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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
woo book 2 arrived


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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/prattprattpratt/status/181497435800084480

matti
Mar 31, 2019

ugh

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/NoConViolence/status/1456199384102801415

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



it is by will i set my puss in motion

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


doing a robocop / total recall double header tonight, it is a good night
gonna try to watch all of verhoeven's movies this month, verhovember

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T72M1GNjRi4

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCMLLBS2PSg

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqNmKR-lYHw

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
sick of hearing about dune and disney movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnOfNQ9VWo0

sagebrush can talk about this one

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




time to dig out the classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik&t=94s

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqAeVosG4zI

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


https://twitter.com/emmeline77/status/1456290958534852612?s=20

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1456328783452061696

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol it's super-rare I watch broadcast tv but I just switched over from my Fire Stick and AIRPLANE II is on and I'm lmao'ing. Not as great as the original but it's still a lot of fun.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol it's super-rare I watch broadcast tv but I just switched over from my Fire Stick and AIRPLANE II is on and I'm lmao'ing. Not as great as the original but it's still a lot of fun.
I haven't seen it in forever, but holy poo poo. Someone being able to sneak a bomb on a spacecraft? Someone being able to be in a spacecraft without constantly stifling the urge to slap the poo poo of an annoying billionaire? William Shatner being in space without having to sell off a significant amount of his horse jizz stockpiles?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Ellie Trashcakes posted:

William Shatner being in space without having to sell off a significant amount of his horse jizz stockpiles?

Go on...

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



shatner, rumor has it, encouraged using his own horses for one scene in generations and, wouldn't you know it, also made bank leasing them to the studio

mean while michael dorn is quietly flying fighter jets for fun with his syndication money

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Agile Vector posted:

shatner, rumor has it, encouraged using his own horses for one scene in generations and, wouldn't you know it, also made bank leasing them to the studio

mean while michael dorn is quietly flying fighter jets for fun with his syndication money

i am weasel is a classic

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

PokeJoe posted:

Go on...
He jacks off his horses on the reg to harvest their bubbling loads. Jizz, that is. White gold. The Texas Skeet.

He owns a great deal of it.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's what finally freed him from the convention circuit

you'd masturbate horses too if the alternative was spending time with people who go to star trek conventions

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I don’t think I would tbh

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
have you ever spent time with people who go to star trek conventions?

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Improbable Lobster posted:

i am weasel is a classic

adorable

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

infernal machines posted:

you'd masturbate horses too if the alternative was spending time with people who go to star trek conventions
Yeah but he still has to spend time with William Shatner, a horrific experience that no amount of horsejobs can improve

infernal machines posted:

have you ever spent time with people who go to star trek conventions?
My mom, you mean jerk :mad:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Yeah but he still has to spend time with William Shatner, a horrific experience that no amount of horsejobs can improve

he went all the way to the edge of space and still couldn't get away from that bastard

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

My mom, you mean jerk :mad:

i'm so sorry, about your mom

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

infernal machines posted:

have you ever spent time with people who go to star trek conventions?

with horses you don’t have to just smell their poo poo but you have to clean it up

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

infernal machines posted:

i'm so sorry, about your mom
:argh:

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

William Shitner

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

infernal machines posted:

it's what finally freed him from the convention circuit

you'd masturbate horses too if the alternative was spending time with people who go to star trek conventions

First of all, he doesn't necessarily have to personally masturbate the horses. It's a bit of a cottage industry, but there exists a number of trained specialists with artificial horse masturbation aids that make the job faster as well as increasing yields. That said, as a horse masturbation enthusiast, let me for a moment defend it as both a skilled artform and significant historical craft,

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Ellie Trashcakes posted:

My mom, you mean jerk :mad:

have you met your dad? you’re probably entitled to some of that horse jizz money

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The Fool posted:

have you met your dad? you’re probably entitled to some of that horse jizz money
*looks in pants* uh yeah I clearly have no horse ancestry

Oh, you mean shatner. I mean my mom was married to a useless turd at the time so why go out for hamburger when you've got mistake at home?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

shoeberto posted:

make the job faster as well as increasing yields

this hasn’t been my experience with human masturbation.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/HOSTAGEKILLER/status/1457127223249485826

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
do the Dunizens believe in God?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol from a friends blog, knowing him I can absolutely believe this is something his kid would say

quote:

Watched The Matrix with our weird 10yo. Rapt silence until the lobby scene where he says "oh this must be why it's got a 15 age rating because all those shell casings on the floor represent a serious trip hazard"

/Neo, log-running down a hallway on a carpet of spent brass with arms flailing, "Whoa!"

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I offer that child my sword

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

indigi posted:

do the Dunizens believe in God?

bene gesserit is basically space catholicism

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Sweevo posted:

bene gesserit is basically space catholicism
jesuit + linguistic drift = gesserit

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
yeah but they never mention anything about god. I think they’re just culturally nuns

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