, she yelled to her friends, "I pooped my pants!" She didn't even wait until afterwards to admit it, also she immediately had to go to the medical tent for baby wipes so people would have known something was up (in her shorts(it was poop))
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Nov 7, 2021 02:20
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https://twitter.com/indik/status/1457135857106882566?s=20
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Zil posted:Why would you admit something like that? Just say you set a personal best 13 months after giving birth, leave the poo part out. Marathon runners take up that hobby in order to satisfy their desire to defecate in public in ways that society deems acceptable, this is a well-known fact
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Captain Hygiene posted:Marathon runners take up that hobby in order to satisfy their desire to defecate in public in ways that society deems acceptable, this is a well-known fact I took it up because I like spending an extra $50+ a week on food. The pooping is just a bonus.
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Nov 7, 2021 02:32
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Nov 7, 2021 03:39
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From her name on her entry tag there, this must be that Deirdre "DeeDee" Megadoodoo I've heard about.
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Nov 7, 2021 04:17
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God drat it I didn't know I was going to wake up and like joe biden today
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Lol if you don't have Enrique hand-turn all youre cocks back before he tucks you into bed.
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By popular demand posted:Lol if you don't have Enrique hand-turn all youre cocks back before he tucks you into bed. How many cocks do you have?
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Nov 7, 2021 05:20
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There's never too much cock if you know how tot use it. Ask youre mom.
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Nov 7, 2021 05:43
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By popular demand posted:Lol if you don't have Enrique hand-turn all youre cocks back before he tucks you into bed. Oh, good heavens, I did not see you there your majesty the queen of england! Yes the pm and parliament is a bunch aren't they. And I'm told they appreciate Enrique as ever? Ah yes those bullingdon boys. Consistent breed.
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Nov 7, 2021 08:18
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Thankfully, here in Arizona I don't have to turn my clock back and experience any consequences. My Senator is who?
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Nov 7, 2021 08:33
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At least if they have the period they are not vacuum fetus. That would be terrible for the fetus viability.
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Nov 7, 2021 08:36
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BRB, reporting Texas vacuum dealers for aiding and abetting abortions.
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Nov 7, 2021 08:40
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You can't tell me what to do
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District attorney investigating after man dissected at autopsy event "District Attorney Hillar Moore said he wants to see if there are any potential criminal violations or potential legislation to keep it from happening again." So they just chose some sleeping guy and sliced him up?  ps Fixed derp uuid url PhantomOfTheCopier has a new favorite as of 18:06 on Nov 7, 2021 |
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:District attorney investigating after man dissected at autopsy event Your link gives me a 404  But if it's the event I'm thinking of, some family donated their grandpas body to science. The organization who handles such bodies sold the body to an Oddities & Curiosities Show which sold tickets for $500 to view the autopsy and also poke at some internal organs. Also Grandpa died of Covid, though I am unsure of how transmittable that is after death.
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Ninurta posted:Thankfully, here in Arizona I don't have to turn my clock back and experience any consequences. "Millions of Americans again vote against their best interests"
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