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slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/typesfast/status/1456451813075415042?t=9Bz0snU0NbUGCV8eFmyLXA&s=19


How is your mom doing these days anyway?

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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Big ol' bowssy

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Antigravitas posted:

Innocently playing on one of the official maps when




:raise:

Yeah, ya wanna go up the Cock and Balls interchange, take the Left Nut exit to the Semen Street exit, get on the Frenulum Service road and then get off on the Cumshot Expressway.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Say that ten times fast, and welcome to page one hundred!

:aaa::gizz:

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
Mods please change my name to Cumshot Expressway

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BiggerBoat posted:

Cumshot Expressway.
Speed limit: Depends how long you took to get there

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Antigravitas posted:

Innocently playing on one of the official maps when




:raise:

Traffic is stored in the balls

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Splicer posted:

Speed limit: Depends how long you took to get there

Also the strength of your antidepressants.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Antigravitas posted:

Innocently playing on one of the official maps when


Just a moment... picture has been rotated 90deg but that's clearly Fallopian Freeway, and we hope there are no backups on those ovaripasses.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
God drat 100 pages of people driving themselves insane doing doing horny magic eye puzzles. Amazing. Here's to 100 more

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Here's to 100 more pages of seeing what you want to see

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Here's to the most wholesome thread, if it weren't for the perverted preconceptions of the users who post in it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

some plague rats posted:

God drat 100 pages of people driving themselves insane doing doing horny magic eye puzzles. Amazing. Here's to 100 more

Horny magic eye puzzles are basically the opposite of this thread

To whit


Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Big titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian poo poo?

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:

Horny magic eye puzzles are basically the opposite of this thread

To whit



That’s pretty much the opposite of what this thread is about.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Gross.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What's it supposed to be? I'm loving with a solver and it's got a bar that you can move around and it's like trying to decode cinemax porn on the off channels

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Milo and POTUS posted:

What's it supposed to be? I'm loving with a solver and it's got a bar that you can move around and it's like trying to decode cinemax porn on the off channels

It's a schooner.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's it supposed to be? I'm loving with a solver and it's got a bar that you can move around and it's like trying to decode cinemax porn on the off channels

It’s sex in the missionary position.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Its just super confusing when someone posts a magic eye picture that doesn't turn out to be Goatse.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
It's a moose leaping into a windshield

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Bloop posted:

Horny magic eye puzzles are basically the opposite of this thread

To whit




:yosnice:


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

The Bloop posted:

Horny magic eye puzzles are basically the opposite of this thread

To whit




Does she have weird Wilma Flintstone hair or is she wearing a VR headset

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

theflyingorc posted:

Does she have weird Wilma Flintstone hair or is she wearing a VR headset

I wasn't looking at her hair

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
At least not that hair

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006
Wow, magic eye solvers. I've literally never been able to see those things so this is nuts to me.

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006
These magic eye things are supposed to pop out at you but for some reason they always indent inwards, like looking into an empty jello mold.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Mr.Chill posted:

These magic eye things are supposed to pop out at you but for some reason they always indent inwards, like looking into an empty jello mold.

Same for me, never got the hang of getting them to work properly.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Mr.Chill posted:

These magic eye things are supposed to pop out at you but for some reason they always indent inwards, like looking into an empty jello mold.

KozmoNaut posted:

Same for me, never got the hang of getting them to work properly.

There are two different ways to see a magic eye image: crossing your eyes, and going to parallel as if you were focusing on something very distant. If you look at an image that was designed to be viewed with one technique using the other, it'll appear inverted. Most magic eye images are designed to be seen by going to parallel, so you're probably crossing your eyes.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Keep going, eventually you'll get it!

Keep staring into that


autostereogram

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's one of those things that completely confused me for a while way back when magic eyes got super popular, then I managed to unfocus just right one time and it's been perfectly easy ever since.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It was a lot easier in the 90s when they were in nice frames in every mall in the country, cause you could just focus on the reflection of a florescent light fixture behind you in the glass and that would put your focal point at the right distance

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

flavor.flv posted:

It was a lot easier in the 90s when they were in nice frames in every mall in the country, cause you could just focus on the reflection of a florescent light fixture behind you in the glass and that would put your focal point at the right distance

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Shai-Hulud posted:

Its just super confusing when someone posts a magic eye picture that doesn't turn out to be Goatse.
Sometimes it's a similarly comforting dickbutt.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Hello my old friend

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


Jesus loving Christ.

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete
There's never a ring

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


bare bottom pancakes posted:

There's never a ring

I think they only do trophies for college sports.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

flavor.flv posted:

It was a lot easier in the 90s when they were in nice frames in every mall in the country, cause you could just focus on the reflection of a florescent light fixture behind you in the glass and that would put your focal point at the right distance

This is how I learned and now I have trouble NOT seeing them it's so automatic

Look at something a few feet behind the image is the best way to describe it I think

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